Thursday, January 29, 2026

Idiots of the Day

Some people really do F Around and Find Out. .  Exhibit A: A group of little bitches who thought they were tough.  

 


This update appeared on social media but is unconfirmed.

On Wednesday night 3 females accompanied by 2 males attempted to gang assault Gracie at her place of employment.

She knew one of the girls, of which she has had a prior history with stemming from school earlier in the year. This girl found out Gracie was at work alone…recruited 2 other girls and 2 boys…and made a plan to “get her”. They even thought it would be cute to make this documentary style video stemming from them getting out of the car, coming into work and running up on her to attack her.

Unfortunately for these shitbag fucks, it went sideways for them real quick.

Thank God for Gracies years of MMA training and physical strength (having her fathers temper didnt hurt either), as she beat the brakes off every last one of them in self defense, until all 5 fled.

This clip is about 1 min of what lasted nearly 5 minutes long.

The police came, i got up there shortly after, Gracie was physically ok, and we along w the owners filed charges against them. The police told me if we wish to pursue, they would be arresting them all for gang assault, criminal trespass and a couple others.

They saw the restaurant surveillance and told me Gracie was in zero risk of any trouble despite annihilating them all as it was clear self defense against 5 people.

We need to see the full video so we can tell if the story checks out.   

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was impressive…

Anonymous said...

I hate to burst your bubble but that appears to be AI generated.

Anonymous said...

Where was this or what city?

Anonymous said...

a happy ending for all

Anonymous said...

This seems staged for the camera. And, frankly, I don't think reporters should be doing anything other than reporting it to the police.

Anonymous said...

Truth, justice, and the Murkin way.

Anonymous said...

World Star... World Star.... wait wrong website..... or is it.

Anonymous said...

Are we posting AI now? Look at the takedown. That's not human movement. Original post video has no Metadata. No real details. I call BS.

Anonymous said...

Lancaster NY suburb of Buffalo apparently.

Anonymous said...

Was thinking the same thing about your comment.

Anonymous said...

Everyone always says that crap now. It's already old. Yes, I don't trust some of what I see but people did the same shit with Alex Pretti kicking that taillight off in Minneapolis. Even with two additional angles, apologists still say "Yeah but AI".
So what, pray tell, makes this appear to be AI-generated? Do you have any actual evidence or basis for this? Or do you just spout off and leave it there?

Anonymous said...

She treated those little gangsta wannabees like a fresh bag of ice!!

Anonymous said...

It was reported to the police. The attackers have all been charged (if you bothered to read). This video came out publicly after law enforcement was already involved. So, frankly, your comment is useless.

Anonymous said...

Indeed. That's what a can of whoop-ass looks like in real time.

Anonymous said...

It's as real as a felony assault charge!

Location is Pan Pizza Co on Transit road in Lancaster NY.

Their business website shows only two locations and the second is temporarily closed down.



Anonymous said...

You folks who claim every video is fake are annoying. You embarrassed yourselves by claiming the arrest of the imposter UPS driver was fake, so I was hoping we wouldn’t hear from you for a while.

Anonymous said...

The father of the assault victim released an update.

All three of the female bitches got got some, and got felony assualt charges, the one that went for the helicopter ride after leaving the hospital with a broken orbital bone.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUFL0R4Eabx/

The two male bitches werne't charged apparently, but were warned to stay away or they can get some from the police as well.

Anonymous said...

What part of her getting skull drug looks like AI to you? Many of you softies have never been in a real life fight and it shows. You stay aggressive until the end or you get your ass beat. S**t moves quickly in a fight.

Kingfish said...

Someone got mad I called them bitches. Oh well. They are subhuman pieces of filth. What were they doing? They didn't like this girl, they got a posse together and went to her place of work to beat her to a pulp. Oh, and they started filming immediately so they could brag about it online. Complete savagery. Well, the reason the Romans beat savages and barbarians is because they knew how to get meaner and tougher than those they faced in battle as this girl did.

Reminds me of the story where three thugs tried to rob a 75 year-old Jack Dempsey. They were literally begging for the police to protect them after he gave them a beat down on the streets of New York.

Anonymous said...

You are 100% correct. AI AI AI AI AI AI. Double click bait.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your AI generated comment.

Anonymous said...

From the perspective of the one with the MMA training:

If you aren't running away you're next!

Anonymous said...

I see AI has buckbroken a bunch of retards.

Anonymous said...

So where is an actual news story, police report, or other mention of this that is not just social media?

Anonymous said...

The Kennedy Assisination was AI generated along with Trump ear being shot off and along with Charlie Kirk being killed. All AI generated. I'm AI generating this. Power to AI bots!

Anonymous said...

The part of the video showing the heroine jerking the attacker's neck unnaturally would have snapped his vertebrae and killed him if that part of the video was real.

Anonymous said...

The fact that you called the female "assailant" (who got skull-drug) a "he" and "him" tells me all I need to know about how much credence to give to your comment. Hint: the answer is not one damn bit.

Anonymous said...

Who? The video stopped short of any "she" interacting with Gangstahs.

Anonymous said...

You're and imbecile. You have no idea what happens when just a few pounds of force turns the neck of a human being only a few inches.....it is assured that the entire body WILL follow, often in a violent reaction....it has no choice. Plus, you never saw someone get "rag dolled" in middle/high school? What rock did you crawl out from under? Clueless of actual real-life experience.


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