Friday, May 20, 2022

He Started It!

 Football season might be three months away but football drama is here to stay, especially in the SEC.  The folks at SEC Shorts just couldn't resist making a quick video after yesterday's shenanigans.  Enjoy. 

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

These guys are great! It's amazing they can pull this together so quickly!

Anonymous said...

That's right, kiss and makeup. (Blame it all on that damn Jackson State)

Anonymous said...

This was good and I must say that Prime Times over the top rebuke stinks of a damn lie. He must think us stupid, lol. That young man left a school(FSU) and a team that is 98 % black to come to a HBCU(jsu) that is 95 % black. Pulling the race card was weak as hell Mr. Sanders. He was paid and i'm cool with that. No need to lie and bark.

Anonymous said...

So so true- great depiction of both coaches!,

Anonymous said...

Yes, those poor poor fewtbawl players with 18s on their ACTs. "Student-athletes."

Let's be honest, colleges are now jokes.

Their emphasis is on political correct grooming of the regular sheep, and pretending these moron jocks are students.

Now the "student" will be a millionaire in the open, in the pipeline to the NFL anti American thug gang. Split off any NIL sport to the minors. They are NOT students nor do they bring anything but obligations to hicks and white trash and the "clubbers," instead of education.

The cross country team saves them from being canned due to academics, and they get nothing in return.

End the joke. End NCAA fewtbawl and basketball as the NFL's and NBA's taxpayer and alum subsidized minors.

Let jocks compete pure and simple in a farm system for NFL riches instead of pretending they study or do their own papers. Even if it's "kinesiology" (lifting weights).

And end taxpayer subsidies of NFL and NBA venues. At least our taxpayer money should go to organizations that don't hate normal Americans.

Anonymous said...

10:26.... well said

Anonymous said...

10:26 Anchor down!!!

Anonymous said...

@10:06
FSU fan here. My nephew graduated and played Tight end the 4 yrs ago… that team isn’t anywhere close to 98% black. That’s odd you would suggest that.

Anonymous said...

"Education" in America (Kindergarten through Higher Ed) is nothing more than a jobs program. Education involves accountability....it's all about entertaining them now. Their degrees for the most part of worthless.

Anonymous said...

11:16 :And neither is JSU which is the point. Several white boys playing for Prime. He pulled the race card to defend the pay out. It's more odd that Dion would make the claim he made.

Anonymous said...

SLive would have gotten this handled asap. The current commissioner knows how to make money but zero management

Anonymous said...

11:55 Coach Sanders is simply pointing out the handwriting on the wall. Changes are coming soon because "things are getting out of hand". Not because players are being paid, they don't go to class, and the rich schools operate a semi-pro system. Hell, they've been doing that for years and it was accepted. It's because the "wrong schools" are starting to benefit, many of them predominantly black. When blacks become "the good ole boys", we've got to do away with the "good ole boy network". "Things are getting out of hand". Coach Saban is simply trying to restore order. Coach Sanders now has a job which allows him to see it first hand.
Roll Tide!

Anonymous said...

12:39 : Horseshit. Nick was promoting a fight for game day. Largest audience to see a SEC regular season game ever. And his former assistant was in on it. His quip about Sanders that got Sanders all riled up ? Well ? Who was a former player at FSU ? Who was a former coach at FSU ? IT WAS ALL A WORK.

Anonymous said...

1:51 Yes Sireee. I wonder how much they, especially Nick, got paid to do that. Promotion I mean.

Anonymous said...

2:36 : The payout comes after the big game. And everybody wins.

Anonymous said...

3:03 Of course you mean the big game with Utah State. Or is it the La. Monroe game. What else needs promotion?

Anonymous said...

Have we got a college? Have we got a football team?....Well we can't afford both.
Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.

Groucho in Horse Feathers (movie) (1933)

Anonymous said...

I remember a college football player whose specialty was running back kickoffs, punts. He literally could not read beyond 2nd or 3rd grade, skipped classes, never cracked a book.

Anonymous said...

7:13 What you also remember was a college with no real academic standards.
A bogus institution.

Anonymous said...

So so true- great depiction of both coaches!,

Anonymous said...

Saban lead a BLM march in Tuscaloosa just to get a recruiting "edge". He would/has sold his soul to win football games. Alabama has paid players for decades but the NIL has screwed up his little party temporarily and he's whining like a little bitch about it.

Anonymous said...

The NIL will continue to put Ole Miss, State, and other schools at a disadvantage, unless it is changed. With the NIL, transfer portal, and sports betting, college football will continue its decline.

I miss those fall Saturdays at Memorial Stadium, including the double header weekend games. Simple times.

Anonymous said...

@12:47 Ole Miss and State are only at a disadvantage compared to their super rich SEC brothers and a few other big money schools. THEY have a big advantage over most teams playing college football even if they are from Mississippi. College football declining? They're making more money than ever Don't cry for them.

Memorial Stadium was great back then. They'll tear it down so JSU can play at Newell Field.

Anonymous said...

As I recall. A&M was the school that allowed it’s start quarterback to not have to go to class several years ago. I’ve been told that UT now pays each of its offensive linemen $100k. It’s kind of like the MSU and Ole Miss rivalry, except extra trashy with a lot more money.

As for Coach Prime, what 5-star DB wouldn’t want to be coached by a Hall of Fame DB? Not saying there was no financial incentive, but the move is legit in its face, in my opinion. Saban seems to think that anyone who outdoes him in any way must have cheated (more than he did).

Kingfish said...

There is bad blood between the two coaches. When Jimbo was an assistant, he tried to get the UAB gig. UAB was all set to hire him. However, the Bama faithful who control the Board nixed the hire and made UAB hire a lesser coach. Jimbo hasn’t forgotten ever since.

Anonymous said...

This is almost like Organized Crime.



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