Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Meltdown!

 Here is something for the Ole Miss fans to enjoy.  Baton Rouge sports radio talk show host Matt Mascona had a complete meltdown yesterday about the LSU football team's, well, meltdown this season.  Everything he said is true and the Rebel readers are going to enjoy watching his misery. ;-) 


37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love seeing my biggest rival in melt down mode also getting to play them the last game of the year...needs to be a tradition!

Anonymous said...

Did you love seeing your biggest rival take home a nation Championship and Heisman?

Anonymous said...

I agree 5:53. Beating y'alls ass more times than not over the past 26, 27 years in the Egg Bowl IS getting boring.

Anonymous said...

Reporter girl on the field after the game:
"Coach, what happened "?

Coach O :
"we greewhap mon cher improved baw basw baw. Ya know. it we had put in la shartray gos baw baw. Da clock ? no problem . Grrrr Grrr , Baw gris gris. We're on track eeee aw bawl moogly sontain shay. Grunt grunt .
Gate'ah Sauce pea'kahn at my hawz,
Go Ty'gahz."

Reporter girl ( trying to keep from laughing) on the field after the game:
" Thank you Coach, now back to the studio"






Anonymous said...

Ole Miss’ “biggest rival” in their heads. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Biggest rival when Ole Miss wins an SEC West championship....and not the one they claim with a banner from the year Eli fell down.

Anonymous said...

This is the saddest human I’ve ever seen. Even if LSU wins 8000 games in a row... this is the saddest guy I’ve ever seen. I love how sports guy’s “personalities” are just them mimicking things they see on TV. What a sad life. Imagine caring this much about something that is incapable of knowing you exist.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss biggest rival if you ask anybody that went to college before integration.

Porter Fortune's 2nd Cousin said...

Until the early 1970's, the two schools were one of the biggest intrastate rivalries within the SEC.

But the "Age of Aquarius", "Woodstock", Johnny Vaught and Archie Manning are gone forever.

Our old university is only a memory now.

Everyone in power at the University of Mississippi these days are only worried about what out of state freshman say about 120 year old statues and such.

Anonymous said...

LSU is not, and has never been, a program that can win at Alabama-like levels with good or even great talent. They must have overwhelming exceptional talent like they did last year. And the talent needs to be experienced. Without that they are just one more undisciplined congregation of party-boys waiting to get their asses blasted by the Tide like the rest of the SEC.

But on the other hand, if anybody can get overwhelming exceptional talent it's LSU!

Kingfish said...

Um yeah. Three national championships in 16 years.

Anonymous said...

Hey 6:12 What does this story have to do with Mississippi State? But to your point, so you get bored beating Mississippi State over the past 25-30 years? The series record last 28 years is MSU 17 OM 11.

Strange boredom on your part.

Anonymous said...

Well, Coach O got his in da' bed selfie with his new PYT snapped all over social media. So, he's got that goin' for him.

Anonymous said...

" What does this story have to do with Mississippi State? "

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Mississippi State is irrelevant.

While they do make some great free cheese, that's about it.
BTW, fans in overalls . . . "ringing" cowbells doesn't help help their reputation.

Jackie Mullen said...

10:50 - I don't always cherry pick which years to gloat over, but when I do, I choose these facts:

MSU 65-0 in 1915
MSU longest streak 13 wins 1911-1925
MSU won 9 of the last 15 recorded games, for 60%

Have a Dos Equis on me. Stay chipper, my friend. And Hardy Tardy.

Anonymous said...

biggest rival? Because Billy Cannon?

How lulz funny.

When you talk to a diehard LSU fan and ask them who their biggest rival is, they will tell you it’s Alabama.

Ole missy fans dreaming of LSU rivalry is as big of a self deceit as democrat voters thing 10%Joe will be a good president,

Anonymous said...

Hey 6:12 Why not look at converting empty class rooms, dorm rooms, frat. Houses, etc. into prison cells and public housing. Look at the declining enrollment numbers. By the same token, Ms. State and the University. Of Southern Ms. appreciate the exodus of students as indicated by their enrollment growth.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knew that LSU was going to have a rough year even before covid because of the nearly complete turnover of starters. Not being able to practice made it worse for a green team. Unfortunately, coaches affairs, divorces, and stealing from children’s hospitals was not expected. The cumulative effect of all these problems has thrust the program into full disarray.

Anonymous said...

6:12 here. I am referring to getting bored by beating the dreamers from Ole Miss the last 26 or so years way more times than not.

"How many Ole Miss fans does it take to change a light bulb?".....8. 1 to change the bulb and 7 to sit around and talk about how great the old bulb use to be." Truth.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss is not the rival of LSU, only Ole Miss fans think so. LSU fans rival (in their minds I agree for the first) is Alabama, Florida in the east and the made up Arkansas rival that no LSU fan really cares about either. As far as this year, LSU is a dumpster fire. Joe Brady and Joe Burrow last year made the team. Both gone and now nothing, but smoke.

Anonymous said...

Coach O lost the playbook in the divorce.

Hot Time In Jacktown said...

You people are in for a surprise when Deion schedules six SEC teams and whups them all. It's coming and you read it here first.

Anonymous said...

biggest rival. right. coach grifter said beating MSU (w 43 players) "was like winning the super bowl" for his players. Made hats and everything after the game.

Ole Miss refusing to play TAMU because they're scared of the ass whoopin' they'd receive, but hungry for LSU is the most Ole Miss thing I could ever imagine.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious as the Ole Miss poster who claimed that LSU is the biggest rival, totally baited the MSU fans. For some LSU is the biggest rival while for others it is MSU. But that is NOT the point. The point is that some (not all) MSU fans are so obsessed with all things Lafayette Co, that you cannot ignore a video or thread, that has absolutely ZERO to do with your school. Again, this entire video was not about the biggest rivalry for Ole Miss. However, the attention seeking mutts simply cannot help themselves.

Anonymous said...

Fact check: For the record A&M chose not to play the game when originally scheduled. Another fact for the misinformed, Ole Miss desperately wants to play ALL GAMES because right now ALL SCHOOLS need the TV revenue. Educate yourself before posting. Oh wait never mind, hate and obsession always overcomes common sense. Carry on.

Anonymous said...

5:53 here...Boom 9:19...hook, line, sinker...too easy!

Anonymous said...

FACT: Ole Miss has the ability to play TAMU and TAMU wants to play Ole Miss.

FACT: Kiffin's scared to get that ass whooped on national TV, so he's blaming COVID. He admitted earlier in the season that teams that were avoiding games due to covid were really just scared to play. I bet he'd play if LSU was this week.

Posters on here saying...but, but this is different. HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Ok know-it-all you have zero idea of what you are talking about. As stated previously, Ole Miss needs the revenue from a game that was going to be played on CBS. Again you are clueless, yet obsessed so there is no cure. For once, maybe you should be concerned about the MSU football program with that 2-6 record and players jumping ship. Oh but as usual you are more concerned with what is going on in Oxford rather than your own program. The bottom line is this thread has nothing to do with Ole Miss playing this weekend. The quickest way to get a Dog to jump and argue is to claim that LSU is the bigger rival. It is as though most MSU folks cannot exist without worrying about what is happening in Oxford. Then again why bother looking at your own mess. Please go ahead and get the last word because it will make you feel better. Say all you want, that silly trophy that you love is spending Christmas in Oxford. Oh but Ole Miss scared, how absurd. #stupidity

Anonymous said...

1:18, sorry, TL;DR.

Shady Kiffin can only barely best depleted teams who are unafraid to pay with low numbers. He's scared of TAMU, so, he's created a reason not to play.

Anonymous said...

Yawwwwwwn!
Ok obsessed genius, prove it with facts. You can't. It's so funny when someone attempts to rationalize defeat. Schools all over the country have been forced to cancel/postpone games, yet you are only concerned about the one that beat you last week. It's really sad the infatuation some of you people have with UM. Everything you state is subjective. But please continue with the ridiculous comments as I find them entertaining.

Anonymous said...

I still can't believe Hugh Freeze was living at ground zero for some of the most beautiful college girls on planet earth but had shady Florida numbers in his phone.

But that's off topic.

Anonymous said...

Hey 1:18, Ole Miss may need the revenue, but Lane Kiffin don’t need sh!t. He’s building his resume for his next gig. He passed on the TAMU game because they were going to set his plan back by way of a national pantsing. Hahahahahahaha. What an embarrassment!!

Anonymous said...

I’m ready to see what rock bottom looks like for LSU. With all the allegations and investigations across the major sports, it’s going to take a lot longer than the fans realize before they find out.

Anonymous said...

Coach o is being exposed for the WORTHLESS coach he is....When he LOST to Troy, LSU fans should of seen the writing on the wall...

Anonymous said...

Why is this clown still hung up on Freeze...He has moved on dumbass and is at LIBERTY...Follow him there, tbag.

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize there were that many Texas A&M folk that read JJ.

A few things immediately come to mind about the Texas Agricultural and Mechanical school.

Why don't they have female cheerleaders?

Why do they all think they are in the military ?

Why do they all have individual class photos of themselves wearing World War One era uniforms ?

Why are Texas A & M fans so obsessed with the University of Texas Longhorns ?

Why don't they realize they (along with Missouri) will never be accepted as real members of the SEC ?

And I ask again:

Why don't they have female cheerleaders ??????








Anonymous said...

" Why is this clown still hung up on Freeze...He has moved on "

Hey Coach !

Glad you still keep up with local events.

I wish you well at Liberty. We understand it's not the same money or national spotlight as an SEC job, but it's a hair better than coaching at a high School.




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