Sunday, May 28, 2023

Thieves Strike Out in Madison

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

On 5/28/2023 at approximately 10:15 AM, the Madison Police Department was notified by the management of Jersey Mike’s Restaurant located at 1060 Highway 51 in Madison of a possible burglary attempt at the rear service entrance to the restaurant.

Investigation by responding officers and review of the restaurant’s security camera footage confirmed an attempted burglary by two individuals who were captured on surveillance video at the rear service entrance at approximately 2:00 AM. One of the individuals was observed on video footage disabling the surveillance camera. The burglary attempt was unsuccessful.

Further investigation developed a suspect vehicle that was believed to have been used during the attempted burglary. At approximately 2:40 PM, the suspect vehicle was located and stopped by the Clinton Police Department. Further investigation has led to the arrest of four male juveniles for attempted business burglary. Due to their age, their identities are not being released at this time. More arrests are possible. Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to contact the Madison Police Department at (601) 856-6111.

Kingfish note: The suspects are from Ridgeland, Madison, and Jackson. 


Anonymous said...

Due to their age, their discriptions can not be disclosed. Yeah Right.

anonamouse said...

Good job Madison PD. No Hinds County blessings for these young thugs.

Anonymous said...

Good lesson, this crap knows no boundaries. Good job all LEO involved. And get a web connected cam. Not that hard.

Anonymous said...

They Will be released when they turn 18.
Then the real crime wave begins.

Anonymous said...

Clinton? They didn’t want to hang around Madison and try that again??
That get away tag reader will get ya every time!

Anonymous said...

The time to hold back the identify and sentencing of criminal perps because of their age has come and gone. There's no purpose to it, and it endangers the public even further. The benefit of that policy is ZERO.

Anonymous said...

Another example of FAFO.
(On a smaller scale).

At least the four lil' yutes didn't "succumb".

Anonymous said...

why would you try madison when its free game in Jackson, Maybe these guys wanted a challenge

Anonymous said...

You think we should ruin these kids’ lives before the investigation is even over? I don’t even want to know how you would have contemporaneously reacted to the Central Park Five with an attitude like that

Anonymous said...

Someone grab another tissue for 12:15

Anonymous said...

What about the vehicle break-in at Whisper Lake Golf Course Sunday morning? Credit cards and cash gone.

Anonymous said...

Lower the age to be tried as an adult to 13. This ain’t 1950 anymore. It’s a new world with new levels of evil at a young age.

Anonymous said...

"We'll gladly give you two years tomorrow for a sub today.?" WTF were they going to steal, a ham and a roast beef? In my Colorado high-school days, a couple delinquents broke onto a Safeway and got away with an entire commercial safe on a hand truck with a lift, a reward more commensurate with the risk.

Anonymous said...

Businesses in Jackson would still be waiting for the police to respond.

Anonymous said...

The Central Park Five were guilty of something.

Anonymous said...

There's no need to post a description when they've been arrested. Descriptions are only helpful when suspects are still being sought. It's almost as if there's an ulterior motive to your wanting a description. Hmmm ...

Anonymous said...

Urgent! Will someone please put a pressure bandage on @12:15 AM's bleeding heart?

Anonymous said...

There's no need NOT to post a description, there's one on every driver license, so why no description of some arrestees? Motive?

Anonymous said...

Where was the parents of these Rogue Scholars at 2:00AM?

Anonymous said...

I frequent Madison and see a MPD car every 5 minutes. They are highly visible and I feel safe majority of the time, minus Walmart parking lot after dark. They also are highly responsive to calls and quick! I'm grateful for them and what they've done for our city. Keep up the great work MPD!

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