Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Bedwetter Alert!

 Who would think All-American girl Sydney Sweeney would drive some so crazy with just a pair of blue jeans.  Exhibit A: 

 

@thepeopleus American Eagle 7/28/2025 American Eagle decided right now was the best time to do a marketing campaign where they talk about how awesome white, blonde, Sydney Sweeney's genes are. 🙄🙄🙄 #americaneagle #boycottamericaneagle #boycott #fdt #democrat #progressive ♬ original sound - The People US

 

What made her so rabid?

 

What was it Rush said about feminism? 

 

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry but Hot Girl Privilege is & always will be the highest level of discrimination. UNDEFEATED!

Anonymous said...

I don't know what 10:23 is trying to say, but I just came by to chuckle at all the 232 pound, purple haired, lesbos who are enraged at the commercials. Or pretend to be.

Anonymous said...

This girl might want to look into the demographics that voted for president trump. She would be very surprised. Speaking of encampments how about looking at the cages Obama used for illegals and how many more were deported far more people than this current administration ever will.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want, she allowed herself to be a political pawn. Her career is over. American Eagle will sputter out and it will be a penny stock before you know it.

Anonymous said...

This is basically a retread of one of Brooke Shields' Calvin Klein ads from the 80s. These kinds of ads were normal until 5 minutes ago. 5:27, if you think this is what will sink American Eagle I think you'll be disappointed.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this Karen supports abortion on demand. Does she know that Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger was an ardent Eugenics supporter? Does she know that abortion is a tool of Eugenicists?

Anonymous said...

@5:27, are you a fat, ugly, dyed hair freak? Because it has had the opposite effect of what you’re saying. But it is funny watching the freaks melt down and now you have your useful idiots Doja Cat and Lizzo struggling to make light of it while embarrassing themselves.

Anonymous said...

American Eagle has brilliantly manufactured a crisis. I haven't heard anyone IRL complain about these ads. The only reason I knew AE still made jeans was because of this "outrage".

Anonymous said...

5:27
Clearly you’re out of the loop on reality. AE stocks are up and they’re trending in popularity as opposed to bud light target who nearly went broke. Less than prob 2-3% of population identify with this liberal kook!

David Ogilvy said...

This is all media hype, but it will fizzle out. Beyonce did the same with Levis. No one called her out. Meanwhile, American Eagle gets ad impression multiples for free. And, their target audience isn't pink-haired fanatics or race-baiters.

Anonymous said...

And yet AE sold out of their "good jeans" within days of this campaign being released. I bet you were totally fine with a blonde-haired Beyonce in her Levi's ad campaign last year, weren't you? Good. I was too. Gorgeous women in tight jeans is a pretty good marketing tool.

Anonymous said...

Her career is over.

At 27 her net worth is estimated in excess of $40 million. She's make more in her next film than you'll likely make over the course of your entire miserable worklife.

Anonymous said...

Good for her.

Anonymous said...

At 5:27 -- hide and watch!

Anonymous said...

Hollywood Rule #1: All publicity is good publicity.

TLC match! said...

I'd like to see a tables, ladders and chairs match between Sydney Sweeny and that Dylan Mulvaney creature after both consume a case of Budweiser long necks in a pool hall (none of that girly Bud Lite stuff).

Anonymous said...

The controversy is due to the pro-eugenics nature of the ads. The response by the extreme liberals shows why the left is losing these online culture wars. Just boycott the company and/or the actress and move on, there’s no need to preach on and on about it. Personally, I don’t think those jeans are doing anything for her. They aren’t flattering. When you make a sub par product, going for the controversy is the best bet. Now MAGA’s will buy up the crappy jeans in droves just to piss off the liberals. Everyone loses except the corporation, just like always.

Anonymous said...

5:27 here , for the record I was simply making a personal observation . I don’t wear genes or jeans for that matter. In today’s world you have to a well established performer/actor to take these positions. If you think AEO is a good investment, put your money in it today.
It’s my gut feeling that long term the ad is going to have a negative impact on the company. How many young women identify with the Republican Party? Most are apolitical.

Kingfish said...

pro-eugenics? You're funny.

Anonymous said...

In the latest close session, American Eagle Outfitters (AEO) was down 9.49% at $12.02. This move lagged the S&P 500's daily loss of 0.49%. At the same time, the Dow lost 0.14%, and the tech-heavy Nasdaq lost .65%.

Kingfish said...

Yup. Nice spike and then profit-taking. We won't know anything until quarterly is released.

Anonymous said...

It’s a dumpster fire fish in the last year it’s down over 35%. As I said if think it has value and growth potential, put you money where your mouth is.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Is ANYONE saying that she doesn't have great genes or jeans?

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit? Only people who have low self-esteem and those who might win or lose an investment. Normal people don’t create drama over every controversial advertisement. Find something productive to do.

Anonymous said...

It all boils down to a bunch of "woke" individuals being mad that the company didn't use an individual for the commercial who has no idea what pronoun they are!!!!!


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