Thursday, December 19, 2024

Funny of the Day

 This is how you win an election. 

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

RINO Michael Guest is going to be primaried.

Anonymous said...

Gawd that was funny !

Anonymous said...

7:01. So? He will clean their clock.

Anonymous said...

This video certainly describes most campaigns. Let's hope he is successfully primaried. Oh, and maybe release his own ethics report on his stock trading that was closed a few years ago.

Anonymous said...

bout right.

Anonymous said...

Wasn’t funny to me.

Anonymous said...

Congress is dysfunctional and leaders of both parties are responsible for it. All the sheep followers prefer to point at each other's party, but that is a weak response and way to not take any responsibility to do basic work like keeping government services running. It is a sad situation. But hey we keep electing these do nothing (but raise money for myself) politicians, so we reap what we sow.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming some of you support the Gaetz character. Now, that is sad.

Anonymous said...

Around the time this show takes place, Texas was already a big player in the tech industry. There is even an episode where Sheldon encounters a Tandy 1000 at a Radio Shack and is impressed by the Tandy Deskmate OS. For those who may not remember. Deskmate was a graphical OS that booted from ROM so it started almost instantly and was mich faster than Windows or MacOS. Though it did lack

Anonymous said...

@8:49 Well having a sense of humor is a prerequisite... I didn't pay much attention to this show while it still aired but have since streamed it and it is very funny - well written and a great ensemble. I prefer it to Big Bang Theory but to each his own!

Anonymous said...

If that wasn't funny, then you haven't spent much time in Texas.

Anonymous said...

Love this clip. Made me laugh when I watched it on tv and again here.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of family guy. Nine……….Eleven

Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight, if Tesla's board of directors has a disagreement about something, their solution is to shut the company down. The Elon Musk is one innovative thinker. Glad Trump has brought him on for strategic advice.

Anonymous said...

@12:43 I hope you are just ignorant and not attempting to use that as your argument. Here, I will help you educate yourself. An Explanation of the Continuing Resolution and the pending Government Shutdown.

Anonymous said...

2:51: Kaizen Asiedu is a professional video gamer with a Harvard degree in philosophy.

That means that he's qualified to lecture on exactly jack-shit, except maybe the benefits smoking dope through a vape v. water bong.

Anonymous said...

7:01 said, "RINO Michael Guest is going to be primaried."

Yes, Michael Guest is an empty suit (and one of six Republicans who refused to vote to censure the despicable liar Adam Schiff).

Guest will win re-election using his tired and disingenuous formula. Guest will hire some goofball who will run and get 5% of the vote, Guest will get 46% and Capable Opponent will get 49% of the vote. The goofball's only purpose is to get enough anti-Guest votes to keep Capable Opponent from winning without a runoff.

Then in the weeks before the runoff, Guest will unleash millions dollars (raised by peddling influence) of propaganda , half truths and innuendo to malign the Capable Opponent whose limited campaign funds will allow little, if any rebuttal.

Guest will win re-election and Mississippi will continue to suffer.

Arkansas can boast of Tom Cotten and Sarah Sanders while Mississippi stumbles along with the likes of Michael Guest and Roger Wicker.

It is a tragedy.

Anonymous said...

So somebody thinks Tom Cotten and Sarah Sanders are worth bragging about? Is that how low the bar is now? Sheesh

Anonymous said...

Blame the Mississippi Republican Party machine who's puppeteer is none other than Haley Barbour. It's impossible to field a "capable opponent" who is actually competent in serving all Mississippians, because you'll never get through him/them if you don't play his/their inside game. Case in point: Shad White He needed them if he was ever to have a chance politically, and that's why he saved Phil Bryant with some greasy, foul smelling lawyering.

Anonymous said...

Back in the basement gamer.



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