Sunday, April 4, 2021

Idiot of the Day

 There are certain lines you don't use on cops.  "Do you know who I am" comes to mind.  However, there are other no-no phrases as this idiot soon discovered....


23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like she got her money’s worth

Anonymous said...

Dr. Phil makes 90 million dollars a year on one basic principle, which is directed towards mostly women. DO YOU WANT TO BE RIGHT OR HAPPY.

Anonymous said...

Police have a hard job in this day and age.
This made me sick, watching this women behave so prissy to the police.

Anonymous said...

Happily retired, but worked 34 years in law enforcement. I thought the officer handled the situation very well. For me, the magic words were, “I know so and so, I’ll have your job”. You were guaranteed a free ride to jail. No one ever got my job, I don’t ever remember so much as a phone call asking for a favor.

Anonymous said...

Traffic Stop Karen...while she’s an entitled B. But, he didn’t make the matters any better. He escalated things with his condescending comments and tone. This is what not to do on both sides.

Anonymous said...

The only time I've been stopped in the last 30 years (yeah, I'm white and as I was as guilty as a puppy next a puddle of pee), I was speeding. When the Trooper came up, he asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I told him I figured it was because I was speeding. He half-chuckled, said yes, and asked me why I was in such a hurry. I said I was always in a hurry. Job, wife, kids, my parents, her parents, someone else's parents, someone else's kids, you name it, someone wants me to be somewhere else 10 minutes ago. Hell, I want to be somewhere else 20 minutes ago, like a bar. He laughed out loud, told me to slow it down at least a bit, and to have a nice day. I said thanks, he said you're welcome, and we parted. I appreciated him for giving me a break and I'd like to think he appreciated my simply being straightforward.

I have a job and responsibilities, hopefully you do to. Cops sure as shit have both. And every-damned-one of us makes mistakes. A little understanding among everyone, whether you're a cop, a doctor, a ditch digger, or whatever you do, it would make everyone's life a whole lot easier. So would admitting it when you are in the wrong and not being an asshole, even if you are in the right. Surveys show that 96.32% of grandmothers told you that already.

Anonymous said...

Misdemeanor, pay it. She acted like she was charged with a felony.

Anonymous said...

"...the ever-living shit..." Who says that? And what a revolting concept.

Anyway, I pity the poor zhlub who's married to her.

Anonymous said...

She acted like she was charged with a felony.

If she had put in a little more work she could have earned a felony! Pepper spraying the officer would have turned him into the arresting officer~ would be one way.

"oh you won't get out of it!"

Anonymous said...

She is quite lucky. She is lucky that she is who she is and the officer is who he is, a nice guy. It could have been very different if she was someone else, he might not have been so patient.

Was she exercising her "privilege?"

Anonymous said...

Cop with radar staked out a stretch of road without much luck catching speeders until a young male driving twice the speed limit passed him. Cop pulled him over, approached his window and said: "I've been waiting all day for you!". Young male driver responded: "Well, I got here as fast as I could". Cop laughed and told him that's the best one he'd heard in a while, and let the kid go without a ticket.

Anonymous said...

The only reason she was shaking is because she knew she was going to get a ticket. Scared to death my ass.

Anonymous said...

10:33 is a Karen too.

Anonymous said...

well shoot..i was thinking MW88 strikes again.

Anonymous said...

All of this!!!

The only time I've been stopped in the last 30 years (yeah, I'm white and as I was as guilty as a puppy next a puddle of pee), I was speeding. When the Trooper came up, he asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I told him I figured it was because I was speeding. He half-chuckled, said yes, and asked me why I was in such a hurry. I said I was always in a hurry. Job, wife, kids, my parents, her parents, someone else's parents, someone else's kids, you name it, someone wants me to be somewhere else 10 minutes ago. Hell, I want to be somewhere else 20 minutes ago, like a bar. He laughed out loud, told me to slow it down at least a bit, and to have a nice day. I said thanks, he said you're welcome, and we parted. I appreciated him for giving me a break and I'd like to think he appreciated my simply being straightforward.

I have a job and responsibilities, hopefully you do to. Cops sure as shit have both. And every-damned-one of us makes mistakes. A little understanding among everyone, whether you're a cop, a doctor, a ditch digger, or whatever you do, it would make everyone's life a whole lot easier. So would admitting it when you are in the wrong and not being an asshole, even if you are in the right. Surveys show that 96.32% of grandmothers told you that already.

Anonymous said...

Did he say something about her reading her emails while driving, right there at the end? If the PoPo in MS would enforce the cell phone law they could write two thousand tickets a day. The sheriff's in most counties want their cowboys to be able to run radar...they could have just as much fun writing cell phone tickets. Or black window film tickets.

Anonymous said...

When they use to come out with that "I pay your salary", I'd hit 'em back with well now you know you're getting your money's worth.

Also, I'd tell them that this ticket is like a Savings Bond......the longer you hold you hold it, the more it matures!!!!

Anonymous said...

She is obviously of the opinion that she can afford to be a smart-ass I teach my kids that we cannot afford such a luxury with anybody especially the police. This is a grand example of the entitlement attitude.

Anonymous said...

8:23 AM - Spot on. If they would enforce texting, window film, turn signals, and blocking the passing lane, they would make a small fortune -- and, provide significant additional safety benefits to the public. But, it's easier to sit in one place and point the radar.

Anonymous said...

8:23. Our esteemed Legislature only allows MHP to write “tint” violations and there is no violation for cell phone usage. It’s a civil violation to text and drive. Now how you gonna prove that someone was actually texting?

Anonymous said...

Respect law enforcement and you will get respect in return. Simple equation.

Anonymous said...

She's an example of a how a lot of Millennials were told and taught by their idiot parents that they would have a "voice" in every matter. They were never told to "follow directions without discussion" - so now they have panic attacks if you won't "listen" to their point of view. She will have further legal problems in her future. Bank on it.

Anonymous said...

" He escalated things with his condescending comments and tone." I must assume you've had a few blue copies handed to you, but please elaborate for those of us out here wanting to be educated about your listed points. I believe she earned what she got.

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