Monday, November 6, 2023

Byram Presents "Fugitive Friday"

Update: Natasha Young paid her fines. 

Welcome to a new tradition in Byram: Fugitive Friday.  That's right.  The Byram police department posts mug shots of its most wanted suspects every Friday.  Check out the latest one below.  


Anonymous said...

All making a positive contribution to society-

Anonymous said...

Hard to believe Joseph couldn't afford a DL and insurance-
I mean- he goes to a hair stylist.

Anonymous said...

"No DL, No Insurance, & Seatbelt Violaon" Now that's worthy of an all hands on deck man hunt. Are these capital crimes in Byram?

Anonymous said...

Life must be pretty good in Byram when the Most Wanted Public Enemies No. 1 is on the police radar for failure to appear, DUI, no proof of insurance, and such like crimes. The Most Wanted list for Jacktown where they keep it for reals would read like a murderer’s row.

Anonymous said...

Joseph is rocking that front mullet

Anonymous said...


All of that plus that haircut is clearly criminal.

Anonymous said...

You may not like it but, Byram has a police force that will drop you to the ground in a heartbeat. Don’t mess with them. They don’t see race as a factor just right or wrong. I have to hand it to Mayor Richard White for his success in creating a PD that does its job. You may not beleive it but it is a very safe place due to reluctance to accept B S .

Anonymous said...

Contrary to popular belief, there are some nice cities in Hinds County. Byram and Clinton come to mind. In both cities, crime is relatively low. Law enforcement shows up when you call and timely make arrest. The judges show up and do a decent job in Court. The mayors really try to make their cities nice.

Anonymous said...

@6:13pm - Yeah, but you’re still in Hinds County. Subject to the Hinds County Circuit Judges. No thanks.

Anonymous said...

"'No DL, No Insurance, & Seatbelt Violation' Now that's worthy of an all hands on deck man hunt."

Keep saying that, until you get hit by someone with no driver's license and no insurance. If you're really lucky, they'll sue you, assuming you actually have insurance.

Anonymous said...

I got hit by a drunk Illegal driving a 2020 Tundra with no license or insurance and my own insurance didn’t cover all my medical bills. He has disappeared. The report says his name was Jesus Jorge Jimenez. Good luck finding that bastard.

Anonymous said...


I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you understand that I was responding to 2:05, who seems to think that driving with no DL and no insurance is no big deal.

Personally, I believe that such people are more likely to ignore traffic laws and the Rules of the Road laws, and are therefore more likely to cause accidents.


Anonymous said...

Driving with no insurance, they are everywhere. Until Mississippi catches up with the rest of the USA and makes insurance mandatory and has a legit system of checks and balances like other states, we will continue to have the highest auto insurance rates in the country. Until they start suspending licenses and revoking tags when your insurance lapses or you just don't have it, our uninsured motorists' rates will continue to he outrageous. Also, this is another reason why you need to have high uninsured motorist limits on your policy and on every vehicle you have. There are a lot of agents that tout "if you have it on one vehicle it covers all of them", and that is true to an extent, but when you have a large uninsured motorist claim and need to stack all of them together to have coverage, and only have it on one vehicle, tough luck. It's a more common problem than people realize.

Carry on, that is my rant for the day.

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Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

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