Thursday, October 21, 2021

Carjacking Suspects Arrested

 JPD arrested four carjacking suspects with the help of Rankin County deputies. The names of two suspects are withheld because they are 17 years old. The quartet allegedly carjacked a Mercedes at gunpoint at Food Depot. The mugshots of the adult suspects are posted below.




27 comments:

Anonymous said...

While the lead-in says two are 17 years old and that the mugshots of the ADULTS are posted, both mugshots posted with the story are of 17 year old yoots.

Anonymous said...

Is Jaivion really 5'-1" and 120#? Better hope he doesn't slip through the bars.

Anonymous said...

Two fine, upstanding *youts*, for sure.

Anonymous said...

Didn’t know Jackson Prep could arrest folks?!

Anonymous said...

Are those twins?

Anonymous said...

That second one looks like he had a tussle in the weeds and they stuck in his hair. You gonna have that on them big jobs!

Anonymous said...

Pearl is lost!

Anonymous said...

Chapelridge, also known as "The Ponderosa, or 'Rosa" around Brandon.

Anonymous said...

Thugs are easy to identify by their stupid ugly hair styles, but otherwise they seem nice.

Anonymous said...

Gonna have to sanitize that car!

Anonymous said...

Momma said they were good little boys.

anonamouse said...

Talk about a bad hair day!

Anonymous said...

3:21 PM
Manlets: When will they learn?

Anonymous said...

What's this got to do with Jackson Prep?

Anonymous said...

3:15 - reading is essential. Try again.

The lead-in says that the two "ADULTS" mugshot's are shown. It also says that there were two 17-year olds.

So - while the leadin could have been written a little better, try this. There were four people arrested. Two of them were 17. The other two were adults. The second group, the adults, have their mugshots below.

Now then - got it?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know the affiliation noted on Mr Moore's throat?

Kingfish said...

To the comment I didn't approve. Answer is software.

Anonymous said...

Both born in 2004, both are 17. So are there two MORE 17 year olds?

Anonymous said...

Look at their birth dates. These two are now 18.

Anonymous said...


the mugshots and bios are of 17 year olds. there are no mugshots and bios of adults. it appears somebody screwed up and released/posted the mugshots/bios of the wrong people, based on the lead-in.

with that being said, if you are 17 years old and carjacking people using a gun, then you should be treated as an adult and enjoy those adult consequences. these are the irredeemable and deplorable.

Kingfish said...

It appears someone screwed up when the mugshots were entered into the system.

Anonymous said...

For the one's that failed math, both of these were 18 years old. Born in February and March of 2004.

Anonymous said...

@8:14 AM - it would appear that you failed math.

Anonymous said...

anyone that says these two are 18, should never be allowed anywhere near anything that uses math. born in 2004. this is 2021. they turned 17 in feb/mar of this year. they turn 18 in feb/mar of next year, in 2022. jesus, people. i live in rankin county and can figure this out.

Anonymous said...

@8:14 what? They can't be 18 until 2022 if they were born in 2004

Anonymous said...

It is common to see opposing views on this forum, but it’s stunning to see the various opinions regarding the calculated current ages of individuals born in February & March of 2004.
And kudos for the level of commitment shown to creative calculations.

Anonymous said...

8:21 - While you were busy correcting me, I decided to ask that you read the arrest reports and take note of the dates of birth of both yoot shown in the photos. Lemme gib you a hent: They both 17.


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