Sunday, February 21, 2021

Coach Prime Gets Good News & Bad News

JSU Head Football Coach Deion "Prime Time" Sanders led the Tigers to victory on the gridiron today but his debut was spoiled by yet another incident of crime.  

JSU beat Edward Waters College today, 53-0 at Veterans Memorial Stadium today on a lovely afternoon in a stadium that was covered in ice just 48 hours ago.  Unfortunately, someone stole Coach Prime's personal effects in the locker room during the game.  The university tried to say his belongings were misplaced but the Head Coach was adamant the incident was a theft.  Coach Prime was not too happy at what should have been a jubilant press conference.


 

Kingfish note: It's a shame this happened to Coach Sanders. The university should be embarrassed. One would expect security guards to be assigned to locker rooms during the games. Good luck even thinking about getting close to an SEC locker room. They are filled with iphones, airpods, wallets, watches, and valuables. This is basic security. It's not that hard.  Unless, of course, it was an inside job.  

47 comments:

Justice for Primetime said...

Oh god I’m so embarrassed for Jackson and Mississippi. This is sad.

Anonymous said...

Welcome. To Jackson (again), Coach Prime.

Anonymous said...

Jackson residents need to hear the truth from somebody like this. Might end up being a blessing having him here regardless of football record.

Chet McFettter said...

Prime time for crime time.

Anonymous said...

Go get em! I like that guy. Don’t mess it up JSU! Grow with it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he will run for mayor. He could probably win. He definitely could do s much better job.

Anonymous said...

Where’s JPD’s bazooka where it’s really needed. Way to go mayor! You’ll finally getting the national attention you so seek. Unfortunately, it’s not the kind you seek. #becarefulwhatyouaskfor #karma

Anonymous said...

First his boombox, now a change of clothes.

I wonder how long this era of JSU football history will last ?

Anonymous said...

We have no definite timeline on capturing the suspect.

Anonymous said...

Well, if this keeps on this will give him an excuse to get the hell outta Dodge. It’s comin folks....he ain’t stayin’ where the crime be playin’

Anonymous said...

Somebody tell me the over under on Sanders staying in Jack Town.

Anonymous said...

This is why Jackson can’t have anything nice.

Anonymous said...

And this is on ESPN;s main page:
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30942400/deion-sanders-says-personal-items-were-stolen-office-jackson-state-coaching-debut-later-recovered

Anonymous said...

Jackson:

Throw rocks, bricks, and bottles at cops
Steal stuff from Deion (twice)
Hire Marshand Crisler to consult
Has no water
Schools are failing
Kenneth Stokes says “this ain’t boo boo Missippi”
Blocking I-55 with vehicles to do burnouts is considered fun
The sheriffs of Madison and Rankin counties are called “dumb bastards” by Jackson leadership
Enoch Sanders is the smartest person in a city council meeting
MetroCenter mall run by a con artist
Convention center loses money hand over fist
Can’t drive down highway 80 without seeing a streetwalker
Need heavy armor and air support to get to the zoo, only to find it closed
Streets are worse than Mogadishu
Domino’s won’t deliver to north Jackson after dark
Minority consultants and contractors fleece the city
It took an epic blizzard just to slow the homicides for a few days
No movie theater in entire city
Strip clubs outnumber WalMarts and Sams
Raw sewage running down the street is normal
Somebody named BigMama is running for office






Anonymous said...

Welcome to the jungle Coach Prime! Word of advice: get a “body man” to handle all of your personal effects. Sorta like the guy who follows Nick Sabon down the sidelines.

Anonymous said...

Better to steal your stuff than get shot!

JSU said...

This has nothing to do with Jackson or the state. This is clearly a JSU issue.

Anonymous said...

Attention Hound! Claims his boom box was stolen then it magically reappears. Now his assistant says his cell phone and billfold were stolen and, although some refute that story, the goods are magically returned. What next? Jock strap? Cleats?

What the hell, however...Never heard of a football game the last week of February. Go Tigers!

Madison county said...

Attn 7:47 For Deion to fun for mayor, he would have to move from rural Madison county To Jacktown, and I don’t see him doing this especially after being robbed in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

His stuff was found in his locker. This is literally a nonstory. Kingfish, maybe an update is in order.

Anonymous said...

Alcorn fans getting jealous and “Brave”!

Anonymous said...

A couple years ago, I forget who was president at the time, JSU notified IHL that it only had a couple weeks’ worth of operating capital on hand. To the surprise of no one, there was no explanation why. I see things haven’t changed since.

Anonymous said...

Lay off of Mr. Sanders!
And lay off with the sarcasm!

Mr. Sanders is doing exactly what super rich people should be doing…
Going in to these leftist Democrat controlled inner cities and giving some of the incredible blessings they’ve received back…
Being a leader for the youngsters born into these leftist Democrat hell hole war zones…
Instead of trying to figure out how to get another yacht like most of these born with incredible ability super rich privileged athletes do…
While show boating and mouthing off about inequality.

Mr. Sanders, if you end up reading this…
You face a challenge like nothing you have ever faced before…
Because when you start making progress…
Leftist Democrats will come down on you so hard it will be like no hit you ever received in the NFL.

I am sincerely praying for you!
The poor inner city kids need your leadership!

Anonymous said...

All these comments. Is anyone surprised? Just another day in the hood.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Deion and we are praying for you. Please don’t leave as you are an inspiration to young people who desperately need it. Prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. Mississippi must step up like when Judge Tracie Hunter and others in other states have said enough is enough. Our Judges are required to follow the law and must to so. In order to have a more perfect union criminals must be prosecuted! Catch and release along with criminal reform must also come hand in hand with common sense. Murders are to great in our state. We love you Deion.JSU step up and support your coach!

Anonymous said...

While he cannot run for Mayor without moving to Jackson, nothing can stop Deion for a run for Governor of MS! Perhaps he Troy Aikman and other men of courage who worked for everything they have have another great purpose in life! God speed and prayers for MS and the USA,

Anonymous said...

@ 7:25pm on 1-21:
U can leave out the “Mississippi” part of ur comments.
“Jackson” is a world of its on.

Anonymous said...

It never was "his locker." His wallet, car keys, watches, credit cards, etc. were in a gym bag in his office. His assistant caught a woman stealing them and got them back.

But JSU is doing a PR cover-up "nothing to see here folks, move along." They don't want a police report nor prosecution.

More rewarding bad behavior.

Anonymous said...

7:53 well someone was apparently caught red handed but he didn’t file a police report or press charges, so....

I think this was all a big misunderstanding.

Anonymous said...

I’m more concerned about all of the missing bottled water in Madison Proper.

Anonymous said...

Deion talks the talk of the "hood" but I wonder if he's really ever experienced it. He's been a very privileged young man for a long time.

Anonymous said...

It’s going to take people like Primetime to come here and comment on the culture of the hood in Jackson. Those people ain’t listening to whitey or black elites. they may listen to an NFL legend.

or just steal his stuff. he’s out of here by may when he gets another offer..

Anonymous said...

This is miscommunication at it's worst. Mr. Sanders is obviously handling security for his personal property too loosely and JSU is not communicating to him the reality of his environment. I have followed JSU sports and the SWAC for over 40 years and this stuff almost never happens. At least no more than at other NCAA programs. There is security available. Help Coach Prime to avail himself of it.

Anonymous said...

Ps Memorial Stadium-is not on JSU property. Bottom line if it doesn’t belong to you keep your hands off. A report should be filed & HCSD should prosecute end of story!

Anonymous said...

This incident - although deemed a Jackson State matter - is symbolic of Jackson in general. It represents the low-life, riff-raff that inhabits much of the city. No one is immune.

Anonymous said...

12:25 am, 6:05 a.m., 11:03 a.m.: Fighting the "perception of crime."

Jackson has a criminal problem, as in there are too many of them and their behavior has been normalized by leaders who are only concerned with their own images and their ideology of New Afrika Republic. Dion Sanders is uniquely positioned to call it out like it is. Thank you, Mr. Sanders.

Anonymous said...

@9:58 That was a fun read. I think my favorite is "Domino’s won’t deliver to north Jackson after dark." I live in NE Jackson and ordered Domino's one night a few months ago. It took them over an hour to deliver. I guess I was lucky they showed up at all. They offered to give me a free pizza next time I order. Hard pass.

Anonymous said...

An update on the fact that everything was found in his locker waters down the Democrat-city-is-bad narrative that causes the mouths of your readers to salivate.

So of course it would be too much to expect of you to provide said update — even if it’s the academically honest thing to do.

Kingfish said...

Why don't you read the whole post?

I wrote the school said it was misplaced but he disputed the school. More complete than what some other media outlets reported.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Kingfish for asking readers to read your article first. Deion Sanders has no reason to lie and is a DECENT, HARD WORKING BUSINESSMAN of GREAT INTEGRITY! He doesn’t need this BS and has no reason to lie.

Anonymous said...

" I have followed JSU sports and the SWAC for over 40 years and this stuff almost never happens. At least no more than at other NCAA programs. "

Valid point.

Hugh Freeze couldn't even keep a few Wal Mart Tracphones safe.
And we all know the result of that security breach.

Anonymous said...

I look for him to pull his kids and leave after one season. Why would you continue to work for a university that calls you a liar?? JSU has lost its mind!

I'm glad he's sticking to the truth. Whether it was retrieved in the act or not, it was STILL STOLEN by some low-life thug.

Anonymous said...

@1:24
Please name (1) Democrat led city that is growing. Give us one Democrat leftist city that isn’t a violent urban hellscape currently being depopulated by its law abiding residents?
From NYC to LA, they are all fleeing to places with 2A rights, Republican governors and mayors, now that they can telecommute.

Anonymous said...

Why would someone leave their cell phone and wallet in office??

Anonymous said...

oh i don't know... maybe because it was their office dummy!

Anonymous said...

I hate thieves.

Anonymous said...

4:31
Where did Deion "I love this city [Jackson] buy?



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