Friday, May 27, 2022

PSA

If your kids are looking for something to do for fun after graduation tonight, look no further than this post. 







42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lord have mercy

Anonymous said...

Over/under on the amount of gunshots that occur at this event?

Anonymous said...

I am only surprised this is in Clinton, not Jackson.

Sounds like Clinton is swirling the bowl and will soon follow Jackson.......

Anonymous said...

Exhibit A of why people (who can) flee Jackson. Just gross.

Anonymous said...

Security ? Hell, it won't matter. There WILL be gunfire.

Anonymous said...

OH CPD...... aim straight.

Anonymous said...

Just a 1/2 mile east of Clinton city limits, across from the fire station, right next to J&J Liquor. Ya'll come see us!

Anonymous said...

Flyer says Jackson, Clarion-Ledger says Clinton?

Anonymous said...

Not in Clinton. The doors would never open if they tried this in Clinton. But nice try. Clinton is doing just fine thank you. Check JJ article just yesterday on school scores and then make your excuses why your school came in behind Clinton.

Anonymous said...

A testosterone charged event!

Anonymous said...

If successful, the shelves will be empty of bumpy gin for miles around.

Unknown said...

time to get turnt....

Anonymous said...

"KNOWLEDGE IS THE KEY" (but $10.00 will get you a pitcher of cold brew)

Anonymous said...

Clinton has swirled for a long long time
Clinton public schools are a far cry of what they were 5 years ago. Clinton HS is the next forest hill no question. People flooding into the apartments in Clinton and coming from Raymond south Jackson schools like wingfield Lanier provine and Jim hill… these students don’t even do homework or understand the assignments and then mamas get mad when Clinton schools administrators do there job and give the student a failing grade they claim it’s teachers fault
The truth is these parents or students have never really been in a school that demands academic discipline and think everyday is a party or funday. It’s hard to find teachers willing to stay at Clinton schools now.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, as you can see there's nothing like having a well-rounded education. Congrats to the grads.

Anonymous said...

Baby Got Back

Anonymous said...

ha you know I am a southern born white guy. As teenagers we gathered in pastures, drank beer, partied, had fights, whole 9. Most of you probably engaged in behaviors similar to this in some fashion.

Do not judge these people because they put an advertisement up and called it twerkfest or whatever, since yall know damn well we have all been to a twerkfest at some point in life, it just wasnt called that.

glass houses and stones folks, glass houses and stones.

Anonymous said...

One thing is for sure, it will definitely be quite an entertaining and interesting event

Anonymous said...

9:49 clearly has a beef, maybe because you can’t get hired there? The stats refute your comment, just look at the test scores kingfish posted yesterday. Clinton is doing just fine. Some people confuse “great” schools with “all white” schools.

Bullets Falling from the Sky said...

The closest person guessing how many rounds will be fired will get a ticket refund.

Anonymous said...

@9:49
I agree with your statement about Clinton schools. These parents that come from JPS and hinds co schools are totally lost on academics and all they seem to think is having cake the entire hour of class period for there high school kid. One mom called me asking why her daughter had homework on her birthday “week” I was shocked
Another asked why we make these children do homework and that’s what class is for. It’s an entirely different culture at the schools these students and parents are use to. They always show up to complain though. I’m more surprised they don’t seem to understand diversity. Most are use to attending schools 99% black and at Clinton is more diverse. Asian Hispanic white Indian mid eastern… it’s a whole new world to them.

Anonymous said...

9:52 "Well-rounded". Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

A lot of JJ readers live in Clinton and like it. Live and let live. But rest assured, Clinton does not promote or allow twerking contests.

Anonymous said...

10:07, nope. We don't all do drugs. We don't all drink. And for dang sure we all have NOT been to a twerkfest. You 12, or just still act like it?

Anonymous said...

@11:20

Nope, As a matter of fact I rarely even have a drink these days, just not a hypocrite

Anonymous said...

Hey, 11:20: You're right. We don't all go to twerkfests. But we all would like to. Just once. Ask any baptist preacher, starting with any of them named in the Guidepost Solutions report. He'll tell you.

Anonymous said...

so. what’s worse. the event OR that the clarion ledger is promoting it this?

PittPanther - ACC Champs said...

There won't be a single woman in attendance that is as hot as those in the picture.

Anonymous said...

Not that much different than white bars on the beach having wet tee shirt contests. Except of course we don’t start shooting each other.

No cover charge for scantily clad ladies. Oldest trick in the book to get the young men to pony up for that cover charge.

Anonymous said...

@kingfish I notice you have not posted on the subject of the Ulverde school shooting. With the amount of public concern this event has generated I am surprised you do not feel the need to take a position on the myriad of concerns it has raised, such as the ineffective police response, proposed gun control laws, and NRA convention cancellations.

Anonymous said...

As they used to write in the CL's Society Section, "A good time will be had by all".....

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to talk some friends into going. If we show up early and get in free....

Anonymous said...

Brazilian butt lift? No normal female butt looks like that, even with the thong. Good Lord! What have we come to????

Anonymous said...

I don’t get the Clinton hate. #2 in the state in reading scores? If they teach the test, so be it. That’s the incentive the state gave them. I have noted multiple 36 ACTs yearly coming out of Clinton. Multiple. Each year.

#2 in the state in reading. Not to mention 2022 state championships in soccer, basketball and track. But keep running them down while your B ranked Rankin schools continue to fill Holmes-Ridgeland and Hinds-Rankin.

Anonymous said...

Twerk? I just want someone to teach me how to dougie...teach teach me how to dougie.

Anonymous said...

Google mapping the address has address as Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Well,they're going to do this somewhere
... even if "Ojay the DJ is not in da mix".

But I guess Flag Chapel Road is better than shutting down
I-55.

Anonymous said...

I think I caught AIDS just from looking at that flyer

Anonymous said...

Anyone want to carpool from JA?

Anonymous said...

I was kicked off of Twerking. They didn't like my views on being pro Trump.

Anonymous said...

What are the odds that anyone who actually reads the C-L will attend this function?

Anonymous said...

Clinton has a law that bans twerking?

Can you provide a copy?



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