Tuesday, May 30, 2023

40 Years for Fentanyl Traffickers

Must serve at least 10 years day for day. 

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement and mug shots. 



Anonymous said...

Enjoy your stay in the Hospitality State Fredy and Gabriel !

Anonymous said...

They aren’t sending their best and brightest

Anonymous said...

If Dowdy and Cartwright had been Mexican...

Anonymous said...

Hola mis amigos.

Anonymous said...

Until the death penalty is applied to crimes such as this, they will not be deterred.

Anonymous said...

Capital punishment is the only deterrent to this level of dealer. 200lbs is a lot of poison, guaranteed to result in many deaths had it gone thru.

Anonymous said...

Penalty should be life without parole or death; just like they gave death sentences to many who ingested their drugs!

Anonymous said...

We should bring back the leather strap and the Butterbean patch at Parchman Farm. 40 years of that will change a man's tune.

Time In The Hole... said...

Y'all remember that one-armed senator from Greenville named Howard Dyer? Well, legend has it Senator Dyer used to trade his off glove to another Greenville guy who had one arm, the opposite one - and the two would buy a pair of gloves and trade the unneeded one to each other.

Have I got your attention yet? The 'other' one armed man's name was Keady. Judge Keady...the federal judge who, til this day, is responsible for what he called prison reforms that introduced air conditioning, bunk time and laundry jobs...and banned cotton chopping, day labor, getting whupped, hot cells and assorted other needed programs.

Anonymous said...

@10:08 - many would say it changed when the eight amendment was ratified, we were just a little slow as usual in acknowledging those rights. We don’t need to reintroduce slavery as prison reform, that’s one of the dumbest and cruelest things I’ve heard in a while.

Anonymous said...

I just saw on the news that the Sackler family is now shielded from liability for the deaths and destruction to society caused by their OxyContin in exchange for paying $6B to the States. OxyContin has killed at least half a million people in the US since the Sacklers first put that poison on the market, claiming that it was non-addictive. Has Fentanyl killed as many people as OxyContin?

Anonymous said...

The ignorance abounds

Anonymous said...

To the one whose heart bleeds at 1:27...

So, you're among the loud-minority who thinks of prison time as a leisurely respite from the hum-drum of everyday life in society?

Hard work, zero additional tats, very limited access to computers and quiet time should be demanded of all prisoners.

Customers of Prison Hotels should check all their former 'rights' and demands at the gate when entering.

Yep, you're right...Prison should be a tough and cruel place. And every 8th grade class in all Mississippi public schools should be required to tour prisons. You should tag-along.

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