Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Entering the Gates of Mordor

 Check out this drone footage of a volcano eruption in Iceland. 


 

The video was shot yesterday. The Fagradalsfjall volcano last erupted 800 years ago. Scientists also set up a live-stream video of the volcano. 

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quick! someone send Greta to record how much CO2 this baby is expelling! I guarantee it is 10x more than all the cars in the US and Europe!

Anonymous said...

Damnit, how are the progressive cucks supposed to keep the global warming redistribution scheme afloat while volcanoes uncontrollably generate the mechanisms of global cooling like this???

Anonymous said...

LOTR was filmed in New Zealand, not Iceland KF.

Anonymous said...

@9:27am /yawn

Justice for Hobbits said...

The “Black Gate” of Mordor is actually quite far from the volcanic Mount Doom (approx 100 miles according to some Tolkienologists). Your reference to a volcanic mountain as the gates of Mordor is incorrect and misleading. I demand a retraction and apology immediately.

Anonymous said...

Mordorians are decent people, albeit misunderstood. This is a slight against a benign species. MLM!

Anonymous said...

Don't actually give a shit about Mordor but wonder how close the drone was to the spurt in the beginning of the video as it flew up over the cone. Looked impressive and the drone pilot knew what he/she was doing combating thermals.

Anonymous said...

https://www.newsweek.com/stunning-iceland-volcano-drone-video-footage-fagradalsfjall-eruption-1577872

Anonymous said...

@9:27
How dare you!

Kingfish said...

How did I know some LOR dorks would show up raising hell?

I know where the damn movies were shot.

Anonymous said...

All 5 Teslas in Reykjavík are unable to charge on solar so the owners must resort to hydrocarbon based electricity.

Who am I kidding? You can’t charge a Tesla on solar. They are all using hydrocarbon or nuclear generated power to charge! Their carbon footprint is twice the size of internal combustion!

Anonymous said...

Kingfish,
Who is more insufferable, Trekkies or Tolkein dweebs?

-Stargate SG-1 fan

Anonymous said...

That volcano was where LTG Andrews, a founder of USAAF, after whom Andrews AFB (now JBANAF) was named, crashed in 1943.

Name of the plane: Hot Stuff. Oh, the terrible irony.

First B24 to fly 25 missions and return. Had an aborted landing nearby and burned into the side. North American Methodist Bishop was also aboard. Due to the crash, the Air Corps sent home the Memphis Belle instead.

Andrews was West Point 1906 and from Nashville. But the tail gunner survived.

Pretty gnarly flying that drone through the rising lava ejections.

Anonymous said...

Sauron Was Framed. Read “The Last Ringbeaeer” for more information. It’s free on the www.

Justice for Frodo/Tom Bombadil said...

KF, first off the correct acronym is “LOTR”, not “LOR”. Second, how dare you talk down to me as a “dork” just because I appreciate the literary genius of George R.R. Tolkien. Third, you can fly out to Reykjavik, book a ground excursion tour to Geldingadalir volcano, throw yourself in and rid the world of your Tolkignorance and stupidity. Good day sir.

Anonymous said...

Damn, you clowns need to get a life.

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/xeWoGr5110o

Anonymous said...

@1:34 PM
Give us an example of “getting a life” dude.

Do you mean memorizing pointless sportsball stats or forming meaningless political opinions? Everything on TV is make believe. That includes rigged sports games and cable news propaganda.

You get a life, brainwashed golem.

Anonymous said...

Wow @2:19 PM, you are a bit keyed up, aren't you. Hop down off the ledge before you hurt yourself. I'm sure @1:34 PM didn't intend to get you all riled up.

Kingfish said...

I can assure you it means much more to you than it does to me.

Burke said...

Many thanks for the background story, 12:12.

Justice for Gandalf said...

@1127 AM, no such thing as Mordorians. Orcs, trolls, Nazgul and wicked men populated Mordor and ALL were defined as inherently evil per Tolkien. These were not misunderstood, benign creatures. According to Tolkien, these beings were born evil pure and simple. Anyone with any basic notion of the legendarium of Middle Earth would know this. Quit spreading your woke lies and stop pretending that the inhabitants of Mordor are anything other than natural enemies to the free peoples of Middle Earth.

Anonymous said...

Burke, I've since read that LTG Andrews, killed in an air crash on this volcano, had been named Supreme Allied Commander of European Forces at Casablanca in January '43, to lead the European campaign and D Day. Due to this crash, Eisenhower was named as his replacement. Changed the course of history, I guess.

Seems they ignored the weather, the airman's worst mistake.

I had never heard all this before, and I thought I knew some military history.

Anonymous said...

@2:31
Interesting self projection you shared there. Very out there.

Anonymous said...

I've never understood grown adults' fascination with things like Star Trek, and Star Wars, and, Harry Potter, etc. All seems quite immature to me. Likewise, the whole super heroes following......I just don't get it. Video games too!

Justice for Tolkien said...

@ 6:18 PM, please do not ever compare any of those crap franchises to Tolkien’s work.

Anonymous said...

@6:18
What should grown adults be into? Football? Classic muscle cars? Meaningless sexual encounters?

It is the same damn thing. Holding on to the things of your youth.

Anonymous said...

And here I thought, apparently erroneously, Covid caused severe anxiety, panic type behavior and anger outburst. Jesus

Anonymous said...

So many nerds on here SMH

Anonymous said...

6:18,
Don’t worry about it. I’m guessing you are old, ignorant and out of touch. That shit you listed is what GenX and baby boomers watch. GenZ and Millennials love ANIME and the hot shit right now is Hololive and the Virtual Youtuber Experience. Talents are earning up to $100,000 a month singing, gaming, and spending time with their followers with digital anime avatars.

Theca Jones of the Roguish Gent Podcast said...

Y'all are some dorks LOL

Anonymous said...

I agree with Theca Jones. “Justice” and his friends are some major dorks.

Anonymous said...

@12:42 I think it's John R.R. Tolkien, not George.



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