Tuesday, July 22, 2025

The Ballad of Rudy: Then & Now

 It's a long way from partying with Hef in 2009: 


to winding up like this: 






41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eagles had a song called “life in the fast lane”

Anonymous said...

Yeah and he’s lived more since 2009 than you will in 5 lifetimes. But hey, you can feel smug with your blog, your little dog and your expensive shoes. Obsessing about Rudy, Carlos, Chokwe, and other greater men than you.

Anonymous said...

Wow.

Anonymous said...

Met the guy only once. Nice but as sleazy as he looks. Just oozed grease. America does enjoy a riches to rags story like this tho.

Anonymous said...

How the mighty have fallen.

Anonymous said...

It was either a trip to Paris or partying with Hef's playgirls. Choose wisely. The CMU is very generous.

Anonymous said...

Hey...we've been wondering where you've been since your boy Todd Mardis is in the slammer! Looks like you need another mentor.

Anonymous said...

Back in those days it was probably Madison County paying the bills. He already needed the untucked shirt look from living high on the hog.

Anonymous said...

Is Melvin still on Lumumba’s payroll, or did he drop in pro bono?

Anonymous said...

Need to audit Madison County Supervisors prior to CMU. He was first enriched by Madison County!

Anonymous said...

Madison Co taxpayers and CMU customers funded this lifestyle.
Now the taxpayers are funding a starkly different lifestyle

Anonymous said...

He'll be moved to the MCDC and become a Trustee.

Anonymous said...

I see KF's stalker has deposited on the lawn again.

Anonymous said...

mocking someone, when all of us could be that someone, seems .... cheap.

Anonymous said...

Based on his training with Hef,
he'll likely run the sheriff's nearby cat house..

Anonymous said...

Schadenfreude is not for bleeding hearts, sob sisters, softies, do-gooders, or lefties.

Anonymous said...

Some of us aren't crooks that steal our tax dollars. Someone has to be legal and pay for all this shit.

Anonymous said...

9:03 what you don’t understand is really simple.

Anonymous said...

When you embrace a certain lifestyle, the fall begins long before 2025.

Anonymous said...

If by "obsessing" you mean drawing attention to criminals I guess you have a point...

Anonymous said...

I don't know about the Kingfish's dog or shoes but he ain't gonna spend his time in prison.

Anonymous said...

Gelled Hair, those kind of shirts(stached & untucked) and those jeans with the fleur de lis on the pockets and thick yarn stitching...they tell a tale. Every single person I have ever met that wears clothes like that is a major D-Bag, shyster, swindler, hustler, etc. You can spot them from a mile away. Stay far away.

Anonymous said...

I mean he was on the cover of Reunion Living Magazine in 2014! If that isn't a poster child for a neighborhood that is pretentious enough to have their own published magazine, I don't know what is.

Anonymous said...

Those aren't bikinis, and the tuxedo shirt "bottoms" appear to be one size too small.

Anonymous said...

I bet he's thinking in that second picture "Hope, I get lucky tonight".

Anonymous said...

People tell you who they are if you listen and observe them. This guy looked like a used car salesman selling you the "gold package" for that Chrysler Le Baron.

Anonymous said...

9:39 am. You think the Feds are going to allow Rudolph to serve his time at MCDC? Thanks for letting us know you are clueless.

Anonymous said...

9:49 said, "mocking someone, when all of us could be that someone, seems .... cheap."

Actually most of us have honest work, are faithful to our wives, and don't party with whores.

Anonymous said...

For clarification, that first picture with Hef includes Rudy's wife. I should have told her mom and dad years ago about him! That would have been 2005±. But I guess she enjoyed the lifestyle while it lasted!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA at 9:03!!

Anonymous said...

Once I posted that picture and another one of him and the wife dressed as thugs with three other well known couples, all dressed as thugs. He wrote to threaten me and said they were at Halloween parties and such.

I have other photos that I'll introduce if I find myself on the witness stand.

Anonymous said...

Just a garden variety douche bag. Mississippi is full of them.

Anonymous said...

@9:03: All candidates for episodes of American Greed

Anonymous said...

His family must be so proud

Anonymous said...

9:03 & 9:49 It is all about the choice we all have to make at the fork in the road. 9:49 is correct and yet we all know but by the Grace of God, we chose NOT to Bow to Satan. But chose a spirit filled life. All about the choices; just look at Bryan Kohberger with a good loving family.

Anonymous said...

"Just a garden variety douche bag."

with short-term money, I'll add. It blows my mind how people will bet everything on a chance to be a big-shot for a little while.

I'm honestly wondering if American society has a major collective gambling problem. I see it in the financial markets, housing markets, crypto, politics, and individual lowlifes like Rudy. ESPN has a gambling app, for cryin' out loud.

Everybody thinks our main problem is drugs. I'm wondering if it's actually gambling. I mean, people bet their lives on fentanyl, and all the overdoses don't seem to affect the demand.

Anonymous said...

Rudy is a con man. He lived large. Now he starts a new chapter moving books around in some federal pen. He may wind up like Andy Dufrene but more likely Brooks.

Anonymous said...

"Other" greater men....

Anonymous said...

Well maybe those memories will serve him well in prison. You seem to be as miserable as Rudy will be. Someone has a crush...

Anonymous said...

Time to move on!

Anonymous said...

Wrong. These girls got meat on they bones.


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