Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Fitch Joins Religious Liberty Lawsuit

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.


22 comments:

Sheesh! Again said...

Attorneys General must subscribe to a weekly mailing that announces all the wagon-trains one can sign up to join. She does nothing of value other than populating a resume with meaningless bullet points.

Don Drane said...

EO 11246, long a saddle-burr to employers and a detriment to production, should have been shit-canned fifty years ago. The entire act, in perpetuity, does nothing but grant 'big brother' the authority to demand businesses report the number of hires, promotions and terminations by race, ethnicity, sex (now gender) and age...in order to give the government the ability to institute controls, set quotas and harass business and industry.

Subjecting businesses (and their contractors and sub-contractors) to the requirements of 11246 is nothing short of the attempt by government to regulate and control the private sector. This executive order is just one of MANY reasons businesses (that could do so) moved off shore.

Anonymous said...

Lynn has been such a disappointment. I was excited about a woman stepping in as AG but the things I’ve heard about her seem to be true. A shame.

Anonymous said...

The last paragraph is like three sentenced spliced together.

Anonymous said...

Some of the most back woods states in the union signed on as well. “Honey Chile, we discriminate but we loves the Lawd.”

Anonymous said...

Lynn has ruined the AG’s Office.

Anonymous said...

@10:14
Run against her and do better.
All of you “literal who” anonymous rando shit flingers couldn’t get elected dog catcher in Pisgah.

Burke said...

Dear Leader, I just checked and did not see an ad for Lynn Fitch on this site. Not that that would make a difference, but I'm still hopeful that you will not think it necessary to post every single "statement" that she sends out. As I've said here before, she's an embarrassment to Mississippi and its citizens. I wish you could reasonably limit the number of occasions for reminding us of that.

Anonymous said...

At 12:50

Did you just anonymously bash people for commenting anonymously?

Anonymous said...

@1:56
No I anonymously bashed anonymous shitflingers who lack the huevos to run for office and couldn’t make it a day in Lynn Fitch’s world.

Lynn Fitch's World? said...

2:47 - That's a pretty bold statement. Can you tell us of ONE time she has appeared in a courtroom?

Anonymous said...

1250,.247– stop being a company man/woman... fact is she is terrible. Her firing people who she needed to actually do the job for no real reason or because they have a slightly different opinion than that’s allowed is super petty. The boss should be able to take criticism from inside and outside the agency. If you don’t have at least one person that tells you when your ideas are stupid you’re a failure

Anonymous said...

Has her office tried a single case yet?

Or are they still out shopping?

Anonymous said...

Another nonsense lawsuit from Ms Fitch. She is nothing but another right wing incompetent who has done nothing to better our state and her people. She seems only interested in pandering to the more extreme members of her base who aren't bright enough to see her true motives and lack of any substantial accomplishments which might improve our state. This is another waste of tax payer money on top of many others by this failed politician. Bring back Jim Hood!

Anonymous said...

1250.247--I don't actually think she knows who she fired or hired. She is not running that office. She has a staff that is doing so, and they make those decisions. And what a staff it is. The ones who are lawyers are inexperienced (head of the death penalty section is a bankruptcy lawyer? Head of the criminal division was a law clerk? Really.) The only thing Fitch can crow about is her "solicitor general", which is a position she made up. That position actually just gums up the efficiency of appellate work, the criminal division in particular, which is where most of the appellate work is, by making those lawyers try to bring the solicitor general up to speed on cases they know much better than he or she does. Fitch has a deputy AG who comes from the federal public defender's office, and the decisions by Fitch's office with the Flowers case really shows that influence. Fitch really doesn't know what is being done in her name, or understand the significance of what is being done. All the ingredients for a shitshow are present. Her staff was not aware that her office is statutorily required to have a consumer division until after they had gutted it.

Anonymous said...

I say she should be forced to drop the lawsuit as a condition of the State receiving any federal funds, including disaster relief if, say, a hurricane hits next season.

As kingfish said time and time again about the airport, you can’t ask for money with one hand and sue with the other. Does that work for Republicans too, Kingfish? Or does it only apply to Democrats?

Anonymous said...

There is a 3L working in my office who interned with Attorney General's office last year. She said it was the biggest waste of time. The closest she came to getting "legal experience" was drafting a memo for the head of criminal outlining the best way to avoid getting involved in a case a DA had requested assistance with.

Doozies Tehcums said...

7:35 - I think you just outed your 3L, whatever a 3L is.

Anonymous said...

@3:48

That’s ok, she wants to practice law

Anonymous said...

More terminations and resignations

We Blew It said...

This is what we get for not electing a real lawyer for the position. Old, airbrushed photos aside, she's simply a placeholder who has (somehow) managed to make the rounds. Unless she can manage re-election to this role, her career is over and the PERS dime begins.

Time to start shopping the resumes, girls.

Anonymous said...

She still has the opportunity to sign decrees supporting R-2-L, opposition to increasing the minimum wage and a literacy test when registering to vote to take up several well placed columns and media time slots while quietly supporting tax cuts on the top 10% and increasing usage and sales taxes on the lower 40%, That is the Brietbart/45 agenda dontchaknow.



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