Friday, February 26, 2021

Jackson Water Recovery Update

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. Fish, if you will permit me. This is a re-post from another thread.
Thank you.


the Mayor can't wait to get to Congress. I suppose his ultimate goal would be a U.S. Senate seat. The Mayor, after all, is an policy man, and not much interested in operational details. The water supply in Jackson is what we get from someone who wants to make Jackson the "most radical city in the US," and wants to "free the land" whatever-the-hell that means. I am reminded of one quote and one paraphrase:

Paraphrase of Leona Helmsley: Executive operational details are for the little people.

And Alex from Clockwork Orange: "I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the omni ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends.

Anonymous said...

The Alta Woods area is still without water at day eleven approaching! We need to clean out city hall out from the mayor down. Ms Lee has been trying to help people from her ward. The rest need to go. We need Bob Miller back at head of public works. The mayor said he was on sick leave and was retiring, but that was not the truth. The mayor and city engineer wanted him gone, so he’s gone. Now we’re are stuck in a hell hole, but at least we have Mill street partly paved - with a bike trail attached. I understand that was the city engineer’s idea. How many people are going to ride their bike on Mill Street??? It’s time for the state to move in and give the water system to DEQ and National Guard. I’ve lived in Jackson nearly 43 years - but not much longer. Rankin county, here we come!!!!

drip, drip, drip said...

These farkin' water (non) updates are getting really boring and tiresome. Please move on to something that's at minimum, interesting.

Anonymous said...

The list above shows 50 leaks, but Dr. Mayor's Puppet said 30 leaks in Friday's presser. 30 to 50 is a perceived uptick in leaks, or maybe a rounding error, or maybe Mayor Lying Bloviator told him to say 30 to satisfy the sheeple who can't read.

For you people who insist on voting for a progressive marxist, how is that "boo boo smell" today?

Anonymous said...

Fixing these dozens of perceived uptick in leaks, one patch at a time, is like playing wack-a-mole. Mayor Bloviator is still staying at the Madison Hilton.

Anonymous said...

I distinctly remember the DOCTOR who heads Jackson’s water department over 2 weeks ago saying the water would be repaired by the next Monday or Wednesday. I guess the Tuesday between Monday and Wednesday was a city holiday? Well!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@1:01. Come to Madison or Gluckstadt. We have utility service up here. We never lost power or water during the storm.

Anonymous said...

Water updates, murder updates, the dunce of a mayor foaming at the mouth updates, but I really miss the Chinese virus updates, that I can tell you.

Anonymous said...

I miss the Cristos and The Fondren updates, and, well, the Belhaven scores too.

Anonymous said...

South Jackson is getting the shaft like always.

Anonymous said...

8:00 - is Hizzonner the Mayor staying at the Hilton because there is no water at his NE Jackson gated residence, or is it because the gate code has been changed and he is no longer a welcome guest in that abode?

Can't imagine that he would be trying to keep a change of circumstances quiet for a few months, as he did with the departure of the Public Works Director that was actually trying to accomplish something - with the claim that he was "on medical leave" until after a scheduled meeting with EPA folks.

Anonymous said...

Smell like boo-boo in here.

Anonymous said...

So the mayor is at the Madison Hilton? So he’s getting some Bear Creek water then.



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