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Tuesday, January 7, 2025

We're Number One!!!

 Jackson leads the country yet again in the murder rate as we just can't get enough killin' here in the Bold New City.  WLBT's C.J. Lemasters reported: 

Jackson’s homicide rate has remained highest in the nation each year -- including 2024 -- when compared to similar-sized and major cities, according to a 3 On Your Side analysis of dozens of cities and their reported crimes. Article

The WLBT chart says it all. 


That was the bad news.  The good news is the homicide rate was 99.5 homicides per 100,000 residents in 2021 so progress has been made.  Hurrah.  The annual number of homicides for the last five years are: 

2024: 111

2023: 118

2022: 133

2021: 160

2020: 128 

2019: 83

2018: 84

Compare those statistics to the years with the highest number of homicides prior to 2017: 

1995: 92

1994: 91

1993: 84

The number of homicides in 2016 was 68 and that  was a ten-year high.  There were 64 homicides in 2017.  To provide a sense of proportion, the number of homicides in Mayor Lumumba's first full year as Mayor was 84, a twenty-year high.  

Kingfish note: Homicides have done nothing but gone up since Chokwe Antar Lumumba became Mayor.  Homicides were running in the 60's under Mayor Yarber as Lee Vance proved to be an effective chief.  The record for homicides prior to 2017 was 92.  As JJ stated in 2021: 

 the number of homicides per year in Jackson ranked in the top five each year during every year of his tenure.  Mayor Lumumba ran off a good police chief, demoted his competent command staff, hid crime stats, pushed the DA to prosecute innocent police officers, instituted no-chase policies for almost anything, and benched cops who were dumb enough to defend themselves when fired upon.

Lumumba's legacy is shattering homicide records as the annual number of homicides has ranked in the top five for Jackson for every year he has been Mayor - when it wasn't setting records.  

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Posted by Kingfish at 10:01 AM

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

We’ve got a criminal for a mayor and another for a DA.

January 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...

When your good at something, stick with it.

January 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Anonymous said...

The Mayor promised a "Radical City"...he delivered!

January 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Chowke sucks said...

What is missing is the number of people shot who lived. The total number of shooting victims (dead or survived) tells the whole story. But it's only a perception, right?

January 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Capt Frag said...

You've been calling the balls and strikes, accurately, for a long, long time Kingfish. Antard can hide the crime reports and he can hide his campaign finance reports, but he can't hide the murders. I still wish someone with standing would sue him and the City to force production of the campaign finance reports.

January 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Anonymous said...

Where are all the Mississippi naysayers now???

January 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
A. Capone said...

I have no issue blaming the mayor, but let's don't forget that the judicial system in which the criminals face is very complicit. The catch-n-release program this blog frequently mentions and the lack of a DA with any desire to prosecute "certain" offenders is equally to blame. It's a perfect situation, almost as if organized!!!

January 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
1962guy said...

10:22 is right. The real numbers of people shot, stabbed and beaten are never revealed because many are never reported to police. They are then turned over to the street justice tribunal for revenge.

January 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Anonymous said...

Does the total number include the number of murders reported to and investigated by Capitol Police or is this JPDs only?

January 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Anonymous said...

10:34 as well as 10:22 are on to something because there are many confounding variables that these statistics do not account for! I think the major variable being overlooked is average socioeconomic status of residents. These stats in their current display shown here, highlight differences between cities of average size, but it cannot be disputed that jackson residents are significantly less affluent (as a whole) than some on this list, which means violent crime will be higher.

All i am saying is apples and oranges........

January 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Anonymous said...

About time for Chok to get himself another major award from some liberal group up in the northeast.

January 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Anonymous said...

To be fair, the numbers have been improving since 2021, presumably because there aren't as many people left to kill.

January 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Anonymous said...

Afluence? You are blaming this on a lack of afluence? Antard is affluent. Jody Owens is Affluent. They are both indicted criminals. And only i dicted for whT the FBI caught them doing RED HANDED. Meanwhile all these cigar bar dope deals are going under the radar because Da Mair appoints Chiefs who ignore his cronies crimes. This isn’t about affluence. It is about a culture of violence and easy money drug deals and simple thievery.

January 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Anonymous said...

"They are then turned over to the street justice tribunal for revenge."
As Skinner said in the Simpsons "Ah, there's no justice like angry mob justice"

January 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Anonymous said...

Is mayair still getting a city check if he has not filled campaign reports??

January 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Anonymous said...

you cannot deny that violent crime happens significantly more often in poor areas, thats all I am saying. I am not blaming anything, i am just stating that socioeconomic status IS A FACTOR

January 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Anonymous said...

I'm not much of a movie, or TV watcher, I haven't been for nearly 40 years. But, it seems to me that the radical liberals are following a cheap Hollywood, or TV, script.

It doesn't seem to matter if it's the top of the food chain in the Oval Office, or the mayor of Jackson, Mississippi, the purpose, and intent are the same.

January 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Anonymous said...

"Antard is effluent." There, I fixed it for you.

January 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Is there an official song for the City of Jackson? We need one. Ideas?

January 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Anonymous said...

11:17 you are on point however, murders and violent crime will decrease even more this year because the Hinds County DA found out his position wasn’t part time!

January 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Anonymous said...

11:40 we're talking homicide not robbery or theft. You can take any number of common characteristics of killers and say one of them is significant if you're looking for an excuse. Marital status, age, location, educational background, mental health, gender, and yes poverty can all be cited along with other "factors" . But so what? Poverty was just as prevalent in 1970's when Jackson had a fraction of the current homicide rate. Blaming murders on "socioeconomic status" is just another dodge for those who have no real answers.

January 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Anonymous said...

in 2021, Jackistan out-murdered Tijuana per capita.

January 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Anonymous said...

@11:17 at current rate decline Jackson will be sub 130k by 2030.

January 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Anonymous said...

Chowke reported that the number of homicides in 2025 are significantly lower than any prior year. Right?

January 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...

Mathematically every time there is a murder the population drops by 1 & the % of murder vs population goes up. And not counting the number of families that flee Jackson as murders, crime, infrastructure, taxes & the arrest of corrupt public officials continue to increase & erode the quality of life in our capitol city.

January 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Anonymous said...

The other dynamic to consider is city population decline. In 2020, the Jackson population was 153,000; in 2024, the population was 140,000. That's why it's helpful to calculate homicides per 100,000.

January 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Just one more term in office and Chowke will fix all of Jackson's ills. Right?

January 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Anonymous said...

As I have said in the past, the murder rate and other violent crimes are a direct result of the breakdown of the traditional two parent family where there is no positive male presence to guide young boys/men. This has created a public health crisis in the Black community. Until the positive aspects of virtue are adopted by society, there can be little hope that the situation will change.

January 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Anonymous said...

12:01 Don’t Drink The Water by Justin Townes Earle fits Jackson pretty well

January 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Louie Brooks said...

Does that number of "Reported Homicides" include the ones investigated by the Capitol Police? If not, how many do they report for 2024?

January 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Kingfish said...

Includes 7 handled by Capitol Police

January 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Let's look at this from a positive perspective: At least Jackson is getting the credit it deserves! We always see news reports about the horrendous level of homicides in the bigger cities, like Chicago, New York, Baltimore, etc., because the actual number of no longer living people is so high in those cities. However, when you distill the numbers down to how likely you are to become non-living in a particular city, that's where Jackson really shines! The populace works hard EVERY year to keep this particular statistic, high, so it would be an outrage for Jackson not to rank with the big bois! Heck, think about it, it's nearly FOUR times more dangerous to live in Jackson than it is to live in Chicago! That's a genuine accomplishment worthy of credit!
Keep pushin' 'em Baby Chok! We didn't know what you meant by "radical" when you made your New Orleans speech, but little did we know you had a plan the whole time. Unfortunately, apparently only you know what the end game is......

January 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anonymous said...

The mayor likes to say that "with poverty comes crime" - like the only way out of poverty is robbing, stealing & killing.

January 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anonymous said...

Jackson: Small city, big crime

January 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Assuming the statistics in the WLBT chart are correct, who would believe Jackson makes Detroit and Memphis look like paradise?

January 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Are they criminals because they’re poor, or are they poor because they’re criminals?

January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Anonymous said...

Belying the old adage that any publicity is good publicity.

January 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Anonymous said...

Actually , most list St Louis, but you can play with numbers. The real difference is how many murders are the result of domestic disputes vs the commission of a crime. It's also about the area of reporting...city limits or metro area? I spent Christmas in a state capitol that's not even on the list and there were 2 or more shootings every day for 4 days on their news.
Try to be honest with yourselves, it's that the population is now mostly non-white. That's the fault of the cowards who left and who had zero civic pride and who prefer "boxes made of ticky tacky" to classic architecture that can no longer be duplicated.

January 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Anonymous said...

Look at the names of the other cities in this report. All of them mirror Jackson in terms of inner city poverty, socio-economic stats and race.

It's absurd to attempt to separate Jackson out, using some nutty theory of poor people. If you're truly looking for common denominators, look somewhere other than poverty.

The post at 11:07 is just one more attempt to say, "It ain't our fault. It's the fault of circumstance. Therefore we ain't responsible or accountable". Apples and oranges my potato.

January 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Anonymous said...

8:05 Did you REALLY just try to make the point you posted? Are you REALLY saying that the reason behind Jackson's astronomical homicide rate is because white people chose not to tolerate the crime? Have you any idea how insulting your position is to the non-white community? In truth, what you said was that non-whites can't be trusted to act right without whites controlling them! REALLY?

January 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Anonymous said...

8:05 is a troll. You can tell by the repeated use of "ticky tacky" in all his attempts to rile folks up on various articles over the years.

Just ignore them.

January 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Anonymous said...

2:06. Agree. And a strong grandmother back in the day.

January 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Krusatyr said...

8:05pm
Is that you Virginia? All architecture can be duplicated, as precisely as specified and budgeted.

January 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Well said 2.06. Nothing left to say except please wait and have children until
BOTH parents are financially and emotionally ready to take care of them.

January 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Anonymous said...

I definitely agree!!!

January 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Anonymous said...

He sure did, like the mail carrier

January 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS
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