Wednesday, September 7, 2022

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There is one thing you don't do around Coach Prime and some knuckleheads decided to do it anyway.....

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Coach prime is a real man/coach unlike many of these wussy’s! Tell them the truth Coach!

Anonymous said...

I agree with the Coach. Phones can wait and have no place right before a game.

JimAtTheRez said...

Good for Coach Prime! Kudos!

Anonymous said...

The Boomer wearing a diamond encrusted Rolex screams at kids checking the time on their phones. Old man, they don't wear watches anymore.

Get back on the scooter.

Anonymous said...

Thank god he came to Jackson, those young men are very fortunate.

Anonymous said...

6:48, you got internet at the Raymond detention center? You a guard or a tenant?

Anonymous said...

I agree with him being a good coach and him coming to Jackson State is a good thing.

But 6:48, that was funny.

Anonymous said...

6:48 Coach Prime is the best thing that has happened to JSU.! Discipline is taught by GREAT a LEADERSHIP just ask any branch of the military and RESPECT comes with it! Hollering or raising Coach Prime’s voice did not harm them. Ask any person in jail who had no support from parents if they wish someone had got on their butts to prepare them for life. You are just jealous you don’t have a Rolex! We LOVE YOU DEION!

Anonymous said...

Prime's accomplishments speak volumes. Enough said.

Anonymous said...

COACH PRIME FOR GOVERNOR

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime is turning boys into men! If you’ve never been berated by your coach for being a dumbass, you wouldn’t understand. We need more of this in our coddled society.

Anonymous said...

7:28, yelling at folks is NOT leadership, Hoss, and ShowBoater was never in military service. Been there, done that. Just axe me. Just reminds me of one after another NFLer who either got their dumb ass shot in combat or quit boot camp.

"Anger runs counter to every positive effect that military leaders should try to create in their teams. Initiative, confidence, cohesion, and commitment, are all impacted by a culture of anger. An angry leader will stifle creativity, the very element needed to solve complex organizational and operational problems. Followers are hesitant to bring their problems and challenges to an angry leader, a key sign of a trusting relationship. Whether it’s a permanent personality trait or an “every once in a while” outburst…anger isn’t worth it." Task and Purpose

Stop believing BS and watching war movies.

Anonymous said...

When playing in high school I always worried that I was doing wrong. I knew when I did because my coach chewed me out when I did. My HS team ended up winning a state championship because my coach was "mean" to us. Best way to make boys into men is to let them have it when they mess up.

Anonymous said...

Go, Coach. Thank you for not holding back though cameras were following you.
RMQ

Anonymous said...

7:28, I really don't have a Rolex. I have an Omega Speedmaster. Try harder, hero.

Anonymous said...

For some of these young men Prime may be one of the few demanding male authority figures they've ever had in their lives. Let's all pray that they listen to him.

Anonymous said...

People's addiction to cell phones has totally ruined society. I swear the average person could be bleeding out from a cut jugular and he would be checking his cell phone and posting it on farcebook.

For some reason, EVERY call I make or receive can wait until I get home, and that has been the case for the last 60 years.

Anonymous said...

Publicity stunt, start to finish. Professional photographers and sound men in the room, coach strutting while looking at the camera. On my third attempt to understand what he was saying I did finally pick up on the words 'check YO phone' a couple of times.

What the hell is with the Highway Patrol in the locker room? Are they afraid one of the boys might disrespect coach?

"Y'all bring your cameras on in here and put this on the news!"

Anonymous said...

@10:41 PM is exactly right. Cell phones have become a scourge on society. We as a species survived thousands of years without them, and now people feel like they have to have them in their hands at all waking moments. Yes, I have a cell phone and admittedly depend on it too much. But, as I think back to my childhood when they didn't even exist, people just seemed a lot more happy and content with far fewer distractions.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why some people think he is faking for cameras. Coach is the real deal. He has a lot of money and wears nice things because he earned it. I love that he is a unifier. Notice he has white players and white coaches along with black coaches. He doesn't care he just wants the best. Also you know the measure of a man when his former teammates come back and support him along with former coaches. Yes he is flashy, but he works hard and demands that from his players. He knows that very few will play in the NFL so he is preparing them for life and getting their degree. So stop with the hating.

Anonymous said...

It's easy to tell the snowflakes posting on this article, they are critical of the Coach's tactic.

There's one poster that thinks the man must be angry. I don't know Coach Prime, but I have known many hell raisers in my time, being one myself. Nearly every one of them, including myself, were not angry when raising hell.

It's when they quit raising hell, quit talking, that's when anger had arrived. The time for talking had passed.

I guess even military company clerks that never saw combat get angry. Ain't that right @9:28 PM.

Anonymous said...

When I was in Jr High my ex coach Uncle asked me if the Coach ever got on me. I reluctantly answered Yes. He said Good! He then added. If he didn’t think you could be better he wouldn’t waste his time on you. I learned a lot that day.

Anonymous said...

9:28 this ain’t about boot camp. You obviously never learned much. Surprised you don’t know that people like you are the reason society doesn’t respect authority. Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

I never understood how a coach could call a high school kid a m'fer on the field then lead them in the Lord's prayer.



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