Friday, August 29, 2025

Busted at the Border

It appears someone from Jackson got stupid at the border.  A true case of FAFO.   


The Texas Department of Public Safety tweeted:

Shakira Dominique Jordan of Jackson, MS – was stopped by a TxDPS Trooper in Val Verde Co. She now faces 4 felony human smuggling charges.

The illegal immigrants, from Cuba & El Salvador, along with the SIA—Sharifullah Sharif Zoi (28), were turned over to U.S. Border Patrol.

These arrests underscore the critical role DPS Troopers play in disrupting criminal smuggling networks & cartels.

This case highlights why state & federal collaboration is essential to prevent SIAs from becoming gotaways – a serious public safety & national security risk when they originate from adversarial nations with ties to terrorism.

“As part of DPS’s ongoing border security mission, we remain committed to strengthening security measures and dismantling criminal networks that threaten our communities. Our priority is safeguarding Texans and enhancing public safety.” @LtChrisOlivarez


 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

The stupidity level of this generation and the Mississippi culture is fucking unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

SIA = Special Interest Alien

Bogeyman said...

SIA - Special Interest Alien

Anonymous said...

5:17 AM “the stupidity level” of multiple generations in this entire county “is f_____g unbelievable;” and the fact that “you” limited it to just Mississippi…is more proof.

Anonymous said...

Her hips are so lying

Anonymous said...

She didn’t FAFO. This isn’t FAFO. This is organized crime. Likely funded by DC/Democrat dark money. She’s likely been doing this for years. And she has made good money doing it.

Anonymous said...

Fat and stupid is no way to go through life. Now load her ass up with little Abdul and send them both back to Afghanistan.

Anonymous said...

I would lay $ Chockwe knew about it too! She doesn’t get to keep any money & no get out of jail free card .

Anonymous said...

She’s got to pay for those nails somehow !

Anonymous said...

No more pig ear sandwiches for her.

Anonymous said...

@7:37am - More like Trump voting farmers, construction businesses, landscaping businesses, etc. losing all their help so they’re trying to get more in. Too stupid to understand the consequences of their vote.

Anonymous said...

A young-ish black gal driving a rental with several Hispanic-appearing people in it in Val Verde County, Texas would have been...suspicious...if they had turned out to have been US-born citizens on a church trip. I'd bet there is well south (pardon the pun) of 800-1000 black residents of all ages in the entire region. It was certainly "crime," but sending Shakira of Jackson to be the coyote puts the "organized" part of it in reasonable question.

Anonymous said...

Democrat supporters are some numb-a$$e$.

Anonymous said...

7:20 I saw what you did.

Anonymous said...

So, too stupid for not embracing the flood of illegal aliens into our country?

Anonymous said...

Troll

Anonymous said...

Cato Institute, an independent nonpartisan think tank, estimated a net increase of 5.5 to 6 million unauthorized immigrants during the Biden administration. This was based on a residual statistical method, which accounts for overall population changes, rather than simply adding up border encounters. Anywhere close to that estimate and I don’t think there’s a shortage of farm grass cutting labor.

Anonymous said...

7:37 somehow managed to make this about the democrats in Washington. Bravo

Is she tri-lingual said...

They seem legit. https://media.telemundo40.com/2025/08/Smuggling-case-.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&resize=1200%2C675

Anonymous said...

She's in real trouble. There are no Hinds county judges where she's going.

Anonymous said...

She only did it once…
Yeah, she only got caught once.

Anonymous said...

@12:07 PM
just because you are willfully ignorant about all of the Soros/WEF/DNC/USAID treasonous dark money projects, inckuding smuggling illegal immigrants, doesn’t mean it isnt true.

Anonymous said...

@11:15am - At some point everyone’s family was an “illegal alien.” Newsmax, Fox News, OAN, and MAGA has brainwashed you smooth brains into thinking that everyone that comes here from somewhere else wants to rape your wives and daughters, while in fact, the billionaire pedos in charge are the ones raping you and your daughter(s). Wake up, it’s not left vs right. It’s everyone vs the 0.1% that has stolen this country and pulled the wool over your eyes.

Anonymous said...

I have dibs on her big screen TV.

Anonymous said...

Deuce Bigelow, Special Interest Alien.
...hmmmm. Doesn't rhyme. But that guy who played Deuce, definitely needs to star, in the 'Special Interest Alien' movie franchise. Surely, there's one in the works. The Mississippi angle will definitely double the comedic potential of the premise. Deuce & Shakira, gettin' into scrapes, together. Shakira scraping @#$% with those skanky nails... I can see it now...

Anonymous said...

"Everyone's?" My family came through Ellis Island.

Anonymous said...

9:52 AM, speaking of stupid, here’s some “fun facts for you:”
people that voted Trump don’t agree with everything he does;
some people aren’t greedy pieces of s__t only voting their pocket book; and
many that voted Trump prioritize NOT voting for chaos, crime and criminal loving Democrats…over “getting what they want.”

But please tell us that while clueless, you at least back up that mouth by living in a Democrat controlled city…not protected by a gate…and are sending or plan to send your children to a s____y Democrat public school (i.e., you’re not like Chokwe or one of the many white liberal hypocrites living in the Jackson metro area).

We respect stupid much more than evil because a lot of stupid people just can’t help it.


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