Friday, September 16, 2022

So It Begins....

 Well, well, well.  Look at it this way.  This will be great for JJ and bad for the city. 




40 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't see a tag on that trailer. Give him a ticket.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could just assume we don’t know who this is and maybe tell us? I live in friggin Costa Rica now man!

Anonymous said...

Time to WHAT? Can't read it. Where is Charlotte?

Anonymous said...

I want Kim Wade to run.

Anonymous said...

I might be the only one who is out of the loop?
Who is Wallace????!!!!!
Anyone that is NOT baby Choke has promise!

Anonymous said...

"frying pan to the fire" It would be awful for the city and even the area.

Anonymous said...

I saw this by Capital Towers this morning. Who is this Wallace person?

Anonymous said...

Who is Wallace and does he have a demonstrated ability to effectively manage complex organizations?

Anonymous said...

Damn! Just goes to show, no matter how bad a situation one finds himself in, things can always get worse.

Anonymous said...

The smell of federal money has attracted scavengers.

Anonymous said...

I can NOT stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

Who’s Wallace?

Anonymous said...

Probably a dumb question, but who is Wallace??

Anonymous said...

The vultures are circling...

Anonymous said...

Church is fixing to be out.

Anonymous said...

That is parked across the street from my office building. I'm new to Jackson, so who is this? Why have a banner with no first name or website? And why advertise so early?

Anonymous said...

Who is this and how can he be worse than Jokeway Ludumba?

Anonymous said...

So, will someone please tell us who this is?
I'm glad I'm not the only one in the dark.

Anonymous said...

Tina or Marcus?

Anonymous said...

For all asking who this is, search "Marcus Wallace" on this here website, and you'll have more than enough information to know he'd be worse than the current mayor.

Samuel L said...

Marcellus Wallace would be a huge step up, very excited

Anonymous said...

10:33, Kim Wade has been talking about running. I like him too but he wouldn’t have a prayer of winning. He’s an outspoken republican and this is a deep blue city.

Anonymous said...

Here's a brief primer on Marcus Wallace, owner of M.A.C. & Associates LLC:

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/local/2019/06/12/jackson-sues-siemens-minority-owned-businesses-included-in-lawsuit-fire-back/1430458001/

Anonymous said...

Where's Wallace? - Dee
https://youtu.be/YrSy9r0-lMg

Anonymous said...

Marcus? Get your popcorn ready!

Ben Dover Jackistanians said...

Marcus, how much of that Siemen's $19 million went back to the former mayor as grease?

Anonymous said...

That's the best looking campaign sign I've ever seen.

It's a shame it represents a crook.

Anonymous said...

I heard that old green teeth that infiltrated the ku klux klan was also caught stealing Wallace stickers off bumpers of cars and voted for McGovern...?

Anonymous said...

Marcus Wallace?... Or Tom Wallace?... Both were defendants in the Siemens lawsuit.

Anonymous said...

I would vote for Zack Wallace in a heartbeat. Sharp guy. Not a racist and cares
He’s a solid dude. Many people will support him

Anonymous said...

“I just need y’all to believe!” Well, he ain’t lying…

Anonymous said...

@1:33pm - You serious Clark?

Anonymous said...

I (27m Republican) would support Zack Wallace for Mayor.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

2:45 Zach is a good man. And not stupid enough to jump into that cess pool.

Anonymous said...

There once was a man from Nantucket..

(to be continued)

Anonymous said...

Marcus Wallace? Are you kidding me? I wonder how much Hemphill Construction money is behind him? For those that don’t know, MAC(Wallace’s “construction business”) gets the minority contract, he takes some off the top for the DBE fee, and Hemphill does all of the work the couldn’t get by themselves because of DBE participation. Word on the street is Hemphill got burned by Wallace on some bonding. What’s the phrase, “lie down with dogs”?

Anonymous said...

Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction? He should fit right in to what Jackson has become.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Wade? Kim is conservative, not necessarily GOP. If Stokes and Banks backed him, and a few black ministers, maybe. It would be a very entertaining race. Choke would not be able to out-talk or out-schtick Kim Wade.

Krusatyr said...

@8:52
You just had to interject Marcellus and Pulp Fiction into this thread and thereby make me watch it again last night. What a brilliantly acted and dynamic movie!



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