Friday, March 5, 2021

Football Friday

JJ posted a short video of Hartfield Academy's seventh-grade quarterback Jaxon Jenkins performing some drills.  The post was meant in good fun but of course, some clowns took it waaaaaaaaay too seriously.  Posted below young Jenkins in action on the gridiron.  His peers may catch up one day but hey, it's better to be the one giving the punishment than the one getting it. Enjoy. 

 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

KF, you KNOW you're going to give some folks a heart attack with this!!! But seriously, good for him! Prayers for success and an injury free career, and most of all that he has fun and enjoys this time of his life.

Anonymous said...

no real comment on arm yet but seriuos legs

Anonymous said...

Appears to be a pretty good running back as well. 7th grader with time ahead of him. Good going kid, see you in the future.

Anonymous said...

If more than 50% of your opponents are named Colton or Brayden, your stats come with an asterisk.

Sorry MAIS parents, but you know it's true.

Anonymous said...

Clearly - Got some speed, advanced confidence, and some good coaching behind him.

Anonymous said...

OK I bit and watched the entire thing, I am impressed.

No comment on arm? You watch some of the long passes, 6 minute mark? 7th graders do not throw like that, deep passes on a dime. Kid looks pretty talented.
Go to 4:50 and this play says it all. I have never seen a kid throw a pass and wind up being the lead blocker. Crazy.

The best was the Prep kid diving at the 20 when he is 15 yards in front. You gotta love youth sports.


Kang, lets get an update after 8th grade

Anonymous said...

Somebody give me a schoolin' on these formations?

Anonymous said...

Looks talented for his age, but the really scary thing is that his opponents have a defensive coach that probably teaches drivers ed as well.

Anonymous said...

He hasn't committed to LSU yet? What's he waiting for?

Anonymous said...

I’ll take Arch.

Anonymous said...

No competition on that field.

Anonymous said...

7th grader? Is Mel Kiper's 2029 Mock Draft posted anywhere yet?

Anonymous said...

He's darn good, but he's also making the most of some good blocking. Just goes to show that everyone has to do their part.

Anonymous said...

Jaxon..!!! There’s a Coach Saban on the phone for you. Ed, Lane, Jimbo and Mike have left messages as well.

Anonymous said...

I'm a ref. I've seen scores players in HS and college that were very impressive, many of this group made it to the NFL.

The most impressive HS player I saw was easily the #1 recruit out of MS that year. He washed out of the SEC, transferred to the SWAC and was never a starter. No matter how much talent a kid possesses, he must work hard every day, he must be coachable, he must keep his head screwed on straight.

This QB is an impressive 7th grader. How far he goes is largely dependent not by his arm or legs but by his head. Hopefully he will apply his head as well as his body.

Anonymous said...

Kid needs to be a tailback!

Anonymous said...

The young man is very impressive. His speed and skills are much better than his team mates and opponents. It’s not unusual at this age for a kid to have reached maturity much quicker than his peers The gap narrows as the competitions matures. If he continues to grow and develop his skills both physically and mentally he has the potential to play at a higher level. Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn’t

Anonymous said...

I remember when Ryan Buchanan was being hyped by Rick Cleveland and the other HS sports bootlickers at the C-L as the next slam dunk, walk-on-water great QB. Buchanan wasn't close to being the best QB in Mississippi and never faced a truly serious defense playing the privates. But sure as hell he was anointed the Dandy of Dandys that year. What an absolute joke and a total FLOP.

Anonymous said...

Are you going to feature other young players in this area who also have potential to be outstanding and play at next level like this young man? Surely there are more.



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