Sunday, November 20, 2022


It appears the Aggies have had enough. 

So who does SEC Shorts skewer tomorrow? Texas A&M or....... Tennessee?


Anonymous said...

Jimbo says they’ll be packed next week. Now if they can just bring $1,000 apiece they can get rid of his sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

Not surprising.

KF, as for SEC Shorts, I think they should skewer the broadcast crew for last night's Arkansas-Ole Miss broadcast. I'm not an alum of either school, but it was embarrassing. Was there a reason why they were on the sidelines and not in the booth?

Anonymous said...

I’m with 2:24.

Anonymous said...

@November 20, 2022 at 2:24 PM Take a chill pill, Karen. They were just changing it up and trying to have some fun. You could have always put it on mute and listened to the radio broadcast.

Anonymous said...

Completely agree 2:24- apparently they are all wantab comedians and want all the attention!!
Was going to mute but then all I see is them in the stands, eatn grass and bothering the players

Anonymous said...

@ 2:24 - No doubt for the same reason they hire skirts to pretend to understand the game while holding microphones and grinning ear to ear. Somehow both are supposed to be interesting to and engaging for the viewers.

But surely you're not blaming that ass whuppin' on the broadcast crew. We could all have turned off the volume and the score would have been the same.

Anonymous said...

2:24 for the win, 4:02 for the loss!

Anonymous said...

"to change it up"? I didn't tune in to watch a commentators clown show. I thought it was one of the silliest broadcasts I had ever seen.

Anonymous said...

If ole miss had won the on field commentary would have been the coolest thing in the world

Dont give a s**t about the new proball subleague said...

I listened to the radio broadcast - the homies from OM - who readily admitted that the second touchdown that was called back was due to a clear penalty (unlike all the reports I read today about the refs).

They did not disagree with the call on the first "touchdown" called back due to a flag, but they absolutely agreed with the second call.

I did not listen to the SEC TV reporters - blame them for all you want - but the :very biased radio folks' from the OM network did not disagree with all the calls that I see folks bitching about today.

Yes - there is no doubt that MS and OM get screwed when they play those folks at the top of the SEC rankings (ok, lets call it as it is, Alabama and Georgia - State'e opponent this year but OM didn't have the pleasure) - but at Fayetville, cant blame then 36-3 halftime scpre on the stripped shirts. Or on the broadcasters on the sidelines, which seems to be the backup excuse by many.

Anonymous said...

The courtin' of Kiffin by ???? was the talk in the locker room, and a major distraction - which started even before the 'Bama game.

Anonymous said...

That broadcast was odd. The announcers were sitting on the bench with players and in the way of the team. That's not cool and a distraction.

On the game, that reminded me of the game before the Egg Bowl the year Dan Mullen had checked out. I think Lane is gone. Has he signed his $10mil contract or is that a Jimmy Sexton move to extract more money from Auburn?

Anonymous said...

I wondered if I was the only one who saw the MS-AR broadcast as bizarre. Evidently not.

I sat there and kept thinking "WTH are these guys doing? Are they unaware a ball game is going on in that stadium?"

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