Thursday, March 7, 2024

Like Son, Like Father

 Pearl Police arrested Christopher Dedmon and charged him with motor vehicle theft. 



 Dedmon is the father of Christian Dedmon, Goon Emeritus

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

His home address is in the middle of nowhere !!!!

Anonymous said...

Never heard of the guy, but this will turn out to be a bullshit arrest. And Kingfish knows it.

Anonymous said...

I stole a car and drove recklessly to get to the comment section. Getting my popcorn ready...........

Anonymous said...

@3:11 the guy certainly is innocent until proven guilty. But KF is 100% correct that he was in fact arrested. He even posted the screenshot. So the arrest is not bullshit.

Anonymous said...

@3:29 - Not only is the arrest bullshit...so is your analysis. Hide and watch.

Anonymous said...

That last name sure is associated with a lot of bad headlines.
Sort of like Adolph, or Bundy. I think I would change it if I was a law abiding Dedmon.
Assuming there are some.

Nathan Shelley said...

3:11/3:45, you’ve never heard of this guy, yet you know the arrest is bullshit?!?

Oh to be so enlightened…

Anonymous said...

I tell you what ain't bullshit, he's ugly, which isn't his fault, but he could stay at home.

Anonymous said...

Hold’ ma’ beer….did that gal Ivana arrest ‘I’m?

Anonymous said...

he should get his goon squad son to teach him the proper way to steal a truck.

Anonymous said...

The arrest is a fact. That's the exact opposite of bullshit, despite the fact.

Anonymous said...

Another one of those "he didn't really steal my vehicle, I let him use it and he was late bringing it back". There was an identical case on this blog two days ago where charges were either dropped or not pressed.

If ugly was a crime, half of you chumps would be in jail.

Anonymous said...

If Honey Boo Boo could have a reality show, I don't see why them Dedmons cain't have a reality show.

In fact, the name could be 'Them Dedmons'.

Anonymous said...

Kudos to all the great comments 👏

Anonymous said...

His home address is in the middle of nowhere !!!!
March 7, 2024 at 2:52 PM

Well, You wouldn't Want To Run A Chop Shop Right Up In The Middle Of Town...

Anonymous said...

"There was an identical case on this blog two days ago where charges were either dropped or not pressed."

I can't seem to locate any such post. Please provide a link.

Anonymous said...

The Dedmons' family name should be changed to "Deadbeat" to reflect their generational criminality.

Anonymous said...

He just needed a ride home...geez!

Anonymous said...

The irony of Nick McClendon, riding high as the new Chief in Pearl, presiding over the arrest of a Goon Squad adjacent car thief, is not lost on some.

Anonymous said...

@8:40am I have read this 10x to figure out what you are trying to say but I am not picking up what you are putting down. BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT as a hater of Chief McLendon-learn to spell the name accurate!

Anonymous said...

@12:04pm. Ok grammar nazi. Maybe if you read it less and think about it more, you might figure out the irony. Not everybody will though, so don’t beat yourself up over it too bad. For the record, I don’t hate the man. I simply don’t respect him.


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