Monday, October 3, 2022

Frat Fight!

 It appears an episode of fisticuffs  between some coat and tie thugs occurred in the stands of Vaught-Hemingway Stadium during the gridiron match between Ole Miss and Kentucky Saturday.


46 comments:

Anon-E-Mouse said...

The blonde girl is a nice touch.

Anonymous said...

Peter, John jr, William and Bruce going at it!

Anonymous said...

Kids being Kids- Ole Miss by damn!

Anonymous said...

Sparky will come out of retirement to save his innocent young fraternal lads. It was a good fight to watch, looked like the glee club vs State Farm guys😀

Anonymous said...

the beautiful people of the SEC

Anonymous said...

Football stadium fights should be treated like hockey game fights. Just let them go until they get tired.

Anonymous said...

Get dressed up, get drunk, and then start fighting. This pretty much sums up the famous Ole Miss fraternity life.

Anonymous said...

It's like a pillow fight among preppies. I was waiting for one of them to throw their penny loafer in a manner similar to the way Lamar Latrelle threw the javelin in Revenge of the Nerds. Acting like idiots. Just watch the game.

Anonymous said...

Were any Penny Loafers harmed ?

Anonymous said...

The dweebs in the sport coats were probably just pissed that they had to wear those silly jackets to a football game. I know OM thinks they have more 'culture' that any other college, but that has got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Flagship university my ass!!!

Anonymous said...

At least no one got hurt. What a pillow fight. Them kids are soft as Charmin.

Anonymous said...

Which “frats” were involved?

Anonymous said...

Some of you calling this a pillow fight did not watch the video I did. There are freakin fist flying everywhere and connections made. Far from a loafer fight but stupid it was.

Kingfish said...

I'm stylin' and profiling.

Anonymous said...

College sports has ruined college in the USA. This is why the USA is no longer a leader, or even competitive, at anything besides sportsball.

Anonymous said...

What was all of that racket in the background? I was watching a pretty girl walk along when the kids started yelling.

Anonymous said...

9:09. Fists flying? Looks more like swatting flies. Buck Randall would have been so ashamed!

Anonymous said...

It started when one spoiled frat boy named "Trey" told another spoiled frat boy named "Biff", "Your navy blazer looks like it came from Joseph Bank."

burton39110 said...

At least the listened to the coach and came to the game.

Anonymous said...

8:39 nailed it- Glee Club vs State Farm. Pathetic.

They fight like the Star Wars Kid.

WISEOWL said...

Some things are worth fighting for! This is not the first time this has ever happened, ever been to an LSU game. Both sides gave as good as they got. And for those coats and ties, in a day of slob attire that dress code is a tradition worth keeping.

Anonymous said...

9:22, typical boomer lamenting the end of America. Except we are still the greatest country in the world with the biggest economy and biggest army. We will be fine, despite a love of sportsball

Anonymous said...

9:22, what did this have to do with sports? Might as well have been at a bar or frat house. Nobody there even acknowledges a game is going on. Which is why Kiffen won’t be there much longer.

Anonymous said...

Get these guys some roids then jump on transfer portal to State

Anonymous said...

Little Braxton was slinging swings like Andy Kaufman....

Anonymous said...

Both The Bank of England and The Bank of Japan were recently forced to intervene to stop a total collapse of their currency and bond markets. The Federal Reserve is on the verge of facing the same problem. Things are very bad right now. Like global depression bad.

However, Jackson Jambalaya has this Lumumba vs Stokes crap, and this dumbass college sportsball nonsense.

Peak midwit, Kingfish!

Anonymous said...

Lasted all of 45 seconds and fighting with each other!! Stupid but no big deal!!

Anonymous said...

I hope none of my Grandchildren go to school there.

Anonymous said...

12:08 Both of my kids went out of state for college. Best investment we ever made.

Anonymous said...

Pretty weak fighting but the kid that is low on hair is throwing haymakers.

Anonymous said...

With yet another embarrassing event coming from of the self-proclaimed "flagship university", are members of the Ole Miss administration asleep at the wheel?

Anonymous said...

Boots!

Anonymous said...

You're so obsessed with Ole Miss lately - here's something from State. https://www.wlbt.com/2022/10/03/man-attacks-innocent-bystanders-mississippi-state-campus-breaking-one-persons-nose/?fbclid=IwAR12JdsJEZVbn9yz3_1Xo2cnld9Yax9b1pfPKWcMF3H6sqkkx_YU-J1uRAI

Anonymous said...

11:47, pray tell, how is our currency about to need saving from collapse? Its the strongest its been in decades. You need an internet time out.

Anonymous said...

Heard over the racket -- "Who you calling an independant???"

Anonymous said...

@1:41
You are right! We just have to be the last fiat currency standing while the rest of the world burns!

Anonymous said...

Chad versus Chad versus Todd versus Braxton versus Spence fighting over whose ascot is the nicest while repeating, "do you know who my daddy is?"

Hail State said...

You goobs commentin' 'bout fist fights ain't been in one since 5th grade on the playground. I saw two guys jaws jacked.

What I can't figure is why they're fighting with students they'll be sitting beside in class on Tuesday. Maybe some asshole hollered Rocky Top or Hail State.

Ima State grad and this is a main reason why THIS IS OUR STATE! Our boys take Monday classes off to cut beans and pick cotton. A combine costs 9 times what a BMW does.

Anonymous said...

No doubt that this is mild compared to cow bells across the face that happen at every game. A cow bell is a weapon and it is used.

Anonymous said...

It all started at a Thursday night frat party.

A prissy Phi Delta something guy passed out and his drunk Delta Delta something date left with a local Oxford redneck in a big ass F-150.

The new recruits (AKA pledges) recognized Mister F-150 at the game, and the pillow fight ensued.

(Not an uncommon scenario up there on any weekend).



Anonymous said...

I thought all the fans and especially students leave the stadium after about 1/2 a quarter….

Anonymous said...

6:15 - Pants on Fire! Recount the last time you have evidence of a cowbell being used to harm another person. Now hitting somebody in the back of the head with a Bass-Weejun Penny-Loafer or your man-purse is another matter.

If the BMW won't crank, it's probably out of gas. Text Dad.

Anonymous said...

Who was the old bald dude in the back row? He was in there trading licks too.

Anonymous said...

12:35
I can answer your question. Many years ago, 1962 or 63, Memphis State as they were then known beat Miss State at Starkville. There were maybe 500 Memphis State fans there. A large group stormed the field to tear down the goal post. Big mistake. A large posse of Miss State students counter attacked. The sounds of cowbells on the end of a three foot steel rod whistled through the air. The sound of said cowbells meeting skulls was a large Whump. Blood pored from heads. The ER at the hospital was swamped. Fights continued in the waiting rooms. Unfortunately some Miss State students were injured by fellow students. Miss Highway Patrol members wandered around the field keeping a good distance from the whistling cowbells. A good time was had by all.

Anonymous said...

So, the answer (minus the imaginary play by play) is SIXTY years ago? Thank you...no more questions.

Anonymous said...

“A good time was had by all”, that was spot on 4:09. It used to tickle me reading the papers, from back in the day, about the going-ons from the surrounding cities, and towns. All the little articles would end with that phrase.



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