Monday, May 30, 2022

CYA Time

 The Uvalde Police Department issued the following statement Thursday. 


45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, Chief, I get it. “I’ll just ride that old “no comment, ongoing investigation” nag until I fill my saddlebags with excuses, rationalizations, and buck-passing.”

Otherwise, the rest of it reads like a goddamned Hallmark card.

Anonymous said...

I read nextdoor in Fondren and I see loads of people asking for fun control. These crazy liberals think that these criminals have legally purchased these guns that commit the murders yet at same time complain no one answers the 911 calls for JPD. Yes let’s turn in all legal guns and allow the criminals to be the only ones with guns. How stupid are people in this country? I came here from South Africa as a 18 yr old and i realize more and more a lot of Americans are either stupid spoiled or don’t understand how the real world works.

Gambler said...

"I will be able to answer all of the questions that we can." What the hell does that mean?

Anonymous said...

He could borrow some of Lord Mayor Chowke's excuses to fill out his excuse list:

1. It's a perception of a mass shooting
2. It's those damn gun shows
3. Or it's that "open carry" (he doesn't have a clue what that means)
4. It's white flight
5. Maybe it's the Jim Crow laws
6. It's Trump's fault
7. It's the NRA's fault
8. The dog ate my GPS and I couldn't find the school
9. The 9-1-1 dispatcher was on her mandatory break
10. It's the state's fault
11. The real time crime center lost power

Anonymous said...

6:57. Belhaven remind you of the Townships?

Madison county said...

Joe Biden infers that the republicans are blocking gun control. He has worked in Washington on the publics payroll for 50 years. I might add surprisingly he has also amassed a personal fortune. Democrats control the House of Reps., the White House, etc. and he still blames the republicans. Quit drinking his Kool add.

Anonymous said...

Buy whatever you can while you still can. Because the mentally ill, fatherless 15 year old thugs of Jackistan will have no trouble acquiring “assault weapons” to raid the burbs after the democrats disarm the population. And don’t think for a second that single shot smoothbore muskets and scatterguns will be sufficient to defend yourself.

Anonymous said...

6:57: The majority of reasonable people (both R and D) want common sense gun laws. "They're going to take away all our guns!" is the mantra from the right-wing gun nuts who don't understand why any 18-year old shouldn't be able to buy AR-15s before he can legally purchase a handgun. How stupid do you have to be to believe that? Guess you don't understand how the real world works.

Anonymous said...

6:57. . .Well said!!!

Molon Labe said...

It's already a capital crime to, wait....murder someone. It takes a special kind of stupid to think that making any possession of a firearm illegal will prevent crimes. Hell, most of the Jackistan shooters are convicted felons and can't own a firearm.

Anonymous said...

Somebody correct me if I am wrong but I understood the The "Chief" holding everything up was the school district chief of police on scene (in the hall).

Anonymous said...

@9:08
You are correct. I don’t believe that millions of law abiding 18 year olds should be denied their constitutional rights to bear arms simply because a handful of psychos were able to get them too. I believe there are millions more commie eradicating heroes like Kyle Rittenhouse, than there are pathetic school shooters under the influence of SSRI’s.

Anonymous said...

Umm 6:57, the Uvalde shooter waited until...his 18th birthday...to buy the assault rifles used in the shooting. You know, when it was legal to purchase them.

Anonymous said...

Do what Australia did. NOW. https://www.vox.com/2015/8/27/9212725/australia-buyback

Anonymous said...

America doesn't have a gun problem it has an incel problem.
In China and Japan, where it is extremely difficult to legally acquire a firearm, they still have incel mass killers. They use whatever they can. A few years ago, Japan had a guy stab a bunch of people and then he burned the Kyoto animation office building down. Killed 36 people. He didn't have a gun.

https://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/14010742

Anonymous said...

@8:57
You asked if Belhaven reminded me of the townships? I never lived in township I can to a private school on golf scholarship called university of Miami and did my residency there as well then a Ortho fellowship at Washington university in St. Louis and I do live in Woodland Hills Fondren not Belhaven. Although doctors in our group do live in both. Not sure you understand how things work in South Africa. At St. Andrews lower school they told my son blacks were slaves in South Africa and that isn’t true the Indian population were the slaves. My son now goes to FPDS.

Anonymous said...

Why isn’t there any criticism focused on the teacher who left a door propped open? If the door was closed and locked the gunman couldn’t gain entrance to the building.

Anonymous said...

11:09am Your lack of maturity and education blinds you to what is now the present reality of Australia. They are a completely totalitarian regime now and a powder keg of patriots are about to push back hard. They've been on lockdown all this time, and the media does not report on it.

Australia used to be the dream getaway country if the world went to shit, now their world is a complete disaster.

Anonymous said...

There are less households in the US with guns than in the 1980s… what’s your point of banning guns. Listen you bring the knife to a gunfight not me. What about the black poor inner city single mothers there with young children. You want there guns also.? Only white elite liberals want gun control. That’s bc
Like Hollywood. They love in gated or pay local security and have armed guards. Look at Maureen Dowd… wrote article for gun confiscation in ISA today the same week she increased seemed security.

Krusatyr said...

11:09
Australia a few months ago dictated severe lockdowns for Covid scare: why did Australian troops beat people in the streets? Because people were not armed.

Imagine what current crop of marxist politicians would do here if they weren't afraid of armed people. In fact, that is why we have the Constitutional right to carry guns, to protect ourselves, especially from oppressive government tyranny but also from crooks, killers, rapists, carjackers, etc.

Biden and his Obamunist handlers want your guns so they can make you a slave to their marxist plots.

Anonymous said...

@11:20 is correct and low value males are a growing worldwide problem. Usually TPTB will spark a World War to draft all the low value males and send them off to die.

Anonymous said...

“I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”

Anonymous said...

12:07
Your right only the poor minority community will be ravaged by gun ban… Eastover and other white areas will pay security and armed guards where the minority neighborhoods can’t do this generally.

Anonymous said...

The cowardly police should be publicly stripped of their badges and their weapons and drummed out of the school.

Anonymous said...

6:57 The Ulvade shooter did buy it legally the minute he turned 18.
Nearly 100% of the guns were legally purchaced by the shooter. The remainder except for the one domestic abuser who did have his illegally, were easily available in the home or from a friend.
There's a list on line and if you are inept as to not know that, I sure hope you and your gun aren't out pretending to defend anyone. You have too little judgement not to screw that up like the Ulvade LEO's did.

Anonymous said...

I actually know Australians and y'all are just making crap up or hopelessly unable to tell actual news from propaganda and/or have no friends with a brain.

As for criminals, did you never learn about how guns laws "tame the Wild West" and got "tommy guns" out of the hands of Mafioso?
What grade did you finish? How old are you and did you and were you in Special Ed all of school or did you suffer a brain injury or take too many drugs?

Anonymous said...

Marxism has proven to be a fail philosophy. Even the former Commies all became capitalists.
You don't seem to know your word definitions. If you did, you'd know only N.Korea and China under Mao, even got close to Marxism. They did that by putting their criminals and psychopaths in the military and their mentally and physically deficient and threats in " training camps or prisons" or just murdering them.
Forms of government is about what the government should or should not have authority to govern to make a society function.
There are lists for each buzz word you don't understand.
However, Fascism seems to be making a comeback. And, as in Hitler's time, using fear and ignorance to turn communism and Jews into more of a threat than they were was at the heart of Goebbels propaganda.
Try to stay off.

Communism quickly evolved into oligarchies and dictatorships.
Please try to read real history written by those who studied it rather than those who never even took a history course after high school.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the gun control law limiting purchase of gun after age 21. Common sense.

Swiss-based leading research project - estimate that there were 390 million guns in circulation in the U.S. as of 2018.


Even if there's a total totl ban on gun sales there are 390 million used guns for sale.

Anonymous said...

So, Communism is not a problem?????

Anonymous said...


May 30, 2022 at 9:08 AM; your use of "reasonable" is no more inflammatory than comey's use of "reasonable" when he said no "reasonable" prosecutor would investigate hillary for her illegal email server scandal. thereby implying, before any investigation even started, that the prosecutor would be unreasonable, tainting the entire investigation. you've already identified yourself as a leftist. meaning, you are willfully ignorant, or lying on purpose to push an agenda.

you must not have been watching beto "hell yes, we're coming for your ar15" o'rourke, tell the world, that is exactly what they plan. dianne feinstein said that if she had the votes she would outlaw guns, and that i believe, was about 25 years ago. the left wants guns outlawed. that's their end goal.

the degenerate left doesn't want "common sense" gun control, they want control, they want all civilians unarmed because they do understand what the 2nd amendment is for. they aren't stupid, they are just evil. pay attention to the WEF, WHO, and the UN, they're telling you what they want to do to everyone on the planet, and that's pretty damn difficult as long as the united states is armed.

there are already plenty of "common sense" gun laws on the books. however, there are no laws currently on the books that will stop a committed deranged psychopath. none. not one. if a bad guy wants a gun, they can get one. the only "common sense" gun law that is not on the books that the degenerate left wants on the books is the law that outlaws guns. you outlaw guns, only the outlaws will have guns. you think jackson is bad now, take away every law abiding citizen's ability to protect themselves. and add that disarmed citizenry along with a defunded/disbanded/abolished police, and see how much better things get in your delusional utopia fairyland. take away all guns and see how fast the government will force you into a quarantine camp for at least 3 weeks when the monkey pox, or what the fuck ever the next pandemic, scamdemic, or plandemic they decide to unleash on the world is. it's not conspiracy theory, it's fact. australia did it, china's doing it, and we already have the camps in place.

the age difference between buying a rifle and hand gun is just some arbitrary age difference put into law by politicians. doesn't seem to affect the minor teenagers in jackson, chicago, st louis, and any other degenerate leftist-run shithole from shooting each other and innocents.

the uvalde school shooting was a monumental failure on the government's part. from the government's school teachers, the government's police, to the government's inability and unwillingness to secure schools, and not because of lax gun laws.

we have pissed away billions and billions of dollars on ukraine alone, not to mention all the other ridiculous waste of our, your's and my, tax dollars. wouldn't take that much to secure the schools. it's not rocket surgery. not is it brain science. it's called common sense.

Anonymous said...

2nd paragraph, 4th line....''texas rangers are investigating''
so.....................?
does calling themselves rangers give them some kind of credibility?
do they leap tall buildings in a single bound?
no ...they just one more set of cynical , know it all cops

no different that the cop cowards who refused to enter the school and engage in a firefight

Anonymous said...

2:34, I left the Republican Party because nuts like you weren’t silenced. I won’t be a democrat just yet but the louder voices like yours grow, I’ll be damned if it’s not unforeseeable.

Anonymous said...


May 30, 2022 at 3:49 PM; blah, blah, blah, blah. save yourself some time, and go ahead and go be a democrat. go be a proud member of the party that turns everything to shit when they touch it.

stopping mentally ill psychopaths from killing people with guns is not going to happen by trying to control what guns i can buy and how many rounds a magazine holds.

seems like renting a truck or van and mowing down a bunch of people at a parade is pretty effective to me.

Anonymous said...

3:49 pm?? What part of the 2:34 pm comment was nuts? I thought it was spot on.

Anonymous said...

The internet cowboys are out in full force. Too bad you were not on the internet at the time to save everybody. This would have never happened. Wait.

Anonymous said...

Just more liberal tears. You can get rid of guns but people will kill without them, it’s hard to get that through a liberals pea brain. If they want to raise the age limit to 21 that’s fine when they also raise the voting age and enlistment age to 21. Liberals get all excited when these types of events happen before the bodies are even cold. They ignore when a person drives through a crowd of people because of the narrative, then Buffalo happens and they run with the racism narrative, not guns, and Mumbles shows up for a photo shoot, now this happens and the pro choice crowd cry about kids who they don’t even care about, and run with the gun narrative so mumbles and knee pads can use it for a photo shoot. Why won’t mumbles and knee pads come to Jackson to talk about banning fully semi auto AR-14 ghost guns? Do Black Lives not Matter to them? Where are all the local liberal idiots crying about this, shouldn’t they be out there stomping around pissing and moaning? Where’s BLM? Panthers? I guess the paid protesters aren’t get $20 and a lunchable to cry about the kids here, instead you get ballon releases.

Anonymous said...

@3:49
I’ve lived in oppression by a government that gave no rights to the citizens and they were glad we didn’t have guns. If we did they would never have been allowed to do what they did. Go to Miami and talk to Cubans. All will tell you this. Problem is you only know freedoms you enjoy in America and can’t relate otherwise. Your eyes are limited by your knowledge of the world and your inexperience. People wonder why Cubans and Colombians vote 90% republican.

Anonymous said...

Tens of thousands died last year due to fentanyl overdoses, and the government does pitiful little to stop the thousands of pounds coming in through our open border with Mexico. Where’s the outage about that? There is none because the media doesn’t want to report on yet another of this administration’s failures!

Anonymous said...

3:49 pm. I’m with 5:01. Just go ahead and turn democrat because you already sound like one. These spoilt liberals, democrats, whatever have no idea that the government is just salivating at the chance to take our guns. They are willing to use any excuse. You really have to look at the current administration’s actions have been since Biden took office. Is it stupidity or a concentrated effort for chaos by turning off our oil and by opening up the southern border. Climate change, my a$@.

Anonymous said...

All you commenters that view everything through political lenses are sheep. Quit ingesting so much Fox / MSNBC garbage. They feed on making you think that way. Democrats aren’t “degenerates.” Republicans aren’t responsible for school shootings. People think differently. All are Americans who love this place just like you.

Anonymous said...

If they'd have used the word "community" just a few more times, I'd be convinced.

Anonymous said...

Weird how these things happen, almost on cue.

Anonymous said...

Over 100 years ago you could buy an assault rifle from J. C. Penny and the mail man would deliver it to your home. There wasn't any school shootings. The military still used the old bolt action rifles. It was another 40 years before the military finally were issued assault rifles. Not a single school shooting in those 40 years. Can anyone explain why there were not any school shootings? Assault rifles could be bought by anyone who could order it from a catalog.
Now we have people blaming the gun for the school shootings. Did the guns get mad? Did the guns go to the schools?

Could it be that the guns are not the blame for school shootings? Do you think the person shooting the gun might be the cause of school killings? Did it actually take assault rifles over a hundred years to take over and start shooting people? Give this some serious thought.

Anonymous said...

@1:44
It is because the nation is no longer mentally and spiritually healthy. The mental and spiritual health of this nation was intentionally destroyed. The problems that we face today exist by design. Any more specific details and this comment will be censored by the blog comment moderator.

Anonymous said...

I vote we throw the sperm and egg donors who created these brain dead incels who shoot up schools in jail too.

YOU should be liable for the weapon YOU created.

Stop blaming inanimate objects for your own abject failure as a parent.



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