Friday, August 1, 2025

The Only Constant is Change

 Unknown to many, Jackson Academy has been working on changing its logo that appears on the varsity football helmets.  The Kingfish has many sources in many places.  One source sent the new logo to JJ.  Will it be rolled out for jamboree? Check it out.  



















Yes, this is satire.  


25 comments:

Anonymous said...

It’s because they are still stuck in the Stone Age, right?

Anonymous said...

Why not let the school release its logo in its time?

Anonymous said...

Y'all need to go back and read Kingfish's last story on JA. You'll (maybe) get the joke then.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a tipped over Christmas tree to me.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they can tomahawk chop. Games are going to have Atlanta-type atmospheres.

Anonymous said...

The JA Arrows joke was slightly funny the first time. Now, not so much. JA is just doing what the others are doing. It’s amazing the amount of money that is being wasted in an effort to win a ballgame.

Anonymous said...

The JA over Clinton Football after taking 6 of their players😂😂

Anonymous said...

They can’t develop talent so they go recruit it.

Anonymous said...

First I’ve seen it. I think it’s hilarious. And no, sorry, JA is not “just doing what the others are doing”. Tell us another school with 15 high school athletes transferring in this year. I’ll wait. Oh yeah, and 7 or 8 are from 1 school - Clinton Arrows.

Anonymous said...

Ha. This would actually be very fitting.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up, Francis. This gets funnier every day.

Anonymous said...

I don’t think any public or private school has gone this overboard to win some games. If I was some of these recruits, I would be embarrassed to be there

Anonymous said...

They can’t develop players so they just recruit other schools’ talent.

Anonymous said...

Damn - felt sure it would be a heads hot of their six- pac NIL deal! What a disappointment

Anonymous said...

What’s the baseball helmet going to look like this year…
Anyone know the number of recruits baseball has picked up?

Anonymous said...

Jackson Academy- “The state’s largest private school: half paying kids, half transfer portal”

Anonymous said...

I was having coffee this morning and over heard a recruits dad say,
Whettack’s motto: “Public athletes first, paying families last.”
Even if not true, disappointing that people are talking like this about a school that was once prestigious.

Anonymous said...

Eddie Whettack: Turning public school starters into private school starters – and private kids into spectators.

Anonymous said...

Jackson Academy: “Public kids play, private kids pay.”

Anonymous said...

How thick are yall????

Anonymous said...

Clinton (and the other public schools) doesn't have to do anything but let a few years pass and maybe hire a better AD. JA has to keep spending hundreds of thousands a year to stay competitive. Time is not on JA's side. Nor Hartfield's.

Anonymous said...

Jackson Academy – Recruit, replace, ruin. That’s the whole playbook

Anonymous said...

JA – Pay $20k a year to watch a recruit from Clint on make your kid look useless

Anonymous said...

Aw, that’s cute, 7:12 thinks JA was prestigious at some point.

Anonymous said...

I do feel sorry for Jackson Academy. They had lost for so many years while other private schools were bringing in recruits. They just did it the wrong way. Bringing in so many in one year that are juniors and seniors just doesn’t go well. Hopefully, they can bounce back in a few years but I think they have tarnished their name


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