Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Idiots of the Day

 Scene from the Mississippi River Bridge in Baton Rouge.  



Serves them right if karma strikes. 

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

And if the get hit/hurt momma being suing for big bucks. Federal Hwy, so we'd pay.

Anonymous said...

so? why are you always such an insufferable racist?
This scene is repeated in every white enclave in the United States. I saw white kids driving dune buggies covered in RGB LEDs and strobe lights, at high speeds, just last night in Flowood. You either ignore this fact or it is simply ignored by the white social media karen’s who only get upset at the sight of poor black kids having fun.

Anonymous said...

The ripple effects from the faux pandemic are incomprehensible.

Granted this lawless stuff happened pre-2020 on smaller scales...but its like 75% of the population's brain was irreparably damaged amid Covid.

Our elders survived Vietnam PTSD, yet so many of my fellow young people seem to have mentally snapped irreparably.

Anonymous said...

The Daquiri Bar mentality has spread to Baton Rouge?

Ghetto lottery said...

Now helmets. Oh my.

Anonymous said...

Cletus and the Hold My Beer Crowd got nuthin on these folk!

Anonymous said...

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

Anonymous said...

Better call Saul if you even accidentally happened to bump into one of these atvs. You would be looking at white racist road rage or hate crime.

anonamouse said...

The person that always screams racist is almost always a racist themselves.

Anon-E-Mouse said...

@940. Send pics to our host. I believe he would put them up.

Or, continue to gaslight him by accusing him of racism. Go back to the JFP, donna

Anonymous said...

you cant fix stupid-

Anonymous said...

9:40 AM
Let me guess Breaking and entering, theft and murder are also racist for pointing out by Jacktown thugs as well?

Anonymous said...

And it was just yesterday some Baton Rooolay apologist was here saying dey city ain't like Jackson. Ha ! Ha ! What a bunch of young dipshits ! And where is the federal bridge authority ? Scared to say a word.

Anonymous said...

10:05 : Bingo. At least Cletus keeps his dipshittery in the bush on private land he doesn't belong. Or church grave yards. Cletus loves him some church graveyards and county ROW's.

Anonymous said...

LOL, @ 9:40!! I'm so sorry, but if you honestly think this post should have ensued your racist rant...you are the problem. These folks made their own stupid choice and you.. you are making your own stupid choice...Find something better to do than troll.

Anonymous said...

Hey 9:40. Send KF some photos. I'm sure he will post them. Idiots come in all colors and genders!!!

Anonymous said...

Bonus points to the yute on the right joining in the fun while using his phone to get that video!

Anonymous said...

Natural selection just looking for a place to happen right there.

Anonymous said...

@9:40 It's quite possible that KF posts the videos he has received. Maybe nobody has sent him videos of the white kids. Where I live, the only time I've seen this happen is with the black kids. If you see white kids doing it, take a video and send it to KF. The white kids will be equally idiotic.

Anonymous said...

A photo of some stupid kids. Call out the National Guard. Jeeez.

Anonymous said...

@9:40, where in Flowood? I will tell law enforcement to keep an eye out.

Anonymous said...

@9:40 "having fun"?. This is illegal and dangerous. You're a moron. Get help.

Kingfish said...

Send me pics and they get posted.

Two Saturday nights ago, the thugs shut down college drive by I-12 with their donuts as their posse watched, completely stopping and blocking traffic. Is thugs too harsh? Nope. they were brandishing guns so no one would mess with them. People called the police but none of course, ever showed up.

You are right, white kids ride on those atvs too where they shouldn't. Send me a pic of one of them being a fool and its gets posted. Precious Martin wound up on the ground , his brains literally splattered all over the pavement. My mechanic in the early 2000s lost his little girl. She was on an ATV hauling ass through a Brandon neighborhood, you know the rest.

Anonymous said...

Hey Ross Adams--hyperbole much? I live in the neighborhood and was quickly on the scene; there was a depressed cranial fracture, but no 'brains on the ground.' His son did have a compound fracture, which was as gross as you wrongly report the brains. Just stick to the truth will you.

Kingfish said...

Understand why you say that. Just going by what the Poh-lice told me. It happens.

Anonymous said...

That someone finds something to be racially-offensive does not automatically make it "racist." That word is perhaps the most misused word in the English language right now.

"racist: having, reflecting, or fostering the belief that race is a fundamental determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race"

Judging someone based on their behavior is, by definition, not racist.

PJM said...

I honestly didn't notice the race of the riders. I simply see a gaggle of dumbasses riding in a place they shouldn't be. Future Darwin Award Winners to be honest.

Anonymous said...

12:23 : Exactly and when did Americans stop using the word prejudice ?

Anonymous said...

"The Daquiri Bar mentality has spread to Baton Rouge?"

Tell us you have never left the confines of Madison/Rankin County, without telling us you never left the confines of Madison/Rankin County

And just the other day idiots were up here screaming about how Baton Rouge is NOTHING like Jackson. Bless your poor little hearts.

Anonymous said...

These are what are known as "squids". These people generally overestimate their abilities on motorcycle and ATVs and are notorious for eschewing almost any safety gear. They will inevitably end up resembling a squid when they are splayed on the asphalt and blood is oozing out of them.

After further review said...

Dude on the 4 wheeler is riding along with the front wheels in the air. See it all the time on I-55 in Jackson with motorcycles riding a "wheelie".

Anonymous said...

I'm a white male in my late 40's and proudly live in Rankin County. I don't give 2 shits if somebody calls me racist or prejudice. I have my opinions about certain things, and they have have their opinions about me. And I won't lose a minute a sleep over it. Those black kids riding ATV's and dirt bikes on the I-10 MS River Bridge in Baton Rouge are total dumbasses and extremely lucky that they didn't get themselves killed. If that's a racist statement, then so what!! I would say the same thing if they had been white.

Anonymous said...

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

One has to have a mind to waste it.

Anonymous said...

This is the future of our country with democrats in power.

Anonymous said...

to the cnile old racist@2:16
Nobody asked you and nobody cares

Anonymous said...

Pro-lifers on display. So stunning, so brave.

Anonymous said...

May 11, 2022 at 5:16 PM

Just in case you haven't been paying attention, the Dems are seat warmers. Look at the ground game, the country has been trending in the opposite direction of what you claim.

The only thing that the Dems have left is the Oval Office, and inaction will cost them that too. Symbolic appointees only go so far in appeasing the base. The score as it stands is an incoming Red Wave. The fallout with Roe is too little too late. Conservatives distracted everyone with CRT, one the de-fund the police message was deconstructed.



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