Friday, July 11, 2025

One Proud Mama

 Somebody's mom is proud of her boy even after he terrorized the Brookhollow neighborhood in a firefight yesterday . 

The incident took place yesterday afternoon as several yutes shot at each other from behind parked cars in broad daylight.   JPD said over 100 bullet casings were found at the scene.  

JPD arrested 18 year-old Linden Ford and charged him with shooting into an occupied dwelling.  However, mamma had a few things to say on social media. 



 Culcha? 

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

That’s pretty wild. No wonder her son acts that way. Clearly he was raised not to take responsibility for his actions. #hegood

Anonymous said...

I glad they got them thugs. They need to be in jail. THUGS WILL LEARN TODAY.

Anonymous said...

Sticks and Stones may break your bones but hollow points expand on impact.

I'm sure momma is glad he's out of the house.

Anonymous said...

This mom is a complete moron! A real special kind of stupid!

Anonymous said...

Correction: #henotgood

Anonymous said...

Surprised no Sunday School Kindergarten picture wasn’t put up. Momma’s are pretty much the same everywhere. See it all the time where I work when their sorry asses get pulled in after being caught. Tough as nails on the street but get to crying for mommy when in cuffs.

Anonymous said...

I would rip my kids a new one if they did this, all those rounds and no hits? I’m not made out of ammo.

Anonymous said...

5:29 haha yes, ammo is expensive..!

Anonymous said...

He said he was sorry, so what is the big Deal,,,

Anonymous said...

This is the kind of momma that drives her car on 18 then onto 20 then onto 55 swerving into traffic and causing wrecks

Anonymous said...

Mama, mama, mama you don’t know what your son does! You need to be concentrating on getting his ignorant ass out of jail before big Harold has your son braiding his hair. Toot Toot

Anonymous said...

For the love. I cannot handle the thug life grammar everywhere. I’m gonna have to convert back to a flip.

Anonymous said...

Before shooting at someone on the street I’d suggest joining the Military. The Military benefits outweigh jail/felony benefits.
As a retired veteran I am balling! Im physically fit, pretty white teeth, beautiful family, all kids graduated from Mississippi State (engineering), I am living my best life! All my High School friends are dead! I choose college and the military. To the mother of this young man, get your head out your ass and stop normalizing ignorant shit and help make our communities better. I look back on the shigity i used to do and I thank my role models(they didn’t know).
I dreamed! Mama tell your son to dream of a better life, jail and tug life ain’t worth it.’

Anonymous said...

How (or more realistically, WHY) did we get here? None of this horrifically dangerous criminal activity is really that shocking any more, because we now see it ALL. THE. TIME! There's a whole segment of the US population that is subjected to this type of gangsterism in their every day life (and while there's plenty of glorifying talk FOR it, there's surprisingly little outrage AGAINST it)

I was reminded the other day how far down we've gone when I saw an old story about the St. Valentine's Day massacre in 1929. Many people above 40 will remember it (I'm not sure they teach it in schools any more, because none of the participants were transgender), because it was passed down through the generations due to its shocking brutality. If that were to take place today, it may not even get any media coverage, because only 7 people were killed. Just another day on the streets of Chicago (which, incidentally is about 4 times less violent, per-capita, than our lovely Capital City!)

Anonymous said...

I realize this is a rhetorical question: Where was this young man's father during his critical formative years?

I thank God for my Army Ranger dad, who worked hard to support his family but made it home every night for dinner to inquire of his sons how we made our day productive. And that was just the beginning of what he did to put my feet on the path I walk even today.

Anonymous said...

What does her statement even mean? Sticks, stones, and words don’t need gunpowder and a primer.

Anonymous said...

What is meant by 'tooting one's ass in the air'? Asking for a legal immigrant who just wants to adopt the local language and customs.

Anonymous said...

This culture is becoming way too common.

Anonymous said...

Now Lantaya, everyone in the Brookhollow subdivision know that’s your son because ya’ll LIVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. This fool has been watching too much TV but he never comprehends the ending! It ain’t realistic!! Now go get him out of jail before he cries himself sick!

Anonymous said...

Mama take them Guns from his stupid ass and slap him with one of them!
Judge, I’d say 10 years mandatory for stupidity!!! This is an example of who needs to go to Centroid de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) El Salvador. Mama look it up because you probably don’t know much about this place.
Your son is a prime candidate! I’ll take an education and job any day!!! I like bathing without a man looking at me in lust!

Anonymous said...

Ms Ford this fool is shooting on your Hyundai’s hood! 100 plus rounds and hit nothing but air! Your son needs to practice at the fair when it comes to town if he’s not in jail. Now, you know that the Hinds County DA is kicking ass and taking names now because he found out that his job is full time!

Anonymous said...

Hell No! Leave him in jail. What do you think is the first thing he would do if he gets out of jail?

Anonymous said...

100 plus rounds fired, many innocent people could had been seriously hurt or killed. Hinds County Judges do your damn jobs get these fools off our streets for a long time before YOUR friends or loved ones are killed or injured!

Anonymous said...

Mama if that’s not your son then who are these young men? Crickets! I suggest you not post on Facebook until your son is clear of all charges. I do surmise that your son is writing a tell all book in the detectives office as we speak! Looking at your son he ain’t built for the prison system! Get him all the help he needs if it’s not too late! Stay off Facebook! Give JPD the help they need in arresting these ignorant fools.

Anonymous said...

Lock up her butt too. In the air or not.

Anonymous said...

Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys

631KingwoodCircle said...

No mention of husband in public records and she is only 35-years old with an 18-year old son. I see a pattern. Anyway, he seems nice.

Mac said...

Your trash mom. Set a minimum of 10 years for this. All time in jail and cleaning up trash not 2 months probation. I have an idea, release the inmates in the judges front yard and see how they like it.

Anonymous said...

I'm nominating her for the South Jackson Mother of the Year. She is a shoo-in. She raised a "gooda boy."

Anonymous said...

Well new mayor and JPD chief, what are you going to do about this? Crickets...

Anonymous said...

9:19pm mama or big mama has a block party for him with barbecue, catfish, weed and Hennessy. Forgetting he shot up the neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

Ms Ford, sorry for the harsh comments but they are warranted! Your son can’t win felony cases with you posting on Facebook. I would also scrub his Facebook posts. You need to put his baby pictures, high school graduation and other achievements on both y’all pages. Hinds County Judges love this shit! Thats until one of them stray bullets hit their loved ones.

Anonymous said...

The fool is looking at 10 years mandatory! We have a young man that shot at a house/ drive by in Covington County that received 10 years and 1 day a few yeas ago and is still in prison. We don’t play with this B.S.! Hinds County Judges do your jobs! MDOC Inmate search Quincy Martin

Anonymous said...

Ashamed of nothing.
Offended by everything

Anonymous said...

“Life is hard, it’s harder if you’re stupid.” John Wayne

Anonymous said...

He a good boy, he may steal your car or rob your house but he would never hurt anybody. I think we see the probable

Anonymous said...

Momma should be booked for raising that heathen.

Anonymous said...

"Culcha?"

Agri-culcha. As in Parchman Farm. Hoeing (old school meaning) a better row. A lot mo' hoeing and no mo' ho'n' and some of these little fuckers might get straightened out.


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