Monday, March 25, 2024

Road Rage in Madison

The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

On March 25, 2024, at 08:07 am, officers from the Madison Police Department responded to a call regarding a possible road rage incident in the City of Madison, MS. Upon arrival, officers discovered that a female driver had been exiting Interstate 55 southbound onto Hwy 463 when her vehicle was shot at by another motorist on the southbound exit ramp.

Responding officers quickly gathered information about the incident, including descriptions of the vehicle and the suspect. Shortly afterward, an officer located a vehicle matching the description near Hwy 463 and Post Oak Road. Deemmareld Charlae Blackmore, a resident of Brandon, MS, was apprehended, and a firearm was recovered at the scene.


Fortunately, the victim of the incident did not sustain any injuries, although her vehicle did suffer damage from the gunfire. The exact motive behind the incident is still under investigation. Deemmareld Blackmore has been charged with Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon in connection to the incident. Her case will be forwarded to District Attorney John "Bubba" Bramlett for prosecution following her Initial Appearance in The City of Madison Municipal Court.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Got some real geniuses driving amongst us.

Wow said...

Man. Attempted murder because you are angry at someone else's driving.

This is so sad.

Oh my goodness said...

Oh wow. A Rankin Criminal doing business in Madison. And yall act like Jackson is bad…

Anonymous said...

4 feet, 10 inches of pure unadulterated bat$hit.

Anonymous said...

Well, of course. If you believe someone has cut you off in traffic, what's the obvious next step? You shoot at them. In traffic. Intending to KILL them, by the way.

Makes perfect sense to me.

(Good Lord, what is it going to take for us to gather up our collective minds! When did incidents like this become so commonplace?)

Anonymous said...

Close the Spillway Road. Keep the Stankin Rankin riff-raff out of Madison the City.

Anonymous said...

@4:08
Spillway isn’t even the fastest route to Madison The City. Hwy 43 to Windell Rd is the fastest route. That’s how I get there from my trailer in Fannin.

Steve said...

4:08. If it keeps Madison county folk on your side of the river, I’ll help close it up. Tired of being blown off the road by Suburbans driving 20 over the speed limit while the driver is talking on their cell.

Anonymous said...

She looks happy about it

Anonymous said...

Eff around and find out in Madison County!

Anonymous said...

Wow!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the other vehicle didn't shoot back.

Must have forgot their Glock this morning.

Anonymous said...

She is barely tall enough to register on the height register, but she has a nice smile and seems to be pleased to be in this situation.

Anonymous said...

Crazy is happening everywhere

Anonymous said...

Just out driving.

Anonymous said...

I tell you what don't get in the way of those Nissan or Amazon workers. They'll run your ass over.

Anonymous said...

Don't get between her and Zaxby's Madison.

Annan Imus said...

Madison the City is lost

Anonymous said...

Madison County can keep her. Signed, Rankin County resident.

Anonymous said...

"I tell you what don't get in the way of those Nissan or Amazon workers. They'll run your ass over."

Exactly what this shit was about. Running late or chasing the other woman from work.

Anonymous said...

At that height shouldn't she belong in the back seat in a chair?

Anonymous said...

$2.5 million bond

Anonymous said...

Madison County can send bond money to her checking account.

Anonymous said...

Word is, her husband works at the state crime lab in Pearl in firearms 💀


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