Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Let It Flow, Let It Flow, Let It Flow

This is not exactly what you want to see over in Lake Caroline. Good job CMU. 




 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear rich white people,
Just because the pack says “flushable wipes” doesn’t mean you should flush them.
They do not break down like normal toilet paper and will easily clock the sewer pipes with only the slightest obstruction.
Your best bet is to go Euro-Asian and buy a French bidet or Japanese wash toilet.

Anonymous said...

turbids

Anonymous said...

Lake Poo Poo

Anonymous said...

Does rich white people doo doo smell any better than poor Jacksonians? Asking for a friend

Anonymous said...

I find it funny people call residents of Lake Caroline rich… then in same sentence refer to poor jacksonians. These ppl couldn’t send multiple kids to JA or prep and live in N.E. Jackson and belong to River hills or the country club. Get over yourselves

Anonymous said...

I use nothing but flushable wipes at work, if it clogs thats my Boss problem not mine lol. But at home no

Anonymous said...

Hey, but their water bills are lower than those in Jackson, right?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for exposing Kingfish. This has been going on for far too long. That is leaking directly into the marina at Camden Court. We can’t sit outside because of the smell. CMU has done nothing but make excuses.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for educating us on this. As a rich White person, I never thought about that. I spend a lot of time on my yacht and private jet going places. I will remind my waitstaff about it as well. Again, thank you for the information.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Disgusting!!🤢

Anonymous said...

CMU flooded several houses last month with a failed sewage pump. They are being sued for what I know to be the fourth time for destroying property in Lake Caroline.

Anonymous said...

Boo boo….raw boo boo

Hookah said...

Lady in my hood took cap off ground access clean out so she blows a sh*t geyser out the ground everytime toilet flushes.

Anonymous said...

Get the US out of the UN, and Lake Caroline out of the CMU.

Anonymous said...

These ppl couldn’t send multiple kids to JA or prep and live in N.E. Jackson and belong to River hills or the country club.

You already 'know it all' but there are more Madison County kids attending JA and Prep than you obviously realize. A big time waste of money, IMO, especially if you live in the Madison Central footprint (the superior school) but in the free market they get to choose where to spend their money and at least they give a damn about their kids.

Antard IS Going to Jail said...

Has CMU used the FOG excuse yet? You know, the sewage is backing up because of fats, oils and grease? Antard used that one for years to avoid taking responsibility to do anything but flap his f'ing gums. But when they finally dug up the pipes @ Northside and Ridgewood what did they find? Collapsed pipes. This was all pre-Henifin and 100% the problem of the total imbecile who is getting kicked to the mayoral curb in FIVE DAYS.

Anonymous said...

Are they skiing in that?🤣

Someone has to say it said...

Lake Caroline is doomed.

Anonymous said...

I can smell that sewer just looking at the video. Man it stinks!


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