Thursday, October 7, 2021

Food Fight!!! (Downtown Edition)

 An adult establishment will be setting up camp on Capitol Street but don't expect the neighbors to welcome it with open arms.  One Capitol Street resident expressed his frustration on Facebook:


Jacktown Bud and the Benz were none too happy and did what such people do best, scream racism, which is a joke if anyone knows Mr. Rejebean.  



Such friction is predictable and usually happens when nightclubs and residential housing are placed next to each other. 








62 comments:

Anonymous said...

What’s it going to do? Depress property values by $10,50?

Anonymous said...

The war is between cultures. Litter, prevalent titty bars, shootouts, loud talking, cars in yards, shitty schools and the like is normal to some. Abnormal to others. With the deck stacked 85/15, 85 wins.

Anonymous said...

RIP the English language.

Anonymous said...

The city is going to allow this?

Anonymous said...

Dope boys doing dope boy things. Ain't that right Chokwe ?

Anonymous said...

Where in post does it say anything about a black owned business. It only says the owner of Aces Strip Club. Nothing racist here just a concerned citizen not wanting a strip club on Capital St.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like the business owners have already decided why they will fail: racism. If it's that bad, they should just give up and move to Haiti where things are so much better. Then if they fail they won't have an excuse.

Anonymous said...

Seeing Ted Orkin associated with this gave me a chuckle. His property management company "manages" our HOA in Flowood. Orkin is a character for sure.

Unknown said...

I guess that's one way to speed up the collapse of Downtown. Let me let you in on a little hint. In 2018 there was talk of Trustmark relocating out of Downtown jackson. The only reason they didn't is because the price of rennovation was an order of magnitude cheaper. Talking 100s of millions to move vs 10s of millions to rennovate.

Anonymous said...

Dang, just when Capital Street was making such a huge comeback.

Anonymous said...

It's the lack of subject verb agreement, incomplete sentences, run on sentences, misspelled words and lack of punctuation for me. What JPS school did these folks get a high school diploma from?

Anonymous said...

Rejebian is not racist AT ALL if you know him.

Anonymous said...

Do not know any of the parties involved, but the post by Rejebian never mentioned the race, color or nationality of the person or people opening the new business. His concern appears to be primarily about the type of business that is opening in downtown Jackson.

Anonymous said...

This should help bring in more tourists, or not.

Anonymous said...

That part of downtown already hosts raucous street parties on weekend nights which, apparently, JPD does nothing about.

Anonymous said...

"He can't help himself but make personal attacks and misleading statements to distort the real differences on the issues." -- Douglas Hattaway

Wow said...

If true, this just confirms for me that Ted Orkin is the piece of garbage I always knew that he was.

Hilarious that he has made his little amount of money managing neighborhood properties in Madison County enforcing HOA covenants.

You can't buy values

Anonymous said...

Smells like ass in here!

Anonymous said...

Just saw both Facebook threads. Looks like he painted the daiquiri bar to white instead of the pink just overnight and Rejebian gave him credit. Small steps.

Anonymous said...

sex sells

My neighbor is a stripper and a single mom and she is a really nice young lady. She will never be a STEM major but she is sweet and drop gorgeous and doing the best she can with what God gave her.

I would love to see her perform but I think our neighborly relationship adds a sense of normalcy to her life. Maybe if she moves I will go see her and maybe get a lap dance.

Anonymous said...

Kin to Archie?

Anonymous said...

9:46 What makes a street party "raucous"? Just askin'

Anonymous said...

Why Do Some People Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence? Do They Think It Makes Them Seem Educated?

Anonymous said...

Who wants to start a pool on how many are shot night one ? Once the underaged 4 wheeler gang gets a sniff it's over.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is already a cesspool. Any business isn't going to make it any worse than it already is. Is that tranny street walker still selling herself on State Street?

Anonymous said...

@946 when dodge chargers and old crown vics do doughnuts in the street and drag race. Probably the smell of weed black and milds. Just saying.

Krusatyr said...

Strip bars create their own demise, unless they fund the right campaigns? Why do these places attract drug dealers?

Anonymous said...

But the question still remains can the moribund downtown Jackson beggars also be 'only worthy businesses' allowed here choosers?

If NE Jackson (where at least a breakeven tax base still survives versus the downtown red ink boondoggle) is forced to swallow now six market value killing Oxford drug addiction houses I don't really give a shit about Rejebian's elitist qualms.

Suck it up Mike. Reap what you've sown.

Anonymous said...

10:27 - find the videos on FB.

Anonymous said...

9:19- getting to know a person is not part of the playbook.
You simply accuse them of racism and therefore they are cancelled.

Details and facts are not important to the narrative.

Anonymous said...

Let them do whatever they want. Let Jackson exemplify their culture in however they see fit. If we let them have their own little utopia in Jackson maybe they’ll stay there stop trying to create it in Madison and Rankin counties.

Anonymous said...

Well now some of the oldest white people on earth who comprise mayflower customers can actually meet some
Black people.

Should be entertaining

Anonymous said...

race to the bottom - I think the location would be a safety issue for the girls who work there.

Anonymous said...

Ok 10:44, I'll bite, why do you do that?

Anonymous said...

"The city is going to allow this?" You seriously expect a negative answer to that? Money has already passed hands. Do love what they did with the front colors though.

Anonymous said...

@12:02
I would rather just go to the zoo.
nvm Jackson’s “leaders” fucked that up too

Anonymous said...

Haha, they fell back on the worn out excuse of “racism”. Ace’s wouldn’t let my co-workers in because they were white, I guess they can scream racism now too.

Keeping abreast of things said...

Will it survive? How long before it goes tits up?

Anonymous said...

I thought this was a serioUs email until I read that it would disrupt the “character of Jackson”. Thanks for a little comic relief. Cities with unridable road, undrinkable water, unpredictable trash pick up, have a long way to go to be considered a city with “character.”

Anonymous said...

They could put it on County Line in the old Fortune/Gradys!

Anonymous said...


whether someone knows Rejebian or not is irrelevant. there was nothing in his post that alludes to racism. however, he did say "thumbed his nose." maybe that's a new secret coded dog whistle those white supremacists are saying nowadays. i'm not sure, i'll have to check with MSNBC.

to me, it seems he's concerned about what kind of business he thinks is going in there, and what affect it will have on the surrounding area. that is something that everyone should think about when businesses open up.

with that being said, he does seem to be jumping to conclusions about what kind of business it is. if it's a strip club, then i wouldn't want it that close to where i lived, worked, or ate, either. if it's a nightclub, then i'm not sure how it would hurt downtown jackson, unless it turns into another M-Bar. downtown jackson needs all the business investment it can get and a business, with a primarily nighttime clientele, could help.

now, if Jacktown Bud and Qb Benz would take off their racists glasses, they wouldn't see racism everywhere they look. in case you didn't know, a white guy can disagree with and not like something a black guy does, based solely on what is being done, and race have absolutely nothing to do with it. but racists gonna racist.

Anonymous said...

This dude will be lucky if he doesnt catch a bullet. Who would live DOWNTOWN? Hello.....I mean HELLO....You live in the middle of a war zone infested with animals of all kinds.

Unknown said...

12:02 PM
Wew. That's a spicy take.

Unknown said...

8:57 AM
Oh and I didn't think I was going to mention this but they stopped rennovations on certain floors and talking about moving portions to Madison county.

Anonymous said...

Adult entertainment (aka strip clubs) are typically relegated to specially zoned areas and NEVER in a Central Business District.

Krusatyr said...

From experience when I was 19: a stripper in my college French class went to lunch with me occasionally and enjoyed being treated as a normal woman. BTW, she was making As in classes.

I suggest you get your girl a flowering potted plant, offer to help with yard work, then take her to dinner and entirely skip stripper activities because she's stripping for money, not for fun.

Do you want her to think of you as a "John" or a respectable man?

Anonymous said...

since it couldn’t go on farish st…

Anonymous said...

under jackson zoning laws a sexually oriented business , such as a strip club , must be located in aan area zoned ''light industrial''.
i don't know how that area of capita street is zoned but that's what controls.
BTW........the facebook poster must be a real whimp.

Anonymous said...

The only legally licensed strip in Jackson is Babe's. None of the others have a true "Adult Entertainment" license. They violate the law daily and JPD and MS ABC do absolutely nothing about it. Why does ABC, a state agency, ignore these obvious violations of the law? Selective enforcement? Or another reason...

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Qb Benz,

I assume Qb is a family name, but anyway , I digress, the "Bright Future & a Strong Foundation" you speak of for your children would be rooted and begin in a mastery of the English language. Unless living on titties and beer is your idea of success. Do you even proof read this shit before you hit send? Good grief, we have passed the tipping point folks, we are screwed!

Anonymous said...

Rejebian is liberal political royalty. He runs in the major, powerful, National democrat circles. He didn’t invent it, but he sure has perfected the modern political application of “white guilt” to advance liberal candidates and issues.
Him being labeled a racist by minorities on the stage of a decrepit, decaying southern inner city with black leadership is what some would say is “be careful what you wish for, it might come back around and bite you in the ass”!!!!
He helped make this bed - hope that he enjoys sleeping in it.

Anonymous said...

Dude seems to be denying that it is a strip club. Is it or isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Which is more dangerous, hanging at a joint with regular shoot outs or eating on the corner at a place that hasn't been cleaned since Dillinger got food poisoning there? Of course, they both are on Roach Street, too.

Anonymous said...

549 for the win - thank you for putting this in THE proper perspective.
Perhaps this will liven up Smith Park.

How does this pass zoning. Yes, Jackson has zoning laws and they are very specific about where strip clubs can operate.

Is Ben Allen gonna pop up and compare this to a strip club in Little Rock? 😂

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't put much stock in "Teddy Boy" Orkin (that's what Maurice called him back in the day) Cypress Lake HOA fired him recently for some murky reason. The around 500 rooftops were told he was retiring and has put his "management company" up for sale.....Maybe the purveyors of smut on Capitol Street would be interested?

Anonymous said...

This is gonna really help keep prices up on all those really nice loft apt/condos downtown.

Anonymous said...

So the name of this stripe club is “Daiquiri Bar”? Seems like a weird name for a strip club. I’m guessing this is FAKE NEWS!

Wow said...

Now that is an interesting comment 6:51am.

Was there really smoke behind the decision to remove Orkin from Cypress Lake?

Was he really fired? Would be interested to know what happened.

Anonymous said...

So there will soon finally be some entertainment near the Farish Street Entertainment District??? Lol

Anonymous said...

Orkin property management has been sold to Cress Group Realty in Ridgeland. Orkin is staying on for one year.

Anonymous said...

Rejebian is the all-so-typical 'do as I say, not as I do' Donkeycrat.

NEXT, Right?

Anonymous said...

@7:45…does that mean that Cress Realty Group is responsible for the garbage dump across from the street from the Mayflower restaurant?



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