Sunday, June 8, 2025

Lobster Rolls, Anyone?

 What do you do if you want to bring men back to the Democratic Party?   


39 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about stop demonizing men… in particular white men. How about stop using the word male toxicity… stop trying to shame men for being men!

Anonymous said...

When you only promote gay men and "women of color" within your ranks, don't expect to appeal or be able to relate to anyone else.

"Inclusive" is the new standard for excluding everyone else.

Anonymous said...

Yea! That’s the ticket! Keep up the hard work Dems.

Anonymous said...

Want men back ? Make your screechy, loud, nauseating and stupid Dem women STFU.

Anonymous said...

So tired of the word “women of color” as a man I’m done with it. I won’t vote democrat again!

Anonymous said...

Democrats will never get it, they are holding meetings on ways to talk to American men. How stupid and out of touch can you be…..

Anonymous said...

Just hire Tampon Tim Waltz he’s a white male whisperer.

Anonymous said...

I tell ya if it’s not labeled “white male” y’all’s frigging heads explode.

Remember long ago when Women and Blacks just wanted to be treated equally…? Nothing more just equal.

Anonymous said...

Cut off just when it was getting good! Dems need more advice on "un-douching"...

Anonymous said...

It’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between real headlines and Onion headline about Democrats.

Anonymous said...

Both parties are equally fucked up in opposite directions.

Anonymous said...

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Anonymous said...

I heard that little soiree cost $20M to put on. Typical Dem solution -- throw lots of money at something to try and fix it.

Anonymous said...

Imagine if Kamala was actually a white man with the same credentials (attorney, prosecutor, AG, VP), Trump wouldn’t have stood a chance. He’s only won twice because a plurality of American voters can’t get past their sexism/racism and vote for the more qualified candidates, not some joke of a reality TV host and “billionaire” that inherited all of daddy’s money, bankrupted multiple casinos, cheated on all his wives, pardoned thousands of felons, and conned millions of uneducated Americans to get out of going to prison for the dozens of felonies he was indicted on. This country is a joke and those of you that think Trump is saving it need to wake up from the Fox News / Newsmax copium. He’s bankrupting the country with the “Big Beautiful Bill” and giving all your tax money to his campaign donors and the billionaires that don’t need it, all the while defunding education and healthcare. Trump has never been for anyone but himself, he even said as much at a rally last year: “I don’t care about you, I just want your vote.” Well, you gave it to him and now he’s done with y’all.

Anonymous said...

There are so few men left in the Democratic party that they have to spend $20MM to figure out why. I can tell them why for free. They have become so anti-men that actual men of all races prefer to be led a petty, jealous, self-aggrandizing, wannabe dictator rather than vote for a Dem. Unfortunately, our election system leaves little room for anything other than extremists from the two main parties. Now, we get to watch the "conservatives" blow the deficit bigger and faster than anything previously witnessed.

Anonymous said...

I want men and women to aspire to be ladies and gentlemen. I want them to be ethical and honorable and learn to function productively. I want them to be humble enough to know what they don't know and try to learn what they need to know.
I want the most qualified and experienced and capable and well adjusted person available to do the job, whatever the job is.
And, I don't want our nation to divide over issues that affect less than 1% of the population. That's stupid.
I am sick to death of partisan propaganda. You all make Franklin's fears a reality..." A Republic... if we can keep it".
It's beginning to look like we can't.
There are no " sides to choose". If either " side" aka "party" comes to dominate the other, we have a dictatorship, not union of the states. Putin is a " president". You know Russia has " an election", right? And, you know his challengers end up dead.
I want every President to be a president of ALL the people. I want Governors to decide the best interest for all the people in his or her state. I want county officials to look after their county and city/town officials to look to the best for all their citizens. That's the way is SUPPOSED to work and the ONLY WAY it will work well!
Those of you who think you will be rewarded by any partisan president simply because you supported him are fools. How many former fools are there now?

Anonymous said...

@8:58 am. Your TDS is entertaining. Get some help before you hurt yourself. And Kamala just babbles incoherently.

Anonymous said...

8:58, or it could be that the Democrats’ agenda was so offensive that we were willing to vote for any Republican candidate.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:58
You’re telling me that millions of blacks millions of legal Hispanic voters and the majority of Dearborn’s Muslim population voted for Trump bc he’s white? Take off your tin foil hat loser! No ones buying this BS! Look at the demographics Trump won!

Anonymous said...

Damn @8:58AM, it didn't take much to trigger you. I hope you retreated to your safe space. The average white American male is tired of being marginalized, accused of being a racist and a sexist, and tired of watching this once great country turn into a land of pussies.

Anonymous said...

Wow 8:58! I am wow 8:58! I am not a frequent poster on this site but you are a perfect example why the Democrat Party is swirling the drain after the debacle of the 2024 Presidential election. If Kamala was a white man who cannot speak coherently and accomplished very little as VP for 4 years, he would not have been nominated by either party much less elected President. Democrats really need to do some soul searching and apologize to the entire nation for nominating and electing a man who was not mentally fit to serve and trying to elect this man to serve a 2nd term. Go back to the drawing board. Quit blaming Trump for every problem in the world. Possibly nominate a reasonable Southern Governor like Andy Beshear of Kentucky and your party might have a chance to win the White House in 2028. It’s worked before when your party veers so far to the left that it makes it impossible to win. Examples: 1972 McGovern to1976 Carter. 1988 Dukakis to1992 Bill Clinton. If you think you’re going to reach male voters with Pete Buttigieg or Tim Walz, JD Vance and his family will enjoy living in the White House from 2029-2037.

Anonymous said...

@ June 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM - That's the ticket. Once again, play the race and/or gender card instead of facing the truth. Harris is a cackling idiot who could not form a complete, coherent thought of her own, and spent $2 Billion trying promote her value beyond the inherent weaknesses.

Anonymous said...

8:58, you are missing the boat here. Harris was an idiot, did you hear her speak at all? If you get past race for a minute and just listen to Democrats speak, you would know what I'm talking about. The people you should be angry at are the people running the Democrat party. They are losing by the day and they see no problems with what they are doing.

Anonymous said...

What qualifications does Kamala have? She imprisoned more of us black men for minor weed violations than you could ever justify. Like I said earlier. I’ll never vote for a democrat on a national election ever again. The demographics are clear the democrats are the white educated and elites. Working people are not democrats anymore. Say what you want but anybody can look and see this. Legal voted for Trump at my workplace. Democrats are the party of illegals and college elites and I’m neither of those.

Anonymous said...

Everyone hush. Let the Dems go with Tampon. He is their guy.

Anonymous said...

Obama & bill clinton both deported more illegals than Trump has. Including his first term. Look at the millions Obama deported. Far far more

Anonymous said...

Remember, we only know what the "news" tells us. Do you really think that America is in any hard financial trouble? Fear is used in many ways, America is not going broke. If it were, we would see the wealthy act different.

Anonymous said...

You have a point. Imagine how this world would be if everyone was not so worried about themselves and treated everyone decent.

Anonymous said...

Obama was telling Black men that it was unacceptable for them to not vote for Harris. Whoever came up with that strategy should never work in politics again.

Anonymous said...

8:58, please keep thinking like you are and I beg you to convince all of your progressive friends to think likewise, that out-of-touch left wing policies had nothing to do with the election loss.

Anonymous said...

Democrats won’t win another presidential election for the next 20 years. Gen Z is far too conservative compared to millennials & Hispanic population is vastly growing and also very conservative compared to white population socially. Very family oriented and traditional. Libs hate this. Elite whites ruined it for democrats.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like 8:58 needs to just move to Canada.

Anonymous said...

The young men they want to reach out to are the same young men who went to high school with DEI, critical race theory, and boys competing in girls' sports.

Will they connect the dots? I hope so, but seriously doubt it.

Anonymous said...

Everyone wants to be on an equal playing field, but not everyone wants to put in equal work and pay equal taxes and bills. That's a fact.

Anonymous said...

Sure are a bunch of triggered cultists in here. But I guess that’s to be expected on a Mississippi blog.

Anonymous said...

"Sure are a bunch of triggered cultists in here. But I guess that’s to be expected on a Mississippi blog."

That's the kind of stuck-up attitude that will continue to elect the worst that the GOP has to offer.

Barack Obama was a two-term president, and it wasn't because he catered to the "progressive" vote. It was because a whole lot of white people voted for him.

Anonymous said...

This state is 1st in almost all bad metrics and 50th in almost all of the good ones. Of course most of the comments on this blog represent the local geniuses.

Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me what 6:49 is trying to convey?

Anonymous said...

I believe 6:49 is merely trying to declare his own superiority.


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