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31 comments:

Anonymous said...

They are the most delusional fanbase in college football. They are on a run that will most likely never be reproduced and they are calling for Pete's head as DC. As good as they are, they are allowed to have a loss. Most of Saban's other teams had one loss. They will still be in contention for the West and they will kick my MS State Bulldog's tails this weekend.

Side note, Golding went to Delta State, GA'ed there, then coached at DSU, then on to Southern Miss. Has Mississippi ties.

Kingfish said...

Bama will win the rest of its schedule. If it beats Georgia, it will be in the playoff. These losses are sometimes Saban's best friend.

Anonymous said...

9:49 : IDK "Bulldog Fan"......OUR DAWGS have a punchers chance just like A & M .....who WE just beat. Looking around college football right now ? Yes, I may even lay some scratch down for STATE to win.

Anonymous said...

KF, not this year. Bama's front seven is not ready for prime time. And their OL suffers from several recruiting misses. They very well could lose to Auburn. They most assuredly will lose to UGA in the SEC Championship if they somehow make it.

Anonymous said...

Delusional? We are the most dominant program in CFB history. None of your MS schools come close to what we have achieved. Our expectations for excellence are well earned and a loss like this should NEVER happen EVER. We are a championship caliber program that does not tolerate mediocrity (unlike you forever sub-par MS State and Old Piss schools). I say all of this to say that Pete Golding must be fired immediately or I will continue losing respect for Saban. Saban has done great things for our program and deserves the highest accolades for his achievements but he is nearly 70 years old and this performance reflects on him alone. There is no choice for Nick: fix the defense now and that starts by firing Pete Golding. And if your team doesn’t have 18 National Championships under their belt, your opinion is irrelevant. Roll F*cking Tide!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW 11:00am

Anonymous said...

Hey y'all ! Look at the triggered Bama fan (11:00) go ! Lol, please write us some more scoldings !

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:00 am - I’m old enough to remember Bama’s post-Stallings years. You guys “tolerated” a helluva lot of mediocrity. And will again, once Saban has had enough of hysterical fans.

Anonymous said...

11:00 When did you go to Alabama and what year did you graduate and with what major? Please also name a dorm you stayed in.

Anonymous said...

They had so many to choose from. Ark and the land sharks. Even the LSoosers.

How long does coach O last? End of the season?

Anonymous said...

Hey !!:00
You sure do throw the WE word around a lot. Like YOU are a decision maker.

Everyone, We are in the presence of GREATNESS

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:00 you say Saban is close to 70 years old. Is that the reason his Highway Patrol security team member ran over a young woman? Is he really that important to you? That poor girl needs to get an attorney. I’m sure there are quite a few in Texas that have already visited her.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11;48
Maybe 11:00 is just butt hurt that they were out of his size jersey at Walmart

Anonymous said...

Uh, delusional at 11:00 AM "...Pete Golding must be fired immediately or I will continue losing respect for Saban."
Armchair quarterback much?? Nick Saban doesn't need or want your respect, and guess what, you don't get to call the shots on who is fired! WTH do you think you are? And by the way, Hotty Toddy!

Anonymous said...


Alabmama alum--thoughts for what it's worth

I went there when DuBose was the coach and suffered Shula. I'm enjoying every moment of Saban's run. when it's over, there's a good chance i'll never see them win another national championship.

we may win every other game on the schedule, or lose another game. they are still my team..

Anonymous said...

11:00 got the trolling rigs out and putting them on the deck!

Anonymous said...

I see my comment has generated a lot of negativity from the jealous Bama haters out there. You hate us cause you ain’t us. And please quit throwing out the same tired responses to Bama fans about not attending the school and buying gear at Wal-Mart. No I didn’t graduate from the University but many of you MS school fans didn’t either. I grew up in Meridian but my mom’s family comes from Alabama and I grew up cheering for the Crimson Tide from birth-not a sidewalk fan by any means. I graduated from Southern Miss in 94 but I proudly wore my Bama gear to class. Bama Nation has a high standard of excellence that seems to bother all you Cow Bell ringers and Rebel/Black Bear/Landsharks. You all are so proud of your MS schools in the SEC but truth is y’all have been riding our coattails for decades. We are the SEC! Quit hating and being jealous cause you can’t be us. Roll F*cking Tide!!

Anonymous said...

Ray Perkins succeeded Bear Bryant with a record of 32-15-1. He was 3-0 in bowl games during that time. Not exactly the stellar championships that 11:00 claims are Alabama's legacy. 11:00 is an entitled embarrassment to a program that deserves better fans than him.

Anonymous said...

THERE's that WE word again

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha I knew it. If Florida was winning national championships two out of every three years you would be bragging about Florida, GO F*cking Gators!!

Anonymous said...

01:47
From here, the only hating i am reading is from you. You are saying WE should fire Golding, One loss gets this? You are losing respect for Sabin? Dude, You have a short fuse and a laundry list of hate.
Who hurt you?

Anonymous said...

@1:47. Any cousin marrying redneck can be a Bama fan. And most of them are….and live in Alabama, the one state Mississippi says, “Thank G-d for Alabama”.

Because they make Mississippi look good.

Ghost of Bear Bryant said...

@11:00am and 1:47pm. I hate to tell you, but YOU are not a part of WE anymore than the guy who cuts my yard in a BAMA tee shirt. YOU are a part of USM Nation; and are just a BAMA wannabe. At least the guy who cuts my yard does not throw his school under the bus. You were probably part of the group to wanted to fire Saban after some of his first year losses. Go back to Hattiesburg - that is, if they will have you.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:00 AM

Come back after the Barn kicks yall's ass too. We'll be here waiting to here from you . Bwahahaha

Anonymous said...

1:47 : That's two very long trigger posts in one day. Imagine for a second Mike Leach laying another one your ass this weekend. Have fun pahtna !

Anonymous said...

11:00/1:47 if you loved Alabama so much why did you go to Southern Miss? And thanks for admitting that you did indeed get your Bama gear at Walmart. Pretty sure they don’t sell that at the campus bookstore in Hattiesburg

Anonymous said...

Lol - why would a bama diehard end up at Southern Miss. That was your opportunity to go to the place you loved so much. Could it be that Bama didn’t want you?

"To the top" said...

Southern Miss ?

WTF ??

There's no reason that lil'Hattiesburg "college" should ever be
mentioned in any conversation about the SEC.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't a Georgia dawg at the end. That was a Mississippi State dog.

Anonymous said...

11:00/1:47 must be Phyllis from Mulga lol. Paul Finebaum would be proud.

Anonymous said...

Let's go Bama.



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