Friday, April 2, 2021

Flashback Friday: Hemp Lady

The Mayoral election is a boring affair in Jackson this year. Flash back to the 2013 race for this comedic gold: 






7 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you want a behind the scenes look at how corrupt Marxists Leftist Democrat controlled cities like Jackson can be, watch “White Boy” on Netflix.

Yea the documentary is about the injustice of a then 15-year old FBI informant in 1980s Detroit “White Boy Rick” being used by the feds, dumped back on to the streets while still a child, then a decades long incarceration; not really for the drug charge but to keep the Detroit POlice and Politicians from being exposed.

But the 3rd world the corruption exposed in Leftist Democrat cities has to be completely beyond imagination; especially for these privileged white social justice seekers having been raised in gated subdivisions, attending prep schools and so-called elite colleges that attend BLM rallies between their 30A beach trips and trips abroad.

Hard to imagine Obama allowing Netflix to air such brutal honestly; and how Hollywood couldn’t care less about who they hire (hint, hint).

Anonymous said...

I remember here "mayortorial" campaign. She said that hemp would protect us from radiation if we were attacked by a nuclear bomb!

Anonymous said...

The hilarious part is the guy who spoke after the hemp lady - he said Jackson could be a destination city. Ha ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

10:17 AM - Jackson has become a "destination city", but for all the wrong reasons.

Anonymous said...

@7:24
I have news for you. That “documentary” was made because the my want you to see it. You weren’t accidentally granted access to privileged information. You clearly have no clue how you are being conditioned.

Anonymous said...

I’ve got some bad news for you @3:06 you have no ideal you’ve been conditioned. @7:24 hit the nail on the head. Who do you think iare running communist groups like Antifa? These are nothing but rich white kids that have been conditioned by colleges across the country to despise America. A blind man can see this and the fact you don’t should scare you. Stop watching MSNBC and wake up dude!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey KF what caused the censorship of this one (took the few partial dirty words out in case they were the problem)?
Surely born to privileged rich white kids are not considered a protected class now are they?


Hey @3:06, 7:24 here – and literally LMAO at your bizarre assertion that I’m the one being “conditioned.” BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Be assured many of us need no documentary to know how corrupt Marxists Leftist Democrat controlled cities are - as we’ve seen it first hand - up close and personal - and got out of Jackson many years ago.

I’m really in complete shock that Netflix would allow a documentary like “White Boy” with so much truth in it.

Even more shocked than I was when CNN offered up
“American Dynasties: The Kennedys”
and admitted how corrupt those born to privileged white Leftists are - and how much of a wimp John F. Kennedy was – how he should have been court martialed but was turned into a hero instead when his white-collar thug daddy Joe got with Hollywood - and flipped the scrip – sound familiar? BWAHAHAHAHAHA

We know the skinny jeans commie wimps Antifa have no morals and are fine with being exposed to all of the Marxist Leftist Democrat corruption.

Just not sure ALL of the silver spoon rich privileged white kids - that have had all of their common sense educated out of them - that attend BLM rallies between beach trips and trips abroad - are ready for the brutal honesty contained in “White Boy” on Netflix.

Suscribe to latest on JJ.

Recent Comments

Search Jackson Jambalaya

Subscribe to JJ's Youtube channel

Archives

Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS
.