Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Renaissance Suspect Known to Police

 The suspect shot during the incident at Renaissance today was accused earlier this year of being involved in the murder of a 14 year-old.

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Suspect Shot After Ramming Police

 A chase at Renaissance ended in the shooting of the suspect. Ridgeland Police issued the following statement. 

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What's in a Name, a Baby's Name?

 The Mississippi State Department of Health released the top 25 names for boys and girls born in Mississippi this year. Who is number one? Who didn't make the cut?  Only one way to find out. Scroll on down. 

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The Blue Book is Here

The Mississippi Secretary of State just released the 2025-2029 edition of the Blue Book.  It contains everything you might want to know about Mississippi government from the Governor to the dog catcher.  Available here.

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Carjacker Caught

 JPD caught a carjacker and is looking for some more.  WAPT reported: 

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Madoff Recovery: 94%

 The Justice Department issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Funny of the Day

Stephen A took a break from skewering the Cowgirls to have a meltdown over what else but...... Dragonball Z.   

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Monday, December 30, 2024

Haters Gonna Hate

Some people just can't stand to see others do well.   The Mississippi Valley State University marching band got some good news recently.  The university issued the following statement and tweet: 

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Ending With a Whimper

 A Rankin County woman's federal lawsuit against former MHP trooper Ivana Williams was dismissed with prejudice today.   

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Lyft Driver Beaten & Carjacked

 A Lyft driver was carjacked and beaten Saturday afternoon in West Jackson.

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Sunday, December 29, 2024

Murder-Suicide in Brandon

 The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Common & Ordinary

"He drew people to him because he was so open. Jesus would come into your house and he would sit with you on Sunday afternoon and watch the Saints game,  at least as long as he could (KF: Yes, the Saints could try even his patience). Remember, he's human and he would play with your kid. He'd listen to your jokes and laugh. He'd tell some jokes of his own and when you talked to him, he would listen as though he owned time and it made it himself and had all of it there was in the world. He was common. He was ordinary," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he described Jesus Christ in the 1996 sermon posted below.  Listen to what else Dr. Pollard had to say.  

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Bill Crawford: Legislators Face School Choice Choices

As Mississippi legislators prepare to open their 2025 session, they find themselves under siege from well-funded school choice proponents. Two non-profits are principals – the Mississippi Center for Public Policy (MCPP) and Empower Mississippi (EM).

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Saturday, December 28, 2024

Woman Accused of Running Puppy Mill

 Numerous people on social media accuse a Madison County woman of running a puppy mill.  WLBT reported: 

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Live from the Streets of Jackson

 Thinking of donating shoes to the residentially-challenged who seem to populate major intersections now?  You might want to think again.  

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D.L. Gardner: Jesus Worthy of Our Love & Praise

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

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Dontae Walker, Rest in Peace

 Former Clinton and Mississippi State University football star Dontae Walker passed away last night.    A football star, he got in trouble with the law but later turned his life around, gaining the redemption he sought.  Condolences to his family and friends.

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Friday, December 27, 2024

Going, Going, Gone!

The Chick Fil A restaurant in Region's Plaza is closing January 31, 2025.  The closing probably should not come as a surprise.  The restaurant is only open 7-3 on weekdays.  It was probably only a matter of time. 

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MCPP: The Next American Century is Now

Remember when Japan was predicted to overtake America? 

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Find This Mutt

 Please keep an eye out for this lost little mutt in the Crossgates area.  

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Progress!

 Apparently our little post about the former Elite restaurant got someone's attention.  Check out how the storied Jackson landmark appeared yesterday. 

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Snickerdoodle Cookies

Let's go back in history to circa 1950s style elementary school lunch days at Clinton Blvd. Elementary School, before it was pulled out of the county school system into the Jackson Public School System and immediately renamed as Mary Ida Raines Elementary.


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Thursday, December 26, 2024

Preach, Brother, Preach!

 Portnoy takes on one of the most annoying features of modern civilization.  

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Meet The Speakah

 Tune in to the Empower Mississippi podcast with Grant Callen.  This week's guest is none other than Jason White, Speaker of the Mississippi House of Representatives.  The time of the session draws nigh so if you want to hear what is coming down the turnpike, check out Speaker White has to say. 

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USM Hoopster Throws Up a Brick in Court

 A Southern Miss basketball player's attempt to challenge the NCAA's "5-year rule" and gain an extra year of eligibility failed in federal court this week.  

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Robert St. John: Parental Pride

Pride is a complex emotion. Sitting in the audience, watching my son walk across the stage to receive his bachelor’s degree, I felt it surge in a way that caught me off guard. Pride isn’t always a good thing—too much can be toxic, too little can lead to defeatism. But pride in your children? That’s the kind of pride that fills your soul and leaves you deeply grateful.

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Sid Salter: Awaiting Post-Christmas Ghost of TikTok's Future & Trump's Return

Any way you slice, there’s a lot to unpack for fans and opponents of the social media application TikTok – the short-form Chinese-owned video platform with an algorithm that personalizes each user’s experience based on learning one’s preferences.

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Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Horses Shot

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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The Jambalaya Podcast: The Roast

 The Kingfish had the opportunity to roast none other than KIM Waaaaaaade a couple of weeks ago.  Posted below is a little Christmas treat that is none other than a reenactment of the Kingfish's roast.  Enjoy. 

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Awwwwww

 This video should be commercial of the year.  

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Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Enjoy Some Christmas

If you're looking for some different Christmas music to play while you hustle and bustle tonight, check out Andre Rieu's 2024 Christmas concert in Sydney, Australia.   It's a real treat of festivity and music.  Enjoy.  

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Oops!

 Check out this screenshot from the Outlets of Mississippi website.  Notice anything? 

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Funny of the Day

 Sometimes, the stupid get exactly what they deserve.   Watch the video all the way to the end.  

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Trooper Drama

 Why is it troopers can't seem to stay out of trouble?  The Save JXN dude posted this little story on his social media accounts over the weekend: 

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Monday, December 23, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 Apparently someone tried to do what they said can't be done and failed.  Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Christmas Specials at The Country Squire

 


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The Bird Flu is Here

MDAC Commissioner Andrew Gipson issued the following statement. 

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Catch Him if you Can

Identity theft is real as one poor schmuck discovered to his horror here in Jackson.  

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Balltar Speaks!

Sometimes, the oracle is not kind.  Be careful of asking to see your future.  

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Sunday, December 22, 2024

Rivers, not Reservoirs

Much suffering and pain is associated with Christmas.  It is not the happiest time of the year for everyone.  Indeed, while it is the celebration of the birth of Christ, even the late Dr. Frank Pollard preached Simeon told Mary her son would pierce a "sword through your heart."  However, hope and salvation come with the sword as well as his birth provided a way to deal with such suffering.   Enjoy the December 22, 1996 sermon posted below. 

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Fireball in the Sky

 Check out the Chinese satellite burning up in the atmosphere over Hal & Mal's last night.  

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Bill Crawford: Radicalization of 15 Year-Old Chilling

Hard to fathom how this horrible tragedy could happen – a 15-year-old girl, Natalie “Samantha” Rupnow opened fire in the Abundant Life Christian School she had attended in Madison, Wisconsin, killing a teacher and a student, wounding others, then killing herself police said.

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Saturday, December 21, 2024

Crumbling Away (Updated)

 Check out what has happened to a Jackson landmark.  Feel free to throw something at the wall. 

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D.L. Gardner: News Roundup of the Transition

For about a month now Americans have been all up in the air over “Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena” (UAP) what they call drones. The federal government says most of them are airplanes though they don’t really know what they are or who is flying them. They don’t know where they come from or where they go to. Nevertheless, federal sources have all agreed the UAPs pose no threat and are not dangerous.

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Friday, December 20, 2024

Busted!

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: Speaking up on School Choice

Imagine a world in which the President of the United States could prevent you from reading a story about incriminating emails found on his son’s laptop?

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Mine! Mine! Mine!

 Uh-oh, the city of Jackson wants to get back its water system.  WLBT reported: 

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Christmas - Sugar Cookies

It would be fun to tell Christmas Cookie Lies to you guys, but Santa (who is a real guy, just not as heavy as the story says) says that telling Christmas Cookie Lies about how I made these will result in switches and coal under the tree with my name on them. 



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Thursday, December 19, 2024

Funny of the Day

 This is how you win an election. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Sprouting in Madison

The Bean will sprout up in a Madison next year.  Yes, East Madison is finally going to get its own coffee shop. 

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Cajun Craziness Meets NIL

It was only a matter of time before someone figured out a way to inject state funds into NIL.  Welcome to a new day in college football.  The Louisiana Illuminator reported: 

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One Murder Down, One to Go

 Augena Funches pleaded guilty to manslaughter in the death of Kiona Morgan on December 10 in Hinds County Circuit Court.  She still faces a capital murder charge for allegedly shooting another woman to death on I-220 after leaving the M-Bar.  

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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Shad Gets 'Em

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Ex-Capitol Police Officer Indicted in Brutality Case (Updated)

 A federal grand jury indicted former Capitol Police officer Jeffrey Walker for violating the civil rights of a suspect.  The indictment states: 

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Driving Through Madison

 Madison police arrested David Fehr and charged him with DUI refusal and careless driving.  Fehr was the long-time director of the Clinton High School Attache Show Choir.  

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Robert St. John: Team and Leadership

Last night, my leadership team gathered for our 37th annual Christmas dinner—a tradition I cherish. It’s a moment to pause, reflect, and thank the incredible hard-working and dedicated people who make everything we do possible. This tradition brings together our leadership team, C-Suite, admin staff, and their significant others for an evening of barbecue ribs and ribeye steaks at Donanelle’s, my favorite dive joint that’s become sacred to our team.

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Sid Salter: GOP's Clarke Reed Fundamentally Changed Politics in Mississippi

Clarke T. Reed Sr., who skillfully and purposefully changed both the retail political allegiances and the philosophical worldview of many white Southerners, died earlier this month at his Greenville home at age 96. He was the grey eminence of the Mississippi Republican Party.

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Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Live from the Courtroom: Polo Gets Life

 Watch the sentencing of William "Polo" Edwards live from the courtroom, courtesy of WLBT.  

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The Fuelman Costs

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Live From Jacktown

 Who says drag racing is dead? 

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Child Molester Gets 30 Years

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Monday, December 16, 2024

Will Virgi Get It Done?

Update: Item pulled from the agenda at the Council meeting.  

Jackson Ward 7 Councilwoman Virgi Lindsey placed this little item on the agenda for tomorrow's meeting of the Jackson City Council.  

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Revival!

 As in Treaty Oak Revival.  The storied band is coming to Brandon.  Red River Entertainment announced: 

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Coming Foon

 It appearf Dax Owen'f of Danny'f fame if ftarting a new venture.  

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Stolen Trailer Recovered

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, December 15, 2024

Funny of the Day

 Chris Rock appeared on Saturday Night Live last night and was his old equal-opportunity offending self. 

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Stealing Christmas

Trees, lights, presents, parties, all manifest what Christmas is today.  While reciting how the Christmas holiday came to be, the late Dr. Frank Pollard lamented the trivialization of Christmas.  How a celebration of hope and mercy was forgotten while a celebration of things arose.  However, it doesn't have to be this way.  Enjoy Dr. Pollard's December 15, 1996 sermon posted below as he discusses the real meaning of Christmas.  

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Bill Crawford: Gulfport Among Cities with Least Sustainable Credit Card Debt

Eye catching: Prominent Mississippi city Gulfport ranked third in WalletHub’s list of “cities with the least sustainable credit card debts.”

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Saturday, December 14, 2024

Saturday Night Cinema: Christmas Edition

 Who needs the Hallmark Channel when there is Youtube? Yup.  Youtube has a bunch of sappy Christmas movies and best of all, they are free. Enjoy. 

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The Presidential Election Post-Game Show

Believe it or not, there is actually a post-game show of sorts after every Presidential election.  The Institute of Politics at the Harvard Kennedy School of Government hosts a forum where the leadership of both presidential campaigns discuss how the election was won and lost.  It is a gold mine for political junkies.  Enjoy the discussion.  

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D.L. Gardner: The Fat Lady Can't Sing Soon Enough

The fat lady can’t sing soon enough. It ain’t over ’til it's over! Regardless of the results of the presidential election, Joe Biden is still president and will continue to operate as president until Donald Trump recites his oath of office Monday, January 20, 2025.

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Friday, December 13, 2024

Woman Pleads Guilty in Unemployment Fraud Case

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: Our Plan to Achieve School Choice in Mississippi

Parental choice is the only certain way to raise standards and counter left-wing values in the classroom. MCPP has a plan to make this happen in Mississippi.  

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Rules for Thee but not for Me

Some are more equal than others, according to George Orwell.  Such a truism applies today, even in Jackson. 

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Now They Tell Us

Well, well, well, look what the New York Times reported about illegal immigration yesterday:

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Are They Called Instapots or Instant Pots?

Honestly, I am at a loss. Can I just call it Beef Stew and let you figure out the rest?


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Thursday, December 12, 2024

Funny of the Day

 Dude gets dumped because - what else?- Trump won the election.   

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Guilty!

 A Hinds County jury convicted Polo of murder. 

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Get in the Christmas Spirit Saturday

 If you want to see a real Christmas treat, clear your calendar for Saturday afternoon.  Andre Rieu's 2024 Christmas Concert will be showing at Tinseltown at 3 PM.  There won't be any Christmas concerts at Thalia Mara Hall this year so don't miss out on your chance to get some Christmas culture. 

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Domestic Violence Double Trouble

 A Brandon man stands accused of domestic violence in Brandon and  Madison. 

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Ochsner Signs Up

The Mississippi Healthcare Collaborative issued the following statement.

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The Waterloo Continues

The murder trial of William "Napoleon" Edwards enters its fourth day today.  He stands accused of killing Bobby Davis.  The prosecution rested.  Edwards fired his counsel and is representing himself.  Although JJ is not covering the trial, it is posted below for you and courtesy of WLBT.  

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Lynn Loses to Shad

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch struck out in her attempt to keep State Auditor Shad White from suing Brett Favre to recover TANF funds. 

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Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Mary McPhoney's Scandal: Prison Time!

The Justice Department issued the following statement.

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Live from the Courtroom

 What day 3 of the trial of William "Polo" Edwards, courtesy of WLBT.  

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Shad Fires Back at Lynn, Delbert Speaks

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Still Wonderful

 The best Christmas movie returns to the big screen Saturday.  No description needed.  Just be there. 

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Robert St. John: Success Starts With Failure

My success today is rooted in the failures of my past.

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Lynn to Shad: You Can't Do That

 State Auditor Shad White rolled out his much-ballyhooed study on how to cut government waste in Mississippi.  However, Attorney General Lynn Fitch ruled yesterday the study was illegal and not allowed by statute.  

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Sid Salter: Congressional Disaster Funding Revisited

Mississippi has a history of natural disasters, including hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, droughts, and, on rarer occasions, ice and snowstorms. From the New Madrid seismic zone, scientists say there is a 10% chance of an earthquake being felt in the state in the next half-century.

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Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Clarke Reed Passes

 The Mississippi Republican Party issued the following statement. 

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Live From the Courtroom

 Accused killer William "Polo" Edwards is on trial this week in Hinds County Circuit Court for the murder of Bobby Davis on May 1, 2022.   It is his second trial as the first one ended in a hung jury.  Watch this afternoon's proceedings live from the courtroom, courtesy of WLBT. 

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Mockingbird Fight Goes to Supremes

The Mockingbird investors' lawsuit took an interesting twist recently as a defendant company director took the fight to the Mississippi Supreme Court.  

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Munford Fires Back at MCPP & School Choice

 Local attorney Luther Munford submitted the following response to a Mississippi Center for Public Policy column about him that was published on JJ.

Sometimes people come up with what they believe to be a good idea and later learn, to their sorrow, that they are mistaken. That happened in Great Britain when politicians convinced the public that withdrawal from the European Union, known as Brexit, was a good idea. Now three years later the British business newspaper, the Economist, says its predicted damage to the British economy makes it “one of the rich world’s greatest economic blunders.”

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Monday, December 9, 2024

It's Time to ROAST Kim Wade

 


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Shad Busts Some More

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Sneak Peek

 Although Topgolf will not open until December 20, JJ's photographer Rick Guy was able to get a sneak peek recently. Feast your eyes on the metro area's newest attraction. 

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Was There a Kaboom?

 Live from the streets of Jackson. Specifically Woodrow Wilson by the Five Points.  

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When Hope Dies

 It doesn't matter how you win or lose but if you get there, right.  

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Sunday, December 8, 2024

Langston to Biden: Pardon Me?

 The budding Biden pardon scandal may extend to the Langstons of Dickie Scruggs fame.  The story begins with Keaton Langston's conviction for conspiracy to commit health care fraud earlier this year. 

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You Don't Have to Do This

She started out as a dishwasher working to pay for college.  After graduating from seminary in the 1930's, Josephine Skaggs traveled to Joinkrama to start her life as a missionary.  It was a land of superstition, disease, and ignorance.  Twins rarely survived as one would be sacrificed to appease the river god so he wouldn't flood the village.  Life expectancy was under 40 years old.  Children often died in childbirth.  This was her world for years as she stayed true to her faith.  The land now has hospitals. People don't die young as they once did and mothers get to raise their babies.  All because of the faith of one woman as related by the late Dr. Frank Pollard in the 1996 sermon posted below.    

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Bill Crawford: Carswell Puts Center for Public Policy in Attack Mode

Formed in 1991, the Mississippi Center for Public Policy is a Mississippi charitable non-profit corporation with IRS 501(c)(3) tax exempt status.

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Saturday, December 7, 2024

And the Floodgates are Open

 Uh-oh, nothing good is going to come of this idea where college football is concerned. 

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Coming Soon

 Apple TV dropped a trailer for the second season of Severance a few hours ago. Waffle Party, anyone?

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D.L. Gardner: Peace on Earth, Goodwill Towards Men

Just as there can be no resurrection without death, so there can be no peace without war. Peace is not the absence of war or conflict, but is the conquest of war and conflict. Just so, resurrection is more than life from the dead; resurrection conquers death forever. When we go through the worst times and experiences, we are drawn upward, away from suffering into a peace that passes understanding.

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Friday, December 6, 2024

Opening Soon

 Top Golf issued the following press release. 

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MCPP: The Conservative Media Revolution Has Arrived

For as long as anyone can remember, the media didn’t just report politics. They shaped it.  News anchors decided what was newsworthy, often ignoring stories that did not fit their narrative. Newspaper columnists fed us opinions. Politicians, to be successful, found they needed to cultivate the media in order to get a fair hearing. Conservatives were demonized. When digital media first emerged twenty years ago, I wrote a book about how this might change. Rather than being spoon- fed our opinions by an Ivy League elite, we might see a democratization of opinion forming. 

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Can't Fight That Grand Illusion Anymore in Brandon

 Classic rock fans, get ready because you are going to get a triple feast at the Brandon Amphitheater next year.  

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Supremes: Mississippi Today & Anna Wolfe Must Surrender Sources

Former Governor Phil Bryant moved one step closer to getting the names of Anna Wolfe's sources in her reporting on the DHS scandal after the Mississippi Supreme Court denied Mississippi Today's request for a protective order yesterday.  

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Yellow Cake with Chocolate Icing

Do you ever think of something and suddenly break out in a big smile? This thought works for me.


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Thursday, December 5, 2024

Wingate Slams NAACP - Again

 U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate is fed up with the NAACP.  The "civil rights" organization sued the state of Mississippi in federal court last year to block the implementation of HB #1020.  The NAACP included Mississippi Supreme Court Justice Mike Randolph as a defendant.  Judge Wingate dismissed the Chief Justice with prejudice but did that stop the NAACP from trying to drag him back into the lawsuit time and time again? Not at all.  

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No More Blessings for Barak Patton

Barak Patton will no longer rape, pillage, and plunder in Hinds County for quite some time after he went to prison last month.  Patton terrorized the Clinton area for years as Tomie Green and Robert Shuler Smith worked to ensure he never faced justice.  Patton is the nephew of the late Hinds County Court Judge Houston Patton and Hinds County Constable John Brown.  Being county royalty has its privileges.  

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LPGA is for Ladies Only

 The Ladies Professional Golf Association issued a new rule regarding men who want to play on the tour masquerading as women.  The LPGA press release states: 

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State Auditor Announces Legislative Goals

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Progress at Thalia Mara Hall

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba said Thalia Mara Hall should reopen on January 18 at his regular press conference yesterday.  

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Need a Broadway Fix?

Need a Broadway fix since Thalia Mara Hall is closed?  Tickets are now on sale for the performance of Hamilton,  yes, Hamilton, at the Saenger Theatre in New Orleans.  The show runs from April 8 to April 20.  There are Saturday and Sunday shows scheduled for the early afternoon.  Not a bad day trip and let's be honest.   Hamilton is never coming to Jackson.  

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Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Dau Mabil's Brother Speaks Out

Bol Mabil, the brother of the deceased Dau Mabil, posted the following "update" on Facebook.

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Time to Get Drunk

 It's that time of year and you know what it means: It's time for my award-winning egg nog recipe:

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Robert St. John: Thanksgiving in the Kitchen

Thanksgiving was different this year. The usual hum of our family traditions felt even richer, the air filled with the unmistakable aroma of turkey, fresh herbs, and gratitude. My son and I spent four hours in the kitchen together, cooking side by side. We’ve cooked together many times before, but this time was different. This time, he wasn’t just helping—he was leading. He was teaching.

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Bad Boys Arrested in Rankin County

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statements. 

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United Healthcare CEO Executed

Update: The New York Post posted the video of the shooting.  Suspect used a suppressor. 

The CEO of United Healthcare was shot to death on the streets of Manhattan this morning.  The New York Times reported: 

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Sid Salter: Trump's Planned Mass Deportations May Trigger Economic Consequences

One of the capstone issues that the majority of American voters embraced in electing former President Donald Trump to a second term in the White House was his hardline stance on immigration and his pledge of mass deportations of the estimated 12 million undocumented immigrants already living in the U.S.

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Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Funny of the Day

 Jon Stewart has a little bit of fun about the Hunter Biden pardon.  

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Madison Timber Update

 Madison Timber Receiver Alysson Mills submitted her required 90 day status report to U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves on September 30.  There is no new news in the report as Ms. Mills documents her slog to recover funds for the victims of Lamar Adams. 

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The John Brown Crime Family Strikes Again

Hinds County Constable John Brown's family just keeps getting in trouble. Flowood police arrested his grandson, Dylon Jason Brown, Sunday night and charged him with possession of a machine gun.  

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Eating Their Own: Part II

Our old friend, Adofo Minko, had so much to say about Mayor Lumumba's indictment that his screed against the Mayor had to be split up into two parts.  

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Encore Presentation: Staind

 After rocking Brandon earlier this year, Staind returns along with Breaking Benjamin at the Amphitheater.  More info is posted below.  

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Monday, December 2, 2024

Idiot of the Day: Junior Edition

Why does it always happen at the Walmart?

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Thalia Mara Hall Manager Pleaded for Help. Where was the Cavalry?

  As Thalia Mara Hall fell apart, its manager pleaded for help from the Lumumba Administration but to no avail.  A sinking orchestra pit stage, handicapped people stuck in elevators at multiple shows, and the air conditioning failing during a Broadway show are just some of the problems that occurred at the municipal auditorium over the last year. 

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Measles Outbreak Earlier This Year

A measles outbreak occurred earlier this year at a "migrant center" in Chicago.  The CDC reported this little tidbit of information in May: 

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The Jambalaya Podcast: Counterattack!

Note: This post was first published on Thanksgiving Day. 

If anyone expected Jackson's Mayor to stay quiet as he fights indictment, guess again as his counterattack has begun.  If you want to tune out the family or not see the Cowboys get beat at home yet again, check out the special Thanksgiving Day edition of The Jambalaya with the Kingfish podcast posted below.  Yours truly provides some color commentary on an "article" that attacks the indictment of Jackson's Mayor and Savior, Chokwe Antar Lumumba.  

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Pop Tarts, Anyone?

 Everyone needs some time on the couch at some point in life.  

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Sunday, December 1, 2024

Jabal, Jubal, and Tibal. Not a Law Firm

"Don't think because you are an eye, it's too bad you can't smell.  Don't think because you are an ear, it's too bad you can't see. Don't think because you are a hand, it's too bad you can't run fast," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in the 1996 sermon posted below.  Quoting from one of the "begat" chapters, he said we should try to be what we are built to be and that all gifts are equal.   Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Congenital Syphilis Abetted by Lack of Health Care Access

Thought about congenital syphilis lately? Our legislators should. The latest data show the number of babies born in Mississippi with congenital syphilis rose by nearly 80%. From 2016 to 2022 the rate increased a thousand percent.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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