Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Horhn Speaks: "Those Handcuffs are Off"

 JPD as well as the citizens of Jackson got some much welcome news at the meeting of the Jackson City Council yesterday. 

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

What does “I have sat down with"…. Mean in elementary school English?

Anonymous said...

Was he there for the Pledge of Allegiance?

Anonymous said...

I have been around him several times. He doesn’t know me. I always found him friendly, knowledgeable, and wide open to listen and communicate. My expectations are very high, but I don’t think he will disappoint.

Anonymous said...

Well that's a good first step. Lumumba gutted JPD. It wasn't great when he got there in 2017, so imagine the condition that it is in now.

Anonymous said...

Too little toooooooo late. Too much damage

Anonymous said...

Any mayor is better then the last one honestly lol

Anonymous said...

and everyone clapped, except Lumumba's boy Brian Grizzell

Anonymous said...

He's a good guy. Jackson has a chance now

Anonymous said...

What about the DA?

Anonymous said...

Yep, he was Chowke's snitch.

Anonymous said...

True. The Choke's butt boy.

Anonymous said...

Thanks I have friends that have been JPD Officers for years and are ashamed how lackadaisical the prior Administration’s have been on combating crime. With the New Mayor and our Kick Ass DA we bout to get some thangs done in jacktown. Yes the DA has been kicking ass since he realized it’s a full time job. Im not going to get in the DA’s other issues! Just happy he seems to be on track.

Not Fur Lined 'cuffs said...

I'd give $100 to know what the restrictions were?

Anonymous said...

Where are you finding these city council videos? I cannot find them online anymore.

Anonymous said...

AAAnndddddd suddenly crime stats are going to be available again per LeMaster ... though CJ pulled some sitting duck roundhouse punches clearly available to him upon reporting the news.

Anonymous said...

What was he prohibited from looking into? Murders? Carjackings?

Anonymous said...

3:44, it means exactly what he said, not sure why you need it explained to you. And with all of the positives in that clip, that’s your focus?!? And if you really need to know, go watch any mob movie to see what a “sit down” is.

Anonymous said...

He's going to jail with Antard.

Anonymous said...

Chief Wade has the green light now. Pudgy's brother is worried.

Anonymous said...

@ What does “I have sat down with"…. Mean in elementary school English?

It means they sat down together and had a discussion.

Anonymous said...

"I have sat down with" is proper English. I have sat down with several people in that same spot under the tree. I have sat on that setee with your wife when you were not looking. I have sat through Kingfish's terrible audio recordings countless times. He often sets me in the cawnuh where I sit while in timeout.

Anonymous said...

Will he please give Othor Cain a job so he can stop winning on Facebook? Has he been fired from JPS already??

Anonymous said...

I've been re-watching The Wire the last few months. Horne resembles Carcetti being elected mayor over the last scumbag mayor. A bunch of talk and hope in the beginning, but in the end it's all just a big scam. This city can't be saved from it's own electorate. Jackson, Baltimore, New Orleans, etc. nothing is designed to get better.


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