Friday, November 4, 2022

JPD Seeks Help from Ole Miss

 The Jackson Police Department is participating in a study at the Center of Evidence-Based Policing & Reform at Ole Miss.  The video posted below even includes an introduction by none other than Morgan Freeman.  Yes, The Voice even got involved in the project. The short video shows where JPD is going.  Check it out.


Anonymous said...

Impressive. How long does it take to change the culture of a city?

Anonymous said...

Were they talking about the same Jackson, the one located in Mississippi?
The one that has lost most of their police force? The one with as many police officers breaking the law as they have defending the law? The same police force that does not believe in chasing thugs when they are breaking the law? The same on that tells the citizens to throw rocks, bottles, and bricks at other law enforcements? The same Jackson that has been the murder capital of the U.S.?

Someone made a big mistake.

Anonymous said...

How can you have evidence based policing when you get sued for discrimination when saturating the high crime areas with police officers in an effort to reduce crime?

Anonymous said...

The outcome doesn't matter, look at the funding heading for Ole Miss. JPD will be very useful. Hotty Toddy.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Right. Sure. Got it.

Anonymous said...

Morgan Freeman speaks Brit Colonial?

Anonymous said...

You didn’t see Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves?
He spoke the exact same English as Robin of Locksley himself!

Anonymous said...

So…. Why not JSU?

Anonymous said...

The key word to focus on is “Reform.” JPD is a perfect subject for the kinds of “reform” that Ole Miss prefers. Expect crime control to suffer further in the name of social justice initiatives.

Anonymous said...

If Freeman can teach British Colonial accent to JPD, they might pull alongside one's vintage Bentley and ask: "I say good man, have you a jah of Gray Poupon on board?"

Anonymous said...

]This will be a total waste of time and money. Total.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, what a loada bullshit. If someone had the ability to wave a magic wand and make the Jackson Po-leese Department the best, most progressive and innovative department in the world, nothing would change. Until you get judges who will send criminals to prison, a DA that will prosecute these same criminals and a public that will support all of the above you’re just putting lipstick on a pig.

Anonymous said...

The good “Dr.” Jennings at Ole Miss is a criminal justice/behavioral researcher. His “evidenced based policing” reforms are the product of criminological studies (social science they call it even though it’s not true science) that can be designed, conducted, manipulated and interpreted to support whatever “systemic” bias the researcher is aiming for. This is classic Lumumba stuff designed to ferret out all the systemic biases inherent in policing. Money well spent for the social reform-minded who are more than happy to buy this crap.

Anonymous said...

Or they could just have the mayor’s sister come up with another bullshit initiative. Remember Coco with the Popo?

Anonymous said...

Idiots actually take this nonsense seriously.

Anonymous said...

How much is Chowke's cut?

Anonymous said...

Don't miss the point. The Ole Miss criminology people need an extreme case like Jackson to justify the big money grant they get for this "research". It's the higher education version of the "good ole boy system". Go Ole Miss.

Anonymous said...

Lipstick on a pig.

Anonymous said...

This cannot fail to miss. There’s an actor on board, you see.

Anonymous said...

Word salad!! Why don’t they simply ENFORCE THE EXISTING LAWS???!!!

Anonymous said...

All that's missing is a 'solutions circle'. LMAO

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

"Lipstick on a Pig"?

Why to you jerkoffs always insist on insulting pigs when you compare them to Jackson.

Signed: Pig Lover (Bacon, pork chops, ribs, boston butt, Ham, sausage, pulled, smoked, roasted, you get the idea)

Pork Wellington with Prosciutto and Spinach Mushroom Stuffing


1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1 small onion, chopped (1 cup)
12 ounces mixed mushrooms, such as oyster, shiitake, and cremini, chopped (5 cups)
1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
10 ounces frozen chopped spinach, thawed, drained, and squeezed dry
2 tablespoons apple-cider vinegar
2/3 cup heavy cream
2 pork tenderloins (each about 1 pound)
1 sheet frozen all-butter puff pastry, such as Dufour, thawed
Unbleached all-purpose flour, for dusting
4 ounces thinly sliced prosciutto
1 large egg
3 tablespoons Dijon mustard


Heat oil in a large skillet over medium-high. Add onion, mushrooms, and thyme; season with salt. Cook, stirring occasionally, until mushrooms are browned, 10 to 12 minutes. Add spinach; cook 2 minutes more. Add vinegar and 1/3 cup cream. Cook, scraping browned bits from bottom of skillet, 1 minute. Let cool completely.

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Cut a slit down length of each tenderloin, deep enough to reach center, and season with salt. Pack mushroom mixture evenly into slits, then reshape tenderloins into logs with your hands, enclosing filling as much as possible.

Unfold pastry on a lightly floured work surface. Roll out to an approximately 13-inch square; cut in half. Starting at one short end of each piece, score diagonal lines, 1 inch apart, with a sharp knife or pizza wheel (do not cut all the way through). Score in other direction, creating a crosshatch pattern. Transfer both doughs to a parchment-lined rimmed baking sheet, scored-sides down (if they become too soft, chill briefly). Divide prosciutto evenly between doughs, overlapping to fit and leaving 1-inch borders of dough. Center a tenderloin on top of each dough, stuffed-sides down. Whisk egg with 1 teaspoon water; brush borders with egg wash. Lift long sides of each dough up and over pork, stretching slightly as necessary until edges meet; pinch edges to seal. Fold short sides up over pork and flip so seams face down. Brush all over with egg wash; cut a few 1-inch vents in tops. Refrigerate 30 minutes.

Bake until pastry is puffed and golden brown and a thermometer inserted into centers of pork registers 140 degrees, 20 to 25 minutes. Transfer Wellingtons to a wire rack; let cool 15 minutes. Meanwhile, stir together mustard, remaining 1/3 cup cream, and 2 tablespoons water; season with salt and pepper.

Slice Wellingtons into 2-inch rounds and serve with mustard sauce.

Anonymous said...

"Evidence-based" is nothing but more lexicon from the leftist progressives to shout down anyone who disagrees with their interpretations of reality.

Anonymous said...

9:44 am
Way to admit you have no evidence!
And, if you don't provide your police department with adequate forensic tools and training for even medical examiners who might could establish a cause of death without having every far fetched defense alternative succeed!
So you are surprised that JPD's evidence doesn't persuade judges or juries these days?
You probably don't even accept that you are also electing judges that barely got out of law school in all your courts and let defense lawyers get by with nonsense.
Only the really stupidly deranged( as opposed to smart/educated deranged ),dumber than rocks, drug/alcohol addicted criminals or too poor to hire competent legal defenders are going to Parchman these days.

I'm grateful every day we aren't cursed with the professional criminals you find in big cities...ours tend to run for office.

Anonymous said...

But it's the science, right?

Oh, if you can't question the science, it's not science but rather propaganda.

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