Thursday, February 4, 2021

Mayor Holds Crime Presser

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding a press conference on crime right now.  It is streamed below.


30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who carees? He's over a year too late. Just blathering appear he gives a shit. Elections are coming up and he hasnt hit the national Progressive stage. Rinse, wash, repeat.

Anonymous said...

He never stops talking.

Anonymous said...

Background voice is that idiot Fat Melvin.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO, WAPT reporting that the rocket launcher was recovered 20 YEARS AGO.

Anonymous said...

Did mayor YapsALot just criticize the catch and release program? I think he did.

Anonymous said...

Damn he is dumb.

Anonymous said...

Got my popcorn

Anonymous said...

This guy bloviates just to hear himself bloviate, to quote one of your other commenter. What a waste of air.

Anonymous said...

So how is the "chain of evidence" going after multiple people have handled those firearms? Asking for the defense bar.

Anonymous said...

I tried to watch his presser live, but had to turn him off after 5 minutes.

The only things that stood out was :

He made no sense as usual.
But he does have a very neat new trim on his facial hair.
And he replaced the phrase "holistic approach" with a similar but goofier "MSNBC style" buzz phrase.









Anonymous said...

Not watching. Can someone tell me who Mayor Blamealot is pinning this on now? The govt? MS governor? MS legislature? Suburbs?

Anonymous said...

Donna Ladd of the Jackson Free Press asked a great question, to the effect, "What will you do with any teenagers you catch violating the curfew?" Because of a DOJ Consent Decree, there's no place to hold violators because all juvenile detention centers are full already. Antar gave a rambling, yammering, blabbering comment about processing violators through youth court but didn't say what penalties these fine yutes face.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Lumumba truly is the poster boy for the term "empty suit". Good lord he is bogus.

Theca Jones of the Roguish Gent Podcast said...

3:14 PM

Fat Melvin, the one ya Mama loves.

Anonymous said...

i feel safer already after hearing him..

i guess i'll have to watch it again after my 'medicinal mary jane' high wears off.

Anonymous said...

What an over educated fool. What a clown. Big words, little thoughts. This is the dressed-up face of a cargo cult. Look it up if you don’t know. It’s key to understanding our current situation. And there’s no turning it around at this point.

Anonymous said...

@7:53
While I agree with your painfully accurate “cargo cult” description, it’s not his fault. Blame people like Bloomberg and Soros who enable these shenanigans. End the end they profit most from the bamboozle.

Anonymous said...

The sad little secret in all this curfew smokescreen our Mayor has proclaimed, is that unless a cop has probable cause, he/she WILL NOT stop, pursue or question any car regarding the curfew, even if the driver and passengers look 10 years old, without (in their words) "probable cause". (Looking 10 doesn't count) They must be suspected of something for a "reason" to stop them and question them regarding their whereabouts.

I wish just one reporter would ask the Mayor tomorrow, Sunday whenever, how many people were cited for curfew violations during his proclamations. If needed do a FOIA.

Earplugs said...

He and Russ Latino are running neck and neck for the bloviator award.

Anonymous said...

It is a known practice that JPD plays the buddy system and keeps the same idiots in charge. If you ask them any leadership questions, they’ll call another department for advice. They got accredited by lying and Lee was a part of that.

Anonymous said...

8:34 great point. Problem is most reading your post can’t decipher the message.

Nobody understands the laws of nature anymore.

Christianity used to keep us somewhat in check, but the Marxist Leftist Democrat professors “working” towards their fat cat retirements; the Mega churches with their high income preachers, etc., have brainwashed and fails us in the right verses wrong, action reaction category.

7:53 is right; he’s a fool, and a clown. Bt you’re right also; Baby Chok’s too f’ing “educated” to understand the laws of nature; and therefore nothing but a pawn in this real life game of kings.

And as long as they can keep us fighting each other, they will keep gettin richer and more powerful.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to the next 'presser'. Popcorn at the ready.

Anonymous said...

Nope Melvin. It wasn't KF leaving that comment, it was me. But you've ALWAYS been an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the curfew. Something is better than nothing. But, similar to gun laws, it will only be followed by the law abiding youths with attentive parents. A significant portion of the riff-raff, rely on the streets for entertainment, education, and moral (or lack thereof) compass.

Anonymous said...

"Elections are coming up and he hasn't hit the national Progressive stage. Rinse, wash, repeat." That is correct and he will go right back in.

Anonymous said...

Donna Ladd is on Twitter calling the curfew an election year stunt.

Anonymous said...

" Donna Ladd is on Twitter calling the curfew an election year stunt."

Now that is very interesting.

God forbid . . . seems all of these "united" progressives may not be as unified as they proclaim.
Same thing is going on in Washington DC.

Joe has been in office only for a few weeks, and the left is already imploding.

Anonymous said...

630 - no, the left is not exploding. Donna aint never liked lumumba. don't know who she is behind, or whatever position she takes today, in this race but she just hasn't been happy since Harvey Do-Nothing lost. the second time.

Anonymous said...

Where are the stats proving that the perps are juveniles and thus a curfew of juveniles will be effective?

What about those adult perps?

@8:34 AM is correct. Mayor Bloviator is just parroting what Bloomberg and Soros tell him to bloviate.

Anonymous said...

"The locusts ate West Jackson 25 years ago, and left it in rubble. They then turned to South Jackson 15 years ago, and ate it to the core, leaving nothing but criminal misery and destruction. The locusts are now concentrating on fertile and formerly innocent Northeast Jackson, fully realizing they can feast there with no reprisal as the city's leader lives there and is as mute as a wooden Indian regarding the carnage."



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