Sunday, June 23, 2024

Gentle Parenting = Taco Bell Breakfast

 Fed up with out of control brats in public, Bill Maher said it's time to bring back "trad dads" who don't "kowtow to brats."  Enjoy the monologue. 


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, I'm up at midnight noticing Kingfish is up watching a Jewish communist on television. I guess it's better than him watching Schumer.

Anonymous said...

He preaches more common sense than anyone around. He’s a moderate, though, which means both sides hate him.

Anonymous said...

Yes Maher makes a lot of good common sense points. Unfortunately he drapes the points in too much crudity.

Also Bill, we get it that you hate Trump, but neither Trump nor Biden has anything to do with the subject at hand unless you think showering with your teenage daughter is a good thing.

Anonymous said...

How about we bring back Fathers period.

Anonymous said...

'Moderate' my ass. He's as left as left comes. He simply decided a year ago, that to hope for any relevance, he needed to fool some into thinking he's slid a bit to the right.

It's All About Market Share said...

@9:08 AM - Exactly. He's a cameleon, just like the RINO politicians - cough, cough, Wicker, Hyde-Smith, cough, cough. Only chumps actually believe that he has become a moderate/centrist/whatever.

Anonymous said...

Maher sometimes just comes across as the grumpy old man at the end of the Waffle House counter, believing he's enthralling his "court," as no one is actually listening to his rant.

Anonymous said...

I won't believe that Maher is a moderate until he starts wearing a MAGA hat.

Anonymous said...

9:08 for the win.

Anonymous said...

To all of you posting the anti-Maher shit, you really should think about maybe watching an episode before commenting. Nobody excoriates wokeness like Maher, not even on NewsMax. Too many of you also think the only acceptable political commentator is one who wears a MAGA hat, froths at the mouth, rants about stolen elections. Moderate a bit and use your own mind and reasoning abilities on issues.

Anonymous said...

@10:49 AM for the win.

Jack Paar said...

Maher is first and foremost an entertainer, and he was either told or figured out on his own, that dialing-down the left-wing rhetoric would increase his ratings and popularity. Others like Kimmel and Colbert haven't figure it out yet or have gotten the AOK from the producers and sponsors to rant-away.

Anonymous said...

June 24, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I've watched a lot of his videos. He's not conservative at all. He's a 90s Democrat. That should tell you how far left the Overton window shifted before it started shifting right again.

Anonymous said...

4:11, I never claimed he is conservative. You are right, he is a 90s Democrat, but he does take a conservative stance on all this silly woke bullshit.

Anonymous said...

A half-truth = is ultimately a whole lie.
A half-lefty = is ultimately a a whole communist.

Many of you middle of the road "moderates" will be forced to pick a lane soon....

Anonymous said...

Regardless (and I'm finding myself agreeing with him more these days than ever), does the incessant clapping from the audience drive anyone as crazy as it does me?

Anonymous said...

Let’s approach the video a different way. Please post what parts of it you disagree with.

Anonymous said...

The Leftist media supports the hell out of him because his job is to appear like he's "moderate" and/or "fair" in telling "both sides" (at times). You can bet your life that it's all scripted and approved of before airing.


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