Wednesday, April 17, 2024

MHP Wants You!

 Do you have what it takes to be a Trooper at the Mississippi Highway Patrol? Watch this video to see if you do? If so, email MHP at horndog@mhp.ms.gov for an application.  

 

 


 

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well…..there goes another one!

Anonymous said...

The best of the best of the best! 😆😆😆😆😆

Anonymous said...

That sounds like Clay Edwards narrating.

Anonymous said...

One of y’all is real funny.

WestUnder said...

What is the trooper receiving the horizontal lap dance holding / doing? Is he writing on a clipboard or something?

Anonymous said...

Fired so fired

Anonymous said...

12:32 - That guy sounds more professional than Clay Edwards.

Anonymous said...

Tindell will clean house.

Anonymous said...

If this is real that trooper needs to be fired and the guy with him needs reprimanded.

Anonymous said...

Those girls set him up. They asked to take a photo and then started dancing to make a spring break clip. Video cut as he was getting up

Anonymous said...

The trooper was setup. They girls asked for a photo, and then started dancing to make a spring break clip. The video ended as he was getting up

Anonymous said...

Um, so...which ones are the troopers? I mean, if it is the girls(? - OK nowadays I'm guessing as best as I can), no, I don't have what it takes since I'm a man (no guessing necessary). And if I did, I'd seek help. If it the guys (again, best guessing), I'm getting on up there but I think I could still use a gal's ass as a writing desk if a law enforcement need to do so were ever to, um, "arise." OTOH, the only place that comes right to mind where such a "need" would even be alleged to "arise" is in whatever region Rankin happens to be in...so I'm out either way.

Anonymous said...

“Feelin cute. Might write some tickets” 😂

Anonymous said...

The email address is very telling. Once again, MS never ceases to amaze.
SMDH
Stay classy, Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

I swear Mississippi ought to be a reality show.

Anonymous said...

Jackassery!

Saltwaterpappy said...

Which uniform--his or her?

If this patrol car is rocking don't bother knocking said...

This explains why most of the MHP patrol cars have sticky seats, and it's not from the bubble gum.

Anonymous said...

Mommy will just pick another one of his superiors to “back the badge” with or write another contract with MBN with attempts that the 5th floor lets him pass again. Waisting your time kingfish.

Anonymous said...

They claim to be the best leo agency in the state. They are a worthless agency that has a huge budget to do nothing but write tickets. How about a little class MHP. Good grief. How about staying out of the news for a few hours. What a disgrace to Mississippi's law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

7:34 PM, They claim to be the best leo agency in the state.
That isn't a very bar to set.

Anonymous said...

Alas, I was hoping it was a different video…

Anonymous said...

Fired Master Sergeant Julius Hutson has been hired by...wait for it...the Rankin Co. Sheriff's Office. How long before he is eligible to join the Goon Squad? RCSO hires nothing but the best and brightest perverts.

Anonymous said...

@10:16...and I was hoping there was some point to repeating the same 5-second clip 20 times. We were both wrong.

Anonymous said...

Bout right, but don't leave out all the other agencies in the state.

Oh no! said...

Those obviously underage young ladies got into the Governor's whiskey stash those troopers carry with them!

Anonymous said...

6:40 - Guess you'd know best if you have that much detailed knowledge of the inside of a MHP cruiser.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one not surprised at all about this?? All of their superiors are garbage! No class, and if the narcissist behavior gets them thru retirement they feel privileged and have 20 plus kids they don’t claim or take care of and half of those end up in law enforcement or with MBN, MHP or some agency we all pay for. MHP is a joke! From the top alllll the way down! They continue to use anyone as their “do person” or “yessir” guy…it’s never ever ending! Complain on ONE of them and provide given proof and facts, NOTHING happens…they attack anyone whom they feel won’t give them a fight…matter of fact…has anyone that ever gave them a fight not eventually won? I’ll wait…funny the day this video was “leaked” they attempt to use every news outlet and blog to get the heat off of one of their “yessir” guys. Y’all can’t be this dumb! Go back on THIS troopers page! He worships the good ole boys and his mama tags right along! Are we not planning “Trunk or Treat” again? 💀💀

Anonymous said...

I am related to a MHP in the know person. He assures me she will be reinstated at some point. She appearantly has several high ups (state senators) in her...well, pocket for lack of a better word. If he is right it will be awesome. :)

Anonymous said...

Ivana herself called someone I know (put it this way, same household as said person) and said the lawsuit would take years because of appeals. (According to her lawyer). Meaning she told the person I know, it wasn't going to work. However 9:38, the lawsuit not working is definitely not the same as her knowing so much about so many people she gets back in anyway. She's even said that she knows so many that she gets what she wants directly to me. You just have to know how/who to ask are her words.

Kingfish said...

Who will reinstate her? Board of Appeals?

Anonymous said...

It will be messy for sure. She ain't going to let this go and if what she is telling people is true there will be a lot of others that have their unethical behaviors brought to light. This is to include upper level administration at dps as well as top brass at other agencies which DPS recently acquired.

Kingfish said...

I think the attitude is to discipline or fire whoever violated policy, regardless where the web goes.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish....that holds true unless you are capitol police, CTED or in the DPS cool boys club.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could stand on the moral high ground yall live on haha. One of the major issues is the majority of LEO’s at the head of the snake or retirees went their entire career before cell phones videos existed, and pre 2020 we started policing the police to stop injustices to civilians such as excessive use of force and killing people in the street, but this guy had two women approach him and dance and yall wanna set fire to his house. This ain’t about bad policing, yall just hate law enforcement in general. Get rid of the scum attacking our communities, but this is harmless.


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