Sunday, August 22, 2021

Equal Time: How mRNA Vaccines Work

 Dr. Stacey Klutts penned the following explanation on how mRNA vaccines work on his public Facebook page.  Dr. Klutts is the Chief of Pathology and Laboratory Service for the Central Iowa VA Healthcare System.  He is also a Clinical Associate Professor of Pathology and Clinical Microbiology at the University of Iowa.

mRNA Vaccines. There has been so much confusion. I'm going to do my best to explain how they work along with some relevant information about their development. It won't be easy and might be a bit long, but 'challenge accepted'.
To start, we must level set with some basic biology.
 
1. mRNA is a very abundant, normal biological molecule. To tell its story, let's start with one of your typical human cells, maybe a muscle cell in your arm. In that cell, your DNA is safely packed inside the nucleus, protected from all of the biological hullabaloo happening in the surrounding cytoplasm. That DNA is the blueprint for the thousands of different proteins that the muscle cell needs to make in order to survive and function. While safe and protected, that DNA code is useless if it can't get from that nuclear safehouse to the protein manufacturing machinery in the cytoplasm. It's almost like you need a messenger molecule to transfer the code to the cytoplasm while keeping the DNA safe. Like a messenger RNA. Yep, you guessed it, that's mRNA. 
 
2. You are making thousands of mRNA molecules right now. The fate of each one is simple. It is made in the nucleus when the cell needs that particular protein to be produced. The mRNA then moves to the cytoplasm where it is 'read' by the protein production complex. Then, like a note in a 1960's spy movie, gets rapidly destroyed after it is read. POOF. It's very temporary. It doesn't go back into the nucleus and interact with your safely stowed DNA or really do anything other than transfer that message, drop its mic and exit stage right.
 
3. OK, we will come back to mRNA in a sec. Let's first talk about traditional vaccines. If you want to train your immune system to recognize a pathogen and protect you from an infection, you need to introduce it to key proteins from that 'bug' without actually being infected. The immune system is really good at recognizing non-human proteins as something 'bad' and generating an IgG antibody response to that protein. The way we've classically introduced these pathogen proteins is to either inject killed pathogen (older approach) OR inject pathogen specific proteins that we make in the lab along with ingredients that stimulate your immune system (modern approach). This modern approach generally works quite well, but development is rather slow. Making those proteins in the lab is a whole science in and of itself. We don't make proteins nearly as efficiently as those cells we described above. Indeed, it can take years to develop a viable vaccine protein production methodology for any specific pathogen. 
 
4. So, we aren't as good at making proteins as cells that are naturally designed to do so? Hum. OK. Then why not let the cells do that work for us? I wonder if we gave a few of our cells some mRNA containing the correct code for a very key viral protein if they might be so kind as to make that for us? Oh, and since it's already right there, maybe that viral protein produced by those few cells will just go ahead and stimulate the immune system, producing viral specific IgG antibodies against that protein, much like a traditional vaccine. If that worked, it would be so much cleaner of a process, as making those mRNA molecules in the lab is really fast, accurate and easy. 
 
5. I'll be damned, it works.
 
6. The mRNA vaccines contain only the specific mRNA message encoding the CoV-2 spike protein, some lipids (fats) to protect it and help get it into those muscle cells in your arm plus a bit of salt & sugar for stability. That's it. No immune stimulants or other ingredients required. Ask anyone who got the shots. The shot itself doesn't hurt, as there is nothing irritating in the mix. Arm might be a bit sore later after those spike proteins are made and you get a local immune reaction to them, but the shot itself is essentially painless.
 
7. The mRNA in the vaccine will NOT alter your DNA. This isn't gene therapy, not even close. The mRNA is all degraded in a matter of a few days (or less) and the spike protein produced, like protein from a traditional vaccine, is also quickly degraded. There is no residual anything to create any long term side effects. As such, like any vaccine, any significant side effects are going to be observed in the first few weeks after administration. We have given hundreds of millions of doses over about a year (since trials began). We've seen what we are going to see. Like any drug applied over a large group, there are some rare significant side effects. That's to be expected. You knew this, though, because you've heard examples during those Cialis commercials. The significant mRNA vaccine side effects are few and, again, very uncommon. In the realm of pharmaceuticals, these are among the safest drugs on the market.
 
8. I've heard from many that they are skeptical because of how fast these vaccines made it to market. Let's talk about that. First, mRNA vaccine research has been going on for 20+ years. It's new to you, but it's not actually new. Second, we didn't skip any steps in the evaluation process. We just did them all in parallel. Huh? Let me explain. There are 3 phases of FDA trials for any drug. One to ensure it works, one to show it is safe, and a third to show these things in a larger group of participants. These trials are stupid expensive to perform. Normally, it would be a foolish financial move on the part of a drug company to do Phase 2 trials before it was clear that Phase 1 was successful or Phase 3 before Phase 2 was complete. With the mRNA vaccines, because we needed them so desperately, all 3 phases were done at the same time. There was a similar amount of data produced as typical, just in a compressed time frame. The data was scrutinized heavily, by more scientists than maybe any drug ever. There were no effective shortcuts, here, just a ton of hard work by an army of coordinated physicians and scientists. 
 
9. Because I apparently must have 9 points in these impossibly long Facebook posts, I will leave you with this. You will be hearing a LOT more about mRNA vaccines, and not just for infectious diseases. There is promise for them as cancer therapeutics, in autoimmune diseases, allergy and more. If there is any silver lining from this whole mess, it may very well lie in the promise that this science offers us for alleviating other human diseases.
 

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

In before EXPERIMENTAL GENE THERAPY

Anonymous said...

Great write up. The horse paste eaters won’t read it though.

Anonymous said...

KF—why do you continue to believe the majority of your BLOG readers are educated? You can count on one hand how many of them can comprehend and/or any comprehensive reading skills whatsoever.

Translation: Stop playing.

Anonymous said...

Something was pointed out to me today and this post is a perfect place to share it. In a discussion involving a couple of doctors and a half-dozen non-doctors, one of the non-doctors asked a very reasonable and important question that I haven't seen answered in volumes of shit here or anywhere else, at least directly: "Why do you care about what these idiots do...why not let them eat horse pills and suffer the consequences?"

It's complicated, but mostly, most doctors care about, well, you. No, it may not appear that you are the most important patient of all time when you show up whining (pre-COVID) about a mild cold, a sprain from stunt-jumping out of moving vehicle to impress gals and fellow drunks, or express wonder as to why your chest or gut hurts after 30 years of fried food, desserts, cigarettes, and beer, but all patients are important. It takes a lot of training and even with it, doctors aren't as aloof as it seems. Death, especially early or preventable death, hurts like hell. Losing a patient might be an ego thing for some, even many, but it pales to the sadness of loss. Doctors and nurses are crying and sad because they hurt for their patients. So, why is it so important to help educate and inform? Why do so many doctors, nurses, and other healthcare professionals keep beating their heads against the brick wall of COVID stupidity? Because you - all of you - matter. Even the stupid motherfuckers.

Look, we know we cannot educate the diehard idiots, but the majority of people who are just confused and just don't know the facts can still be helped. For those who claim it is all some plot to do...something, that is not even remotely close, remotely possible, or plausible. The "facts" part of it is really no different than a plumber telling you the reason your toilet is backed up is because someone (i.e., your 2 year old) flushed a handtowel down it...and producing the evidence: your one missing monogramed handtowe, on the end of his drain snake. Sure you can call him a liar but it's your towel in your drain line so accusing him of some vast conspiracy just to rip you off sounds...foolish.

Anonymous said...

But how do they get the microchips into your brain?

Anonymous said...

I believe all the stuff written on the internet, unless it was written by a doctor or scientist. That makes it bunk.

Anonymous said...

Has the writer seen the impact of the people that have had read ions to the vaccines? Some of them are very serious. If he had not tried to blow them off, I might have believed him.

Anonymous said...

Nice words but it doesn’t address the spike protein leaks and the fact that mRNA vaccines can pass the blood-brain barrier and also the documented cardiovascular damage as well as reproductive damage. It’s basically “I graduated last in my class in med school, trust me, its 100% safe”

Anonymous said...

Yet he doesn’t address the antibody dependent enhancement we are seeing in real time in Israel, Gibraltar, Greece, Malta

Anonymous said...

In a few years this doctor will pen another article (ghost written by a pharmaceutical company) telling people that it is a good thing we have all of these new immunity boosting drugs to supplement the damage to our immune systems that the mRNA vaxx caused. She will include a paragraph about how “no one could’ve foreseen the damage” and how it was a “global emergency” and that the vaxx as well as these new immunity drugs are a “miracle of science” and the bearded man-bun crowd will never have a moment of self reflection. They will feel confident that following the mainstream was the smart thing to do.

Anonymous said...

I’m sure that doctor would say not to take worm medicine for horses also. What does he know.

Anonymous said...

"This isn't the time for facts. What matters is emotion! The Chicomms engineered this virus to steal the election! This whole thing is just a big LARP dry run to control the people. Resist or become sheeple!"

Kingfish said...

She? Tells me you didn’t even read it dummy

Anonymous said...

Off of SALK INSTITUTE web site, April 30, 2021 Headlines "The novel coronavirus spike protein plays additional key role in illness". "Salk researches and collaborators show how the protein damages cells, confirming COVID-19 as a vascular disease." "The paper, published on April 30, 2021, in Circulation Research, also shows conclusively that COVID-19 is a vascular disease, demonstrating exactly how the SARS-CoV-2 virus damages and attacks the vascular system on a cellular level. The finds help explain COVID-19's wide variety of seemingly unconnected complications, and could open the door for new research into more effective therapies."
EXACT QUOTE OFF OF THEIR WEB SITE.

Anonymous said...

7:16, exact maybe, but also very selective.

Anonymous said...

What are the long-term side effects of the COVID-19 vaccines?
Because COVID-19 vaccines clinical trials only started in the summer of 2020, it’s not yet clear if these vaccines will have long-term side effects. However, vaccines rarely cause long-term side effects.

If you're concerned, in the U.S., safety data on COVID-19 vaccines will be reported to a national program called the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System. This data is available to the public. The CDC has also created v-safe, a smartphone-based tool that allows users to report COVID-19 vaccine side effects.

Can COVID-19 vaccines affect the heart?Can COVID-19 vaccines affect the heart?
In the U.S., there has been an increase in reported cases of myocarditis and pericarditis after mRNA COVID-19 vaccination, particularly in male adolescents and young adults age 16 and older. Myocarditis is the inflammation of the heart muscle, while pericarditis is the inflammation of the lining outside the heart. These reports are rare. The CDC is investigating to see if there is any relationship to COVID-19 vaccination.

Of the cases reported, the problem happened more often after the second dose of the COVID-19 vaccine and typically within several days after COVID-19 vaccination. Most of the people who received care felt better after receiving medicine and resting. Symptoms to watch for include:

Chest pain
Shortness of breath
Feelings of having a fast-beating, fluttering or pounding heart
If you or your child has any of these symptoms within a week of getting a COVID-19 vaccine, seek medical care.

Mayo Clinic

VAERS - 13k deaths, 54k hospitalizations, 17k permanently disabled, 4,800 myocarditis/pericarditis

Anonymous said...

Well, you can discount anything Stacey Klutts wrote in this article, because saying mRNA vaccine technology is not gene therapy is either intentionally political or willfully ignorant


Development of COVID-19 vaccines utilizing gene therapy technology
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33772572/


Anonymous said...

Anyone quoting VAERS numbers other than a trained medical researcher with access to the underlying medical records of the reporting persons gets immediately flagged as a purveyor of disinformation. I can file a report saying my cousin died two weeks after the vaccination when her car veered off the road and hit a tree. Raw VAERS numbers are meaningless. Only following up with the reporters if a pattern is noticed will turn up actual evidence, and you are not privy to that information.

Anonymous said...

Ah, I see the VAERS ignorants have arrived.

Anonymous said...

People’s opinion of the vaccine depends on the sources they trust. For the educated population who trust doctors, getting the vaccine is an easy choice. For people who trust former crackheads turned pillow salesmen, the vaccine may be too scary to even consider. This issue really illuminates the flaws in our public schools and disregard for mental health in our country.

Kingfish said...

Not approving comments celebrating or hoping covid or the vaccine kills or targets only one group.

Anonymous said...

Mayo Clinic = VAERS ignorant or not a trained medical researcher

Clown World

Anonymous said...

@6:14, yeah, Dr. Klutts may well have graduated last in his medical school class, but that's because he was also pursuing a PhD. Google his credentials and then criticize the guy. He's not a public health doctor, hard to call him a political hack. He's a researcher. In a word a scientist.

I fell short short of congratulating KF for what may have been the best thing I have ever seen on JJ. So I'll say it now: congratulations for the best thing I have ever seen on JJ. Easy to read, easy to understand, makes sense to me.

Most importantly, I do not have a dog in the hunt, do not care if you get vaxed, wear a mask, smoke, use a seat belt. I wish I cared more about folks with zero concern for their neighbors. But I don't.

Anonymous said...

FDA just approved the Pfizer vaccine. Moderna will follow soon.

I hope you rubes like unemployment or working for yourselves, because you soon won’t be employable (if you even were before).

Anonymous said...

@8:35
td;dr
“We the sheeple are smarter than you”

Anonymous said...

@4:24 Watch Dr. Charles Morgan, MD, Yale, CIA, DARPA speaking to a class at West Point on June 13, 2018 on using this remotely and electronically controlled mind and behavioral control technology in the context of war and weaponry. Bioelectronics. No "microchip" needed. When Klaus wrote about "fusing our physical, digital and biological identities" to "read and influence thoughts and behaviors", I assumed he was being futuristic and a little out-there. He wasnt. Hope you learn something. Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

“If you don’t trust doctors and science to keep you from getting sick, why the hell are you clogging up hospitals trusting them to cure you?”

Anonymous said...

I see that the Pfizer vac is now, suddenly, FDA approved. Was supposed to be this in about 3-4 months. Guess Joltin Joe needed some help with his standings.

Anonymous said...

"But how do they get the microchips into your brain?" Nanobots, that's how.

Anonymous said...

I do believe that this country will mandate/require every citizen to be vaccinated. This will open the flood gates to allow the Feds to require ANY medical treatment or vaccine they want us to undergo. Be careful of that which you wish for. Tyranny will run rampant.

Anonymous said...

Good article KF, but clearly it hasn't been dumbed down enough for some.

Myocarditis and pericarditis are very treatable, especially the later. The pain will clue you in to go seek help. Debilitating damage can be avoided if treated competently and quickly. Ordinary viruses and bacteria can do the same. And, your risk from the Delta variant are higher than the risk from the vaccine.

Just as hives, or a sudden rash or difficulty breathing will clue you in allergic reactions to any medication. And allergic reactions are also very treatable in those with enough sense to recognize they should seek medical help.

I'm amazed that so many of you don't understand there are risks every day of your life and you have to judge those against benefits of your actions.

People taking a walk can get run over but the benefits of walking out weigh the risks. You are at risk on a highway but you weigh that against the benefits of the purpose of your journey.

Whoever told some of you that life was fair and risk free and to expect perfect solutions was a nut case.

What a smart and successful people do is weigh risks and probabilities of failure against the same for success.

Smart people ( and that means with common sense) understand that you try to reduce or mitigate risks and the effects of problems with the best available means as quickly as possible. And, you find the best and most unbiased and trustworthy sources of information.

Some days it's hard to imagine some of those commenting would put a bucket under a roof leak until the roof could be repaired.

It's troubling that we have doctors so willing to continue to recommend and use and prescribe medications off script for this NEW virus and yet criticize a researched vaccine and ignore preventive measures treatments being recommended and used by those doctors with actually experience with the virus.

I know they know the difference in anecdotal reporting and clincal reporting. The first is useless other than as a possible variable to test.



Anonymous said...

The irony of some nut referencing a guy who specializes in combating MISINFORMATION uses by our enemies to come here to try and spread anti vax paranoid conspiracy theory misinformation crap is beyond rich. The nuts who think they have a chip in their head don't NEED one to be crazy. It's a classic sign of mental illness.

The crazies always want to say, "See!!!! It's MK Ultra!!! The CIA drugged me or planted a chip in my mind!!! I'm not crazy!!!! All of YOU!!!!! are the crazy ones!!!!! Bwahahhahahahaha!!! " Takes horse dewormer, runs from cloth mask, hangs with Covid crazies. Dies of Covid.

Morgan works with the military to deal with Chinese and Russian brainwashing attempts. Misinformation by definition. He's NOT on your side, Cletus. He's ROFL at you for being their greatest success.

But, anyway, the NUTS are on the West Point page with the Gates conspiracy theories, etc.

Here is Dr. Morgan's response:

"I would really encourage people to actually listen to my lecture, then read the studies to which I refer – they are all published by the scientists doing the work. I've seen misinformation on social media feed about what I presented and I find the snap judgments and conspiratorial thinking both amazing and discouraging.

The purpose of this presentation was to illuminate how and why it is important to pay attention to the medical developments because other States can use findings for different purposes. The very methods by which we may significantly improve people's health, can be used for non health related purposes. I think citizens who are informed are better equipped to make choices about what they want their government to do.

Appeals to conspiracies may be fun, emotionally reassuring, or simply be entertaining for some.

To me they are a waste of time.

Conspiracies do not make for a safer world – in fact they make it more dangerous because they don't result in any productive action and they leave us blind to what other adversaries may be doing."

So thanks, cray crays, for confirming Dr. Morgan's worries about fools like you.

Anonymous said...

To second 10:32, myocarditis is happening WITH Covid. To dumb it down, NO, you don't want both of them.

The numbers: At most 450 infections, out of 1,000,000. Deaths, 0.

Death from Covid: 1 or 2 out of 100. 650,000 to date.

That's ZERO versus .02., or ZERO versus 650,000.

I'll take zero deaths over 650,000 anyday.

This isn't hard.

Anonymous said...

In regards to the FDA approval of the Pfizer vaccine:

I'm so glad that we have approval of the vaccine! I'm so glad we don't have to resort to licking cow salt or whatever that stuff was anymore!

Anonymous said...

What percentage of these doctors pushing the MRNA vaccines also pushed pain pills and started the opioid epidemic?

Anonymous said...

Great news! So glad to hear the Pfizer vaccine now has full approval. Now all of the vaccine holdouts that were anxiously waiting for full FDA approval can line up and get the jab. Maybe they won't have to resort to horse wormer after all.

Anonymous said...

My parents forced me to get the jab last week and every single night since then I have dreamt that I was a male Emperor penguin like in the film March of the Penguins which is very strange because I have not seen that move or thought about it in 10 years. It is so random.

Every night is the same dream. I emerge from the water with dozens of others and make the arduous march deep in the interior of the Antarctic continent. After the long mating process, I am left to tend to the new egg until my female mate returns. I can feel the bitter cold and hunger as if it were real.

Krusatyr said...

Perspective

If over one year's time, you live in Jackson, MS and mess around in
West Jackson and/or in the M-Club, you have a 1 in 1,000 chance +/- of being killed.
(154 projected murders in 2021 divided by 154,000 population).
It's even more likely that you will be at least shot.

The only vaccine against this death curse is to avoid West Jackson and the M-Club.

If your doc recommends a vax for you, your chances of dying or getting a permanent side effect from Pfizer or Moderna vax is so infinitesimal as to be zero.

Anonymous said...

@11:03am - What percentage of who the f*** cares about your false equivalency comparison between highly addictive narcotics and an essentially harmless vaccine? Let me guess, you saw that on Facebook and thought it sounded smart.

Anonymous said...

@10:35
Do you honestly know the difference between a “conspiracy” and a “conspiracy theory?”

A conspiracy is an act that is often a crime. And when exposed, people are often prosecuted for conspiracy.

“Conspiracy Theory” is a meaningless weasel term created by alphabet agencies to label Americans who refused to accept the official narrative in the Warren Commission Report.

Anonymous said...

Since we all want honesty, I welcome any hospital or doctor to answer this question: What is the expected and actual "breakthrough" rate for each vaccine in those who are vaccinated, and what is the expected and actual "recurrent" rate of those who are unvaccinated.

Bonus Question: How many recurrent cases are currently hospitalized in Mississippi? We all know how many "unvaccinated" are hospitalized so what about those with a recurrent case?

Be honest!

Fix the Pipes and Fill the Potholes said...


Dr. Gregory Poland, Mayo Clinic, discusses the continuing COVID-19 Pandemic: Current issues and a glimpse into the future.

Current issues and a glimpse into the future

Anonymous said...

Things are looking up. Now that the Pfizer has received full approval and Moderna is likely in the very near future, the fears employers had about mandating an unapproved vaccine are gone. Add to that Biden's order to withhold Medicare and Medicaid funds from long term care facilities that don't have a vaccine mandate and maybe we'll start to see some protection for the vulnerable people in our society who are high risk for breakthrough cases.

There is no excuse for any medical professional or public servant to not be vaccinated.

Anonymous said...

"My parents forced me to get the jab last week and every single night since then I have dreamt that I was a male Emperor penguin like in the film March of the Penguins which is very strange because I have not seen that move or thought about it in 10 years. It is so random.

Every night is the same dream. I emerge from the water with dozens of others and make the arduous march deep in the interior of the Antarctic continent. After the long mating process, I am left to tend to the new egg until my female mate returns. I can feel the bitter cold and hunger as if it were real."

Yeah, that particular side-effect was just Bill Gates' gift to one of his kids who loves that movie. Just trying to help them get over their parents' divorce. Sure, he's a super-criminal-villian who controls the everything in the entire world, but he's also a newly-single father...whose wife kicked his ass to the curb because he couldn't even control "lil' Bill." Ok, so he doesn't control EVERYTHING...

Anonymous said...

We know Dr. Klutts' qualifications. Would the rest of you posting your scientific and medical insights and conclusions please post yours as well? Many thanks!

Anonymous said...

Thankfully the bunch that is managing this thing is managing the Afghan withdrawal, the border crises, and the national debt

Anonymous said...

Record setting day.

First we have a paranoid posting about how a misinformation expert is ACTUALLY explaining the USG is developing mind control chips (a la "Bill Gates" bwhahahahaha) and THEN he's back explaining that the CIA (ah Ha!!!!) created a conspiracy to USE "conspiracy theory" to discredit conspiracy theories.

A conspiracy of conspiracies on top of conspiracies..... Ah HA!!!!! They don't know how mah powerfull mind has UNRAVELED their Dastardly Plot!!!! Bwahahahaha.


ThE TrUtH iS oUt ThErE!!!!! Run!!!!!!

Buy ALCOA.

Krusatyr said...

@ 7:48 am
Few without a medical degree are qualified to assess whether a vax is appropriate for any given individual.

So ask your Doc, don't pretend that reading fifty or two hundred and fifty paragraphs of speculation and opinion qualifies as adequate research to reach a vax decision.

I'd rather be an informed patient of a qualified personal doctor who knows my medical history than a gonzo petri dish freak OD-ing on fake medicine or a hermit avoiding reasonable treatment.

Anonymous said...

@2:06, You DO realize government asking private industry to do what they legally can’t is THE literal definition of fascism you railed about for 4 years, right?

Anonymous said...

@5:40??? You don’t believe vaccines should be injected into random people at a bar or outside a football stadium by volunteer staff that doesn’t know a patients medical history, allergies or list of current medications?

Anonymous said...

To some, it seems, an expert's detailed explanation is just another opportunity to prove that they are really smarter than the expert, by winning an online, rhetorical argument.

It kind of reminds me of Logan Paul calling out Mike Tyson to prove he's a legit fighter.

Anonymous said...

CLEVELAND CLINIC
Jun 09, 2021 • In a public submission to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, J. Patrick Whelan M.D. Ph.D., expressed similar concern that COVID vaccines aimed at creating immunity against the SARS-CoV-2 spike protein could have the potential to cause microvascular injury to the brain, heart, liver and kidneys in a way that does not currently appear to be assessed in safety trials of these potential drugs.Based on several studies,

Copied and pasted from their web page.

Anonymous said...

JOHN HOPKINS UNIVERSITY
May 07, 2021 • A Johns Hopkins University ... Chinese Virus mRNA shots are programmed to turn a person’s body into a spike protein “factory,” and Dr. Hoffe says that over time these mass-produced spike proteins cause progressive blood clotting. No fewer than 60 percent of people who take an mRNA injection will suffer from these blood clots

Copied and pasted from their web page

Krusatyr said...

@ 7:25
Exactly right. Even after a doc recommends the vax for a patient, how many subsequent "side effects" are actually due to spoiled vax and/or mistakes by a non-medical-professional giving the shot in an unsanitary setting?

Anonymous said...

8:13pm

You do realize that appeals to authority is antithesis to science, right? Real science stands up despite scrutiny and demands scrutiny to verify itself

Anonymous said...

@8:46am - Of course they don’t understand that, or much of anything really. Except how to log in to Facebook and be easily manipulated by misinformation.

Anonymous said...

It's just not as exciting to watch the move after you've read the book. See SPARS 2025-2028. (Saint Paul Acute Respiratory Syndrome, so-named by the Johns Hopkins Center For Health Security "think tank" when it was still acceptable C to name a virus after the area where it originated). We're in the chapter now where its about to get really exciting!

Anonymous said...

8:46/9:22 - The mere fact that an authority on a topic has spoken on that topic does not automatically render it suspect as a logical fallacy. I do not have a Facebook account, nor have I ever had one.

-8:13 p.m.

Anonymous said...

I never trusted OPWS for one scientific reason. You cannot create a vaccine in 2 years without seeing long term stuff. Never forget the polio vax problem in the 50's. You simply can't trust the timing and shouldn't. Hate me and call me names all you want. I keep my distance and wear my mask. Not good enough ? Oh well. mRNA article from SALK is eye opening. Read it.

Anonymous said...

@1:30pm - Hmmm, polio vaccine in the 50s with grandpa’s technology or a vaccine developed in 2020 with Information Age technology. Shut up boomer.

Anonymous said...

Dude the polio vaccine completely wiped out a devastating and much-feared disease.



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In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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