Saturday, October 22, 2022

Preach!

 Coach Prime had a few things to say about Jackson yesterday.


23 comments:

Dan Hise said...

Wonderful man. I often think of him when I get low thinking about how troubled my city is these days. He's the brightest spot in Jackson and most anywhere else around here.

Let me add that I am ashamed to have called anyone a "bozo" in an earlier post today on JJ. I am truly sorry for doing so.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Coach Prime, for your efforts to make our city a better place.

Anonymous said...

No worries Dan. 2 bozos cancel each other out

Anonymous said...

Ole Deon needs to call out the actual people causing this crime and death. Stop painting with a broad brush Neon. Who’s causing these problems? It’s NOT the suburbs…

Anonymous said...

Best thing that has happened to Jackson in a long while. The city, the university, the fb program and most importantly those young men are blessed to have Prime Time. Hope his message gets out.

Anonymous said...

The leader Lumumba will never be.

Anonymous said...

He ain’t wrong. If Deion making pleas on social media helps, then I’m all for it.

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime -> Mayor Prime might be the only hope this city has

Anonymous said...

HaHa!! "HELP ME... HELP ME.." look good for two days!! ... then resume you're s%#*... Just make me look good!! HaHa!!

Anonymous said...

He desperately needs a new career, such as politics. He could start by being Jackson's next Mayor.

Paul Mitchell said...

I literally quit watching pro football because the punk Deion got drafted in 1989. Thank goodness he has apparently grown up and appears to make sense these days.

I pray that the criminals WILL stop for the weekend, but I am not hopeful.

Anonymous said...

Not just making excuses or finding other people to blame he is talking about making things better as a personal responsibility. He's using his fame to promote the best solution for our worst problem. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

That’s great, too bad it won’t do anything.

Anonymous said...

He only asked them to do it for TWO days....After dat, business as usual....

Anonymous said...

Two days. I wish we could do it completely, but I'm a realist.

Classic.

Anonymous said...

Keep it coming coach prime!

Anonymous said...

Y'all hold it down this weekend. It could hurt my brand and my son's NIL deal.

Total, complete, utter hypocrite. No wonder he's showboating with Saban on TV ads. A shameless self serving Pharisee, "preaching." Utterly unbelievable gall.

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime is an outstanding example of a mature, solid experienced man/athlete trying to make the lives of his players and the rest of the Student Body at JSU better adults, particularly the young men.

#Leadershipintelligencethoughtfulness

#CoachPrimeforMayorofJackson

Anonymous said...

10:03 You will not be satisfied until the man curses Jackson and all it's residents and leaves. Then maybe he won't be a hypocrite. Go pound sand.

Anonymous said...

So he just wants crime to stop for 2 days - for JSU homecoming weekend?
Not all the time ?

Anonymous said...

Carpetbagger ain’t SWAC! Can’t wait til he walks!

Anonymous said...

7:18 A lame man who cannot walk must first take one step...just one step...before he can take another... and certainly before he can run the 100 yard dash. Just one weekend of peace...

Anonymous said...

I watched the CBS interview with Deion Sanders on "60 Minutes" on October 16, 2022. I got the distinct impression that Deion Sanders (aka "Coach Prime" does NOT TRULY care about anyone other than himself. After all, he pretty clearly indicated that IF he gets a chance to have a job at a major university--meaning a school OTHER THAN an HBCU (i.e. Historically Black College or University)--he would take that job. So much for his supposed support of HBCU schools.

You can watch that "60 Minutes" interview here: https://www.cbs.com/shows/video/8KBXk2d8ZthCH4t0dB6icFVZXIZoLIGa/



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