Jackson's legendary City Councilman, Kenneth I. Stokes was in his usual form this morning on his weekly radio show. He took issue with Mayor Lumumba running Ali Shamsid-Dunce off the Jackson municipal court bench, thanked MBN for busting drug dealers in his neighborhood, drugs, and of course, the garbage contract. Enjoy!
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, April 10, 2022
How to Make a Difference
Welcome back to another edition of Sunday Morning Sermon. The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached on how to make a difference in this 1993 sermon. Enjoy the remedial preaching if you didn't make it to church today.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: People Denied "Sole" Right to Alter State Constitution
The Mississippi Constitution gives the people of this state “the inherent, sole, and exclusive right … to alter and abolish their constitution and form of government whenever they deem it necessary to their safety and happiness.”
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, April 9, 2022
The Death of Comedy
Bill Maher defended patron saints of comedy such as George Carlin and Christophe Rock as he discussed "The Slap" last night. He said something about kids once going to college to lose their virginity but now go to lose their sense of humor. Watch the rest below as he skewered the woke. Where is a short, fat, bald Jew from New York when we need him?
D. L. Gardner: Time Will Tell
Time will tell. Eerily, the Bible says, “the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up.” Perhaps now is not the time for President Biden to ask Russia to oversee Iran’s development of nuclear grade uranium. Environmentalists’ dire warnings of extremely cold winters or extremely blistering summers pale in comparison with the very real possibilities of rogue nations carrying out pledges to wipe such-and-such nation(s) off the map with a nuclear blast.
Click Here to Read More.."She is a Raving Liberal"
So texted Governor Phil Bryant in describing Anna Wolfe back in 2019 as she investigated DHS's welfare programs. Ms. Wolfe might just have the last laugh as she took no prisoners in scooping the media this week on the DHS scandal as the intrepid reporter managed to get her mitts on thousands of text messages between Governor Phil Bryant, Brett Favre, Former DHS Director John Davis, and some other peeps that were quite revealing. Big paydays, anyone? Ms. Wolfe penned a soliloquy on her Facebook page that told the story of her dealings with DHS and how the Governor reacted to her investigation:
Click Here to Read More..At the Front
Former Iraq War Vet Chris Cappy analyzes the latest developments in the Russo-Urkaine War. Russia failed to take Kiev and is in retreat on that front. However, Mr. Cappy takes a look at the eastern front as well and boils it down to three words: natural gas and water. While Russia took a beating on the western front, it is slowly but methodically achieving its objectives on the eastern front. However, the outcome still hangs in the balance and the Ukrainians are scoring some successes. Check out his video below as well as yesterday's update from the Institute of the Study of War.
Click Here to Read More..Settlement Discussed in Express Grain Case
This post is reprinted with the permission of The Taxpayers' Channel in Greenwood. It was originally published yesterday.
Today, the bankruptcy court held a status conference in which a potential settlement of the 557 grain interests in the Express Grain bankruptcy case was discussed.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, April 8, 2022
The Golden Age Returns
The golden age of Hollywood returns to the theatre next week. 70 years and counting.
Ted Rall: Biden Is Making a Fool Out of Progressive Democrats
Like a lepidopteran Charlie Brown drawn to Lucy van Pelt's flaming football, congressional progressives keep falling for corporate Democrats' pathetically predictable, and transparently self-serving, pleas for unity. Support our priorities, the centrists keep urging, and we'll get around to your stuff later.
Click Here to Read More..Daiquiri Bar Causing Problems Downtown
Downtown has had enough of The Daiquiri Bar. Downtown Jackson Partners sent the following letter to Ted Orkin:
Click Here to Read More..Casing the Joint
A non-gentleman tried to enter a home in The Fondren while armed with a semi-automatic AR-15 pistol recently. The video is posted below. Fortunately, the homeowner had a Ring camera and the non-gentleman left when the homeowner said he was calling the police.
Click Here to Read More..Live from Downtown!
Watch the "status" conference of Lumumba v. City Council of Jackson streamed below.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, April 7, 2022
Favre's Favorites
The spotlight has shined on Brett Favre in Mississippi since he was 18 years old and will continue to do so - but not for his gridiron heroics. The Southern Miss legend allegedly played quarterback as millions of dollars in welfare funds were directed to Favre's favored projections. Anna Wolfe reported yesterday:
Click Here to Read More..Wife-Beater Convicted
Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money
Statewide elected officials are going to get a nice little pay raise after the legislature passed HB #1426 this week. Read and weep.
No Comment!
This little incident occurred during the emergency meeting of the Jackson City Council Friday. The Mayor passed out copies of his veto to the City Council. Ward 6 Councilman Aaron Banks was being rather belligerent during the meeting and continued to be belligerent as the Mayor distributed his veto as shown in the video below.
Click Here to Read More..Byram Votes for Independence
Byram has had enough and is moving towards creating its own water system. WAPT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, April 6, 2022
Funny of the Day
Don't ever complain about sitting through a kid's recital after watching this. This video is not, repeat, not a joke.
Click Here to Read More.."I Should've Caught That"
Former Governor Phil Bryant actually sat down with reporter Anna Wolfe for a three-hour interview about the DHS scandal, Brett Favre, Prevacus, what the Governor knew, and when he knew it. Kudos to Ms. Wolfe for bagging the elephant. There are some nuggets in the quiz. Some excerpts:
Click Here to Read More..Gone!
Jackson Public Works Deputy Director Carla Dazet resigned and left her position last week. City Engineer Dr. Charles Williams recently announced his retirement as well.
Click Here to Read More..Trash Talk: Hee-Hee, Ho-Ho, Ha
Apparently a Jackson City Councilman finds a little bit of humor in people complaining about their garbage service.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: A Team in Italy
PETROGNANO, TUSCANY— It all starts with a lady named Annagloria. In 2009 I started planning a long trip that would take my family through 17 countries and 72 cities on two continents. We left the United States in August 2011, but a trip such as that takes a lot of planning.
Click Here to Read More..Suspect Shoots at Madison Police
The Madison Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Session Closing with Chambers Unable to Agree on Restoring Initiative Process
Since 1992 and at earlier points in the state’s history, Mississippi voters have been able to bypass the Legislature and engage in what has been called “direct democracy” in proposing constitutional amendments and getting them decided at the ballot box rather than at the state Capitol Building.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Madison Opts Out of Medical Marijuana
Madison Mayor Mary Hawkins-Butler issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Ben Shapiro: The Left is the Culture War Aggressor
Last week, reporter Christopher Rufo released footage of top Disney employees vowing to inject their radical LGBTQ agenda into children's programming. Disney producer Latoya Raveneau told an all-hands meeting that her team works to push a "not-at-all-secret gay agenda" in programming aimed at kids and sought to add "queerness" to such content. Disney corporate president Karey Burke announced that she was the mother of "one transgender child and one pansexual child" and that she would try to achieve a quota system whereby half of all Disney characters would be LGBTQ or people of color. Disney diversity and inclusion manager Vivian Ware stated that Disney's beloved theme parks would be eliminating any mention of "ladies and gentlemen" or "boys and girls."
Click Here to Read More..Tax Assessor Arrested
The Attorney General's office arrested Rankin County Tax Assessor John Sullivan for rape today.
Click Here to Read More..Again & Again & Again & Again
A Madison County grand jury indicted former DHS Communications Director Danny Blanton in February for his fourth DUI offense.
Click Here to Read More..Jackson Quizzes Alleged Waste Site Closure, Says Leave Garbage on Curb, WM Responds
The city of Jackson and Waste Management issued the following statements
Click Here to Read More..Need for Cash + Need for Cash = ________.
Note: The headline may change when I think of a better one. KF
To say Barksdale Today reporter Anna Wolfe rocked the Mississippi political world yesterday is an understatement. Ms. Wolfe obtained a slew of text messages between former Governor Phil Bryant and others that were quite revealing. Simply put, the Governor and Brett Favre saw a chance to cash out on an up and coming company that coincidentally is at the center of the DHS scandal, Prevacus. Prevacus hoped for government funding. DHS happened to have government funding. Two sides of the equation, both wanting cash, is a recipe for business success or unfortunately, corruption. Ms. Wolfe reported:
Click Here to Read More..Monday, April 4, 2022
No Comment
Well, well, well, check out this little bit of language in HB #1663, otherwise known as the "bond bill":
Click Here to Read More..Belhaven Tax Increase Election Tomorrow
Belhaven residents go to the polls tomorrow to decide whether to tax themselves some more in the most highly taxed city in Mississippi. Indeed, Belhaven will become the highest-taxed neighborhood in Mississippi if the 6-mill property tax increase is approved. Before voting, consider a few items.
Trash Talk: Mayor Sues City Council Again
Can a Mayor veto a no-vote? Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba says he can as he sued the City Council today in Hinds County Circuit Court.
Click Here to Read More..Hizzoner Holds Press Conference
Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly press conference right now. It is streamed below.
Click Here to Read More..Preventative COVID-19 Drug Could Help More Mississippians
Ruth Cummins authored this press release for UMMC.
Duck Hill resident Kimberly Cooley is determined to do all she can to protect the life-saving liver she received in December 2018 at the University of Mississippi Medical Center.
That’s why Cooley, on anti-rejection drugs for life that suppress her natural immunity to infection, sought out the drug trademarked as Evusheld to provide COVID-19 antibodies she can’t develop on her own, despite being vaccinated and boosted against the virus.
Click Here to Read More..Apartment Fire in Northeast Jackson
Check on your people. A fire broke out at The Park Apartments at Moss Creek in Northeast Jackson last night.
Click Here to Read More..I-20/I-55 Closure This Weekend
The Mississippi Department of Transportation issued the following statement:
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, April 3, 2022
P.T. Barnum visits Belhaven
Belhaven voters go to the polls Tuesday to vote for a tax increase. Before voting, they might want to watch this February 2, 2021 video from the Jackson City Council as the Mayor said the new Belhaven taxes would allow the city to redirect funding away from Belhaven. Something about no good deed going unpunished.
Click Here to Read More..Who is Great?
Missed church this morning? Enjoy the 1993 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard that is posted below. The topic: Questions leaders must answer.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Representatives Owe Constituents Open and Honest Debate
Sometimes it’s the juxtaposition of things that gets your attention. Without the timing that throws them together you might not consider them in context with each other.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, April 2, 2022
D. L. Gardner: Truth or New World Order?
Jesus told the disciples, “I am the way, the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through Me.” Jesus told the multitudes, “Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division….” Jesus testified to Pilate, “For this I have been born, and for this I have come into the world, to bear witness to the truth. Everyone who is of the truth hears My voice.” Pilate said to Him, “What is truth?”
Click Here to Read More..Trash Talk: Judge Vacates Order
or the Case of the Disappearing Footnote
Now you see it, now you don't. Special Chancellor Jess Dickinson was supposed to settle the trash tug of war between the City Council and Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba but a little harmless footnote in his Thursday opinion wasn't quite so harmless as it wrecked havoc in Jackson yesterday. Seeing the damage done by his thinking out loud, the not-so-Iron Chancellor vacated his order last night and erased the footnote in a new order.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, April 1, 2022
Help These Mutts, Please.
Please consider helping these mutts. Rescue Revolution posted on Facebook:
Click Here to Read More..Ted Rall: Left Must Avoid the Ukraine Trap
"Find a way to be against the war in Ukraine, please." That was the subject line of one of my recent hate emails. "If you look through Mr. Rall's cartoons for the past month, there isn't a single one condemning Russia's invasion of Ukraine," an anonymous online commenter chided. "There's plenty of ones based around whataboutism condemning us for condemning them but not a single one that just comes right out and says what Russia is doing now is wrong."
Click Here to Read More..Mayor Vetoes Rejection of Richard's Disposal Emergency Contract
Update (11:20 AM): City Council twice rejects emergency contract on a 4-3 vote. However, Mayor Lumumba VETOED the rejection of the contract. Remember that Dickinson footnote? It just came into play.
Richard's Disposal trucks are rolling throughout the city this morning. Meanwhile, Jackson City Council President Virgi Lindsay called an emergency meeting of the City Council for 11 this morning. The topic? Approving an emergency one-year contract for Richard's Disposal. It is streamed below.
Click Here to Read More..Flashback Friday
Once upon a time, a hospital decided to open in Northeast Jackson without jumping through all the hoops even though the powers at be tried to help it along. The result? The hospital never dreamed it would be forced to close after spending millions of dollars and seeing over 20,000 patients but closed it was. Sound familiar? Read on.
Click Here to Read More..Kicked to the Curb
The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Governor Signs Teacher Pay Raise Bill
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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