Monday, October 25, 2021

4 Knockdowns, No Knockouts

 Ahhhh.... what would an Ole Miss football game be without some entertainment in the stands?


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32 comments:

Anonymous said...

When loafters, sport coats and ties and khakis just aren't enough. . .lets fight.

Anonymous said...

Hold my Zima!

Anonymous said...

So what? Anybody wearing a tie and loafers to a football game wants to get their ass kicked. That's obvious. What's the big deal?

Anonymous said...

Another LSU fan focusing on anything other than the score....

Anonymous said...

Thugs being thugs.

Kingfish said...

game went way I said it would

Anonymous said...

You’re such the prognosticator, Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

Opposing fans in the student section just is not a good idea. In any stadium.

Anonymous said...

Looks like recess at First Presbyterian Day School.

"Fontleroy, hold my ascot!"

Anonymous said...

When Ole Piss throws mustard they throw Grey Poupon.

Anonymous said...

Hope those ties are clip on.

Anonymous said...

I saw young Arch Manning signing autographs on a local news outlet’s post. He’s a high school qb at a private school in New Orleans and Ole Miss fans are asking for autographs. Let that sink in for a few.

Anonymous said...

I guess this is what they call never losing a party.

Anonymous said...

Hotty Toddy yalll!

Anonymous said...

No one care about a fe college students getting into a tussle. In other news, rain is wet.

Anonymous said...

It is real hard for me to believe someone in LSU colors would start a fight in the middle of the Ole Miss student section! It also provides some insight as to why the Tennessee student body holds similar animosity for Ole Miss.

Anonymous said...

The young hooligans.

Anonymous said...

10:28 : You win this comment thread. That was priceless.

Anonymous said...

Are you ready?!

HOLD MY BEER!

Anonymous said...

obviously none of these boys would last ten minutes in a street fight.

Anonymous said...

@2:31, I think you mean "Hold my Costas"

Anonymous said...

Kingfish said...game went way I said it would


Pin a genius star on that man's collar!

Anonymous said...

Some LSU fans were in the Ole Miss student section and did not like being picked on. If you are a visitor in the home student section you need to take the ridicule or leave , not start a fight. The funny part was the LSU fan saying "HOLD MY COSTAS " to join the fight and promptly got knocked back.

Anonymous said...

10:28 - CEO of private school truth.

Anonymous said...

Look at those thugs, a bunch of white Tupac Shakurs. Ugh.

Anonymous said...

We know who these boys are...At OM, a KD won't date you unless you wear matching pink belt and socks to the games.

Anonymous said...

" At OM, a KD won't date you unless you wear matching pink belt and socks to the games."



8:15 has never dated an Ole Miss sorority girl.

If a guy is smart ... whatever the girl wants him to wear to the game, he will.

The Ole Miss male knows it will pay MASSIVE dividends at the end of said date.

(And that basic fact is not limited to the sisterhood of Kappa Delta)

Anonymous said...

Every single Ole Miss lad has a "Frat Swoop" haircut.

Priceless.

Anonymous said...

"Hold my Costa's " is the most SEC pre fight thing ever ...

Anonymous said...

This is what happens to UM college freshmen when parents allow their young Braxton's to receive participation trophies all through grade school.

Anonymous said...

I got nothing.

Daddy's T-Bird said...

'The Ole Miss male knows it will pay MASSIVE dividends at the end of said date.'

While all the LSU sorority gal wants at evening's end is a warm corn-dog, size small.



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