Saturday, May 7, 2022

Can't Catch a Break

 Richard's Disposal can't seem to catch a break at Hawkins Field this week. WLBT reported: 

Jackson Police Department is investigating nine auto break-ins and one auto theft that occurred Wednesday at Richard’s Disposal’s Hawkins Field location.

The incident occurred between 12:30 and 1 p.m., Wednesday. Vehicles broken into were believed to be owned by Richard’s employees. A vehicle that was stolen was owned by an employee of Hemphill’s Construction, Deputy Chief Deric Hearn said.

“We have a video of the suspect. We’re trying to identify him by name right now,” he said. “As soon as I can identify the suspect and the complainant witness can pick him out, I’m going to make him famous.”

Hearn didn’t know if the vehicles were parked inside or outside the Hawkins Field fence. Article

While Richard's Disposal gets initiated into the Jackson business environment, this meme is floating around. 



Anonymous said...

How about making some of the murdering thugs famous? Seem to be plenty to choose from in Jackson. Maybe they should rethink their priorities.

Anonymous said...

Well our idiot in chief mr cry baby Lumumba himself claims Jackson is safe.

Anonymous said...

See, the FAA said those garbage trucks would attack undesirable vermin to the area.

Anonymous said...

From the WLBT report:

" WLBT reached out to Richard’s, but no one picked up and we could not leave a message "

Next week,the forecast is over ninety degree heat almost every day.

It's going to be very Stinky for miles & miles around Hawkins Field.

(Not to mention the population explosion of new blow-flies in Northwest Jackson).

Anonymous said...

So a car gets stolen at 1 o’clock in the afternoon from a thriving business (trash) , and nobody sees or can identify anyone. The city is loosing citizens at the highest rate in the USA, murders rank number one in the country. I am pretty sure the crack pot police dept. did not put out an “All points bulletin” to solve this insignificant auto theft.

Krusatyr said...

Car-ma happens.

Anonymous said...

Chokwe hates crackers and is trying to run them off and succeeding

Anonymous said...

I quit accepting work orders inside the city limits of Jackson for this kind of BS. Was having to send two techs to do the work of one. Had to leave one in the parking lot to watch the truck and tools, and another to go inside to do the work order. And the customers didn't want to pay for the extra tech sent on-site. We do work all over the southeast for national accounts, and Jackson is the only city we've had to stop accepting work orders in.

Anonymous said...

But...the City is safe. Right? Right?

Anonymous said...

When WLBT airs an editorial titled "consider This: Jackson Is Not Safe," that's pretty devastating. The editorial contends that the mayor saying the city is safe "is one of the most out-of-touch- statements ever."

Anonymous said...

The question that needs to be asked is what involvement does Hemphill have with Richard’s?

Anonymous said...

If Dunkin Donuts would open a store at Hawkins Airport the security would improve significantly.

Anonymous said...

Haven't noticed but is anyone famous yet?

Anonymous said...

I’m asking why Hemphill has a connection with RD? Really

Anonymous said...

Hemphill has a contract with JMAA to rehabilitate taxiways/runways at Hawkins Field.

Anonymous said...

During his softball session on WJTV yesterday morning the "Mayor" stated that the garbage trucks don't stink !! From his mouth he uttered those words ! And the interviewer didn't challenge him even a little.

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