Friday, March 5, 2021

The Jacktown Jiggle

 Just another day in Chokwe's Jackson.....


36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jackson.

The Capitol City of Mississippi.

(One video of that place is worth more than four thousand words)

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Anonymous said...

“Get cha freak on!” - Missy Elliott

Fat is as Fat Does said...

That female cop's butt is bigger than the twerker's butt. No physical standards. Be as fat as you want so the perps can easily outrun you.

Anonymous said...

Anor would say we need more money for mental health.

Anonymous said...

That’s Jackson’s new “dash cam only fans” page.

32 cents a peek....#fixthewater

Anonymous said...

audition for dannys?

Anonymous said...

That’s how you used to shake that thang in Jack & Jill?

Anonymous said...

Danny’s? Is it still closed down, or shut down, whatever the case is?

Anonymous said...

Who thinks acting like a wild animal is socially acceptable?

Anonymous said...

The male cop got her name FO SHO. Hope she's 18 or over.

Anonymous said...

Her slippers were a nice touch....

Anonymous said...

@7:32

The word "capitol" is not an adjective. It is a noun and refers to a building. Also, the word is only capitalized when referring to the Capitol (building) in Washington, D.C.

When referring to the seat of government, one writes that Jackson is the capital city of Mississippi. Our legislators meet in the state capitol.

The woman twerking on the hood of the police car owned by the capital city of Mississippi was not committing a capital offense.

Ok, so I am a nerd.

Anonymous said...

No idea how to act in public, no respect for herself or anyone else, no doubt there's no one at home to teach her any better, just another kid already lost to the hood culture ... sad

Anonymous said...

Thanks 7:09, I needed the English refresher.

Anonymous said...

What a cultural Mecca Jackson has become.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if the female officer would get off her cell phone she could get control of the scene. Must be an important call. I would think that’s an officer safety issue.

Anonymous said...

For $10 you can get a private demonstration of her technique.

Anonymous said...

i’m sure she’s done that for some beer money in a high st motel before..

Anonymous said...

What happened was she installed that new Kroger app and when it started playing Flo Rida's "LOW" she couldn't help herself
Dem apple bottom jeans, boots with the furrrr.... the whole club was lookin at herrr...

Anonymous said...

She should be invited to twerk at the Mayor's press conferences. More people would watch.

Anonymous said...

Radical new city. Rich and vibrant culture.

Anonymous said...

$47 million won't fix that.

Anonymous said...

She could be gainfully employed by the Public Twerks Department.

Anonymous said...

Once you get past the smell you got it licked.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, that technique of "laying pipe" won't get you any water. Otherwise there wouldn't be a problem in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

@2:53pm - Thanks, I chuckled!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps a new wing at Whitfield would be in order.

Anonymous said...

Twerking in the hood, twerking on the hood...

Anonymous said...

A city with a five star rating on tripadvisor.

Oops ...that was a different "Jackson" in another state.

Anonymous said...

@2:53. Winner

Anonymous said...

Maybe she was doing a dance to summon the free resources gods (aka other peoples' money) to fix the city's water problems

Anonymous said...

Doc Holiday said.....

"Very cosmopolitan."

Anonymous said...

As I heard one person say, she's working that moneymaker.

Anonymous said...

Jackson Tourist Bureau ad: Jacktown has no water but we do have world class obese twerkers.

Anonymous said...

I will say today's pOlice are an docile bunch. They used the least amount of effort possible to convince her to dismount their ride.
In times past if a person crawled on your car......

Anonymous said...

I see a new Farmers Insurance commercial in the making.



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