Thursday, April 23, 2020

Bass Pro Beatdown

Nice to see the hicks in Livingston Parish haven't changed one bit over the years.... or generations.


Anonymous said...

The big ol' blond hefer broke it up.

Anonymous said...

Usually the screaming cows just make things worse.

Anonymous said...


Not a mask in site neither!

Madison Rulz said...

That's what I feel like doing when I arrive at Kroger for click and pull pick up and half the spots are filled with people who have gone inside.

Anonymous said...

Savages and redneck thugs

Anonymous said...

no masks, no social distancing, had to have been a essential shopping excursion.
assume shirtless started it but just guessing.
introduction of the club made in it in my view excessive and deadly force stuff.

Anonymous said...

Not buying it. None shot, stabbed, curb stomped, bleeding, paralyzed, no limbs missing. Did not see one rebel flag in the video. Maybe happened at BPS in Denham Springs, but these are out of parish amateurs, not Livingston professionals.

Anonymous said...

I bet they drank Lysol for breakfast.

Anonymous said...

Just taking out some lock down frustration. I expect more of the same. Nice of them to part ways and call it a tie before it got serious.

Anonymous said...

this is something that happens in rankin county all the time among the meth and heroin junkies. and our junkies make livingston parish look like malibu california.

Anonymous said...

to 8:16.....with you lysol comment, i guess that makes you mr cutting edge, hip- hop , what's happening, up to the minute, on current events. i saw that presser with trump and nowhere did he ever say anything about injesting lysol. watch it for yourself. the president says one thing and the chicken manure media and left wing remanufacture it into something else for the benefit of their pathetic political agenda.
this is a classic example. being petty is all the media and the left know. enjoy yourselves while you can ,cause trump gonna kick your asses in november

Anonymous said...

Looks like a DHS staff meeting ran by Brett Dibiase.

It happens in Jackson said...

Nice to know in some areas you can disagree without being shot.

Anonymous said...

that was pretty awesome. I hope that was a stun gun the skinny white guy was pointing in his contesters face and not a real gun. Of course either way he broke the rules of fair combat

Anonymous said...

Did the white dude with no shirt pull a gun on the black dude? I think he did. Happy to see no one shot, but I must admire the black dude for just brushing the white dude's arm aside. Also good to see he split pretty quickly after the white dude pulled out a gun.

America - whatt'aya gunna do wit us?

Anonymous said...

Around 199, I saw am almost identical situation outside of St. Francisville.

To be an old cultured river town along the mighty Missi'sip . . . they have as many trashy rednecks as Natchez.

Anonymous said...

This is fake shit. Every Bass Pro customer is armed.

Anonymous said...

For those with the "no masks," "no social distancing," comments, this video has been floating around for a few weeks.

Anonymous said...

"Every Bass Pro customer is armed."

Well, at least you didn't say " the tooth."

Anonymous said...

This could happen at any Walmart also. 20+ years ago, I went to a Walmart with a guy that I thought I knew fairly well. Walmart had just started staying open 24 hrs, so everything was fairly new, as far as policy. Sporting Goods did not have an associate after 10 pm. He had gotten a couple of boxes of rifle cartridges from out of the case before 10pm. The associate told him he could pay for them with the rest of his items at the front registers. Well, by the time he gathered some other items, and reached the front, it was 10:30. All the front cashier had heard was they couldn't sell ammunition after 10 pm. All this meant was that if you came in after 10 pm, they weren't going to have staff to open the case every few minutes to get ammo out. I understood, because the sporting goods associate had explained it. But that person had left. So they called a male manager. He too was aggravated that he had to walk from the back office to the front registers. So he took the same stance. No Sale after 10 pm, even if you had it in your hand. This upset my companion greatly, and words were exchanged, and my companion told the manager it he would step outside, he would beat his A$$. I told my companion that we really needed to go. The Manager followed us to the front door. My companion was still very upset, and dared him to come out further. Finally, he asked the Manager what his name was. He replied "John Wayne". And as I discovered a couple of months later, his name really was John Wayne. The video in this story, reminds me of what could have happened if John Wayne had walked further out. These people were probably upset because one of the others had bought the last box of ammo at Bass Pro.

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