Monday, October 17, 2022

Once Upon a Time.....

 Coach Prime gave his players some tough love last week. 


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

This sounds like something the clown show mayor Lumumba needs to hear

Anonymous said...

Prime is correct!!! Todays generation is too sensitive and needs to hear the truth. Accountability is real.

Anonymous said...

18 years with no father figure (for many of them) and suddenly they are going to respond to guidance and discipline? Up to this point in their lives it's been all about Hoochie, bling, adoration from Friday nights and coasting...Now, time to get serious.

This is not the way boys are raised to become men. Good luck Coach.

Anonymous said...

There is a terrific benefit in having a man at the helm who is not driven by job security and money concerns. He can be brutally honest with everybody including his spoiled athletes. So many of these young people have been spoon-fed the bullshit version of life by teachers, coaches, and politicians who are afraid for their jobs and money. Someday Deion will accept a huge money contract but I hope he will remember that freedom of speech is a gift to help others not sold to the highest bidder. Thanks Deion.

Anonymous said...

"You're about to be a walk-off!" Jackson could use a similar work ethic - if only he would run for Mayor... For those who didn't see the 60 Minutes interview last night.

Anonymous said...

Y’all need to stop worshiping this ignorant sportsball players. They are contributing absolutely nothing to this nation or the planet!

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime reminds me of my high school coach... tell you the truth -- kick butt in practice and made the grade in class. It works because my high school made both state championships in sports and academics... Coach Prime is going to get a bigger job someday because he is going to change the culture of JSU and Jackson...

Anonymous said...

Note to Deion Sanders: A coach should not wear gold chain bling while giving a sermon about how scholastic opportunity plus discipline equals a career.

All the athletes focus on is the jewelry bought with football. It's like a stripper, in character, trying to teach modesty to teenage boys.

Anonymous said...

Some of his players will listen and follow and become successful adults that contribute to society, playing NFL football and otherwise. The others won’t listen and will be miserable deadbeat failures. Everyone has to make that choice in life. You get out of life what you work for.

Anonymous said...

Why do you guys think this carpetbagger cares about his players ? He only cares about 2 his sons, when their eligibility is up he’s out the door!

Anonymous said...

It’s literally a band of man children playing games and y’all expect them to ever become adults? Maybe when they are in their 40s and injured and can’t play and have time to reflect on the years that they wasted instead of learning any other marketable skill besides chasing a ball around a field like a dog!

Anonymous said...

I agree that his (in-your-face) opulent bling really sorta diminishes his words.

Anonymous said...

12:02 there is a bigger picture. I’ll go with the glass half full. Go Coach Prime.

Anonymous said...

This coach's message is sound. Period. Oh, and, his bling bothers me not one whit and I am in my 60's.

Anonymous said...

At one time I was skeptical about his motives and thought he would simply use JSU as a play-toy for a few laughs. But I spoke to some people who personally saw his damn serious medical condition last year. He could have easily lost a leg! Throughout that situation he stayed committed to his work and the young men who followed him to Jackson. He coached from a bed and a wheel chair and he has never stopped working. A lot of other people are being paid a hell of a lot more for a hell of a lot less! Good luck JSU.

Anonymous said...

The more I learn about Coach, the more impressed I am. I do t know how long he will be at JSU but he is attempting to set a standard that if followed will insure success for the future.

Anonymous said...

It's a nice story, and I don't question Coach's sincerity or that some good may be achieved in the process. But this is primarily just the football elites (which really just means the elites) opening up another market and using their controlled resources (news and sports media, NFL agents, corporate sponsors, NIL) to accomplish it.

Anonymous said...

If you do not recognize just how good and solid this speech was, your understanding is extremely faulty, and trying to explain it to you would be nothing but a waste of my time and KF's bandwidth.

Anonymous said...

12:02 and 1:12PM it is all relative.

To you, you say his gold chain is opulent.

To me, I say that polo shirt you wear on Saturdays "showing" off the public state school college you went to 30 years ago is middle class cringe.

Anonymous said...

"No phones allowed in our meetings!!" - Except the one that is filming my daily inspirational speeches that I send out thru social media.

Anonymous said...

11:23 I suppose you have a good point, all these stupid football players like Ronald Reagan and the rest never contributed anything to the planet! Go tell Kiffen to just give up they're worthless.

Anonymous said...

4:14 Makes no sense.

4:18 Makes sense.

Act Like You've Been There - Bear Bryant said...

Is there another Head Coach in the country who wears gold chains and is referred to by a nickname signifying his antics of 30 years ago? Asking for the jewelry salesman at the mall, upper level kiosk.

Anonymous said...

This ain't got shit to do with bandwidth.

Anonymous said...

11:23 is one of the dweebs that could never make the team growing up!

This is Mississippi. Football = LIFE! And life here is great…unless you were a dweeb that didn’t make the team and has remained jealous of all who did, which includes the young men that leaders like Coach Prime, AND Coach Kiffin, are LEADING! Just let it go, and become a fan. That’s the least you can do, to show respect for the game, the coaches, and the players. And crank up 105.9 to the maximum volume every morning, and see how your life transforms to positivity!

One last thing… Hotty Toddy, LFG!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

4:49 You do realize that this man's image "Neon Deion" is what makes his tremendous accomplishments so exciting to young men who were not even born when he dominated the sports world. The "bling" is simply part of an image which he has used to maximum effect to make himself rich and relevant even after his playing days were over. If he were just some middle aged has-been trying to impress the hot-chicks I would agree with you, but the guy makes his image work for him in the job he is doing. That's pretty damn smart even if it does not appeal to you.



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