Thursday, November 3, 2022

Thieves Hit Vehicle of Coach Prime's Son

Apparently no vehicle is safe in Jackson, not even one belonging to JSU "royalty."  Thieves broke into Shilo Sanders' vehicle that was parked right outside the JSU football practice facility yesterday evening.  Young Sanders discussed it with his father and showed the damage in the video posted below.   


29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Lumumbaville.

That'sMisterDeplorableToYou said...

"Apparently no vehicle is safe in Jackson"

No, not a one. No person either. If you gotta drive through there, don't stop for anything. Gas up if need be well outside the city limits. Make sure you have a good spare tire before entering.

Anonymous said...

This is why Jackson can’t have nice things.

Anonymous said...

“Lumumbaville”. Love it!

Anonymous said...

@6:30
NE Jackson resident here… I live in the city and my kids go to private school at Jackson prep along with many many other NE Jackson students
Stop with the overkill on the comment you made. I spend as much time in Madison flowood seeing patients as I do Jackson. Like I said your comment is an bit much
I do hope coach prime will get on mayor dumb dumb for this

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime had his “bling” stolen during his first game at memorial stadium, he had his truck broken into on one of his early visits to JSU, and now his son’s car is ransacked. Just how long do you think he is going to stay in this lawless environment?

Anonymous said...

where was JSU Security???

Anonymous said...

Yawn, same old shit, different vehicle.

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime has got to step up and run for mayor! Mayor Prime will shut down the crime!

Anonymous said...

No one is exempted from being victimized by Lumumbaville thugs. NO ONE.

Anonymous said...

I have lived in Jackson for most of the last 72 years and have never been the victim of any crime. It is wrong to characterize all of Jackson as dangerous or lawless. That simply is not true.

Move along said...

Why is this even news? It happens daily under the watch of Jokeway. Is he special because his father is a coach?

Anonymous said...

hello Auburn!

Anonymous said...

With what others will be willing to pay him, and
With not having drinking water, and
With the crime, and
With the whole continued deterioration of Jackson,

There is NO WAY that Prime stays at JSU. Period. Regretfully.

Anonymous said...

"Most Radical City in America"
No water
No sewer
No garbage pick-up
High crime rate

Promises made promises kept!

Anonymous said...

"where was JSU Security???"

Have you been to the JSU campus? It's an oasis in the middle of an impoverished desert. Half the time, there are no attendants at the entry gates. They need watch towers and razor wire on the outer perimeter.

Anonymous said...

"where was JSU Security???" Playing the women around campus.

“Lumumbaville”. I agree that sounds good. Need to get that posted on 55, 220, 20, 49 etc.

Anonymous said...

Lil Choke will be purged at polls if his crime drives away JSU's big chance at glory.

Anonymous said...

I heard a car was broken into in Madison last night, too. Connected?

Anonymous said...

Hopefully this ends up on a nationally aired documentary of Prime's time here. Will give the mayor another chance to blame state republican leadership.

Great PR Jackson!

Anonymous said...

Time for the man with the hat to step up and solve all of Jackson's crime. He did it for the fair and he can do it for Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Why can't Jackson have good coaches and water, streets, safety, garbage pickup and stores and restrarants?

ABC Headlines
Deion Sanders addresses interest from Auburn

Anonymous said...

It happens. It happens more often in the "hood." JSU is located in the "hood". Deion and his son knew that when they came to Jackson or found out very quickly. If he was looking for a rich safe haven he never would have stopped here in the first place. Yes he will leave for greener pastures. So will Lane Kiffen and so will a bunch of other coaches. So what?

Anonymous said...

My car was broken into at Barnes and Mabel in renaissance 2 weeks ago. Didn’t make news. Stole 2 bags and a ipad

Anonymous said...

Good. Unleash the Prime!

Anonymous said...

This may help him make a decision regarding the Auburn coaching job.

Anonymous said...

No matter how bad you think the neighborhood around Jackson State is, unless you've seen it for yourself you've probably underestimated. It's that bad.

Anonymous said...

12:08 If that happened, it didn't make the news because you didn't report it.

Anonymous said...

Yes, well, I've heard all of this before in Richmond and Raleigh and Atlanta and even in Washington D.C. There's a reason the property values are sky high in those places.
The Capitol of Michigan is NOT Detroit, it's Lansing. Y'all keep comparing apples and oranges and don't even know how to tell the difference or why it matters not just in a State but in all of human history...Capitols don't change for lots of reasons even after being bombed.
And, you probably have no clue why Michigan has economically suffered for abandoning Detroit and why cities in other States avoided those effects by supporting their predominantly minority cities and even helping minority leaders in their State be successful at governing and helping keep business in those cities by subsidizing the renovation of existing land and buildings rather than let landlords abandon them.

People who can't see past their own noses trip and fall.





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