Thursday, March 28, 2024

Lord of the Flies: Rankin County Edition

The Jackson Police Department issued the following press release and mug shots. 

 


Kingfish note: The victim was in eighth grade at Northwest Rankin Middle School and a member of the football team. 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

That dude is 16? Cuz look like he seen things.

Anonymous said...

too scared to take an ass whoopin' so they have to carry guns....

Anonymous said...

wow. I know the parents of one of these guys. Any Idea what this ludicrous act was over? Drug Deal gone bad?

Anonymous said...

They are an equal opportunity mini goon squad.

Anonymous said...

I saw a 14 year old jump out of a stolen car in Atlanta with an AR pistol.

Cop had him in his sights but, the 14 year old dropped the gun.

A teen can kill you just as dead as an adult can.

Anonymous said...

14 years old. A long way from his school. Wonder how he got there.

Anonymous said...

Apparently doing well in their chosen profession. Good luck with gentlemen. Should get a needle or Nitrogen but seeing how they're just children hopefully life without.

Anonymous said...

@7:32 AM

1. A girl
2. Drugs
3. Someone was "dissed"
4. A girl
5. Money

Anonymous said...

Why would two 16-yr olds kill a 14-yr old? Why does a Hinds county resident go to school in Rankin County? Where are ANY of the parents of these kids? Can someone please take any other kids from these parents and make sure they receive some decent home-training?

With the corrupt law enforcement and level of violence prevalent in this solid red Republican, Trump-loving, God-fearing, state, why does it feel like we are devolving into a 3rd world country?

Anonymous said...

Goon Squad Next Generation.

Anonymous said...

9:15

-What on gods green earth does politics have to do with this situation?

-"home training" has absolutely nothing to do with someone willing to drive another individual to an off site location and shoot them multiple times. These behaviors generally don't happen because they are governed by "rules" of society and the land. When you think of "home training" you normally equate that with lower level stuff like eating with your mouth open, NOT capital murder. Someone who would do these things is obviously a half of a bubble past level.

Anonymous said...

Just added Rankin County to my ‘places I don’t visit’ list.

Anonymous said...

Apparently shot the kid 17 times too. Shooter comes from well off ole miss family and older brother went to prep. Not sure what is with these weirdos at rankin and madison public schools wanting to be gang bangers so bad. Your dad makes 6 figures go home man

Anonymous said...

6:56 said: That dude is 16? Cuz look like he seen things.

He's about to see and experience a lot of other things.

Anonymous said...

"Why does a Hinds county resident go to school in Rankin County?" They also come from Hinds and go to Madison schools. Go to any Madison County School during student drop off and pickup and check out the tags. It's a fucking joke. All you need is a relative willing to let you pay a bill for them and/or put you on a fake lease.

Anonymous said...

9:15 AM, it looks like these are all Rankin County residents.

Anonymous said...

@10:27...Word. Also, drugs. Kids these days are all hopped up on stuff. They may start with white collar drug dealers but at the end of the day if they keep up, they end up as junkies and in tough locations.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Max is Anderson's kid.

Anonymous said...

'A member of the football team'? Really, Kingfish...Is that some sort of emotional tweak. 14-year-old member of the football team?

Anonymous said...

White boy got 1.5 mill bond while black guy sits. White boy has to wear an ankle monitor while he can go to school and while at home. Black guy sits. Am I missing something. Why no conspiracy to commit a felony?

Anonymous said...

All the people bashing Rankin county. You guys are a bunch of clowns. You should use that energy and anger to fix Hinds county. Oh, I forgot...nothing is wrong with Hinds county, right?

Anonymous said...

10:27 Not sure, but some of your “facts” may be wrong. See the most recent JJ post on this topic.

Anonymous said...

@12:34- Maxle is Anderson's brother

Anonymous said...

@ 2:44PM - Correct, and Buster Hymens kid.

Anonymous said...

What, exactly, is an AR-Pistol and how do you identify someone as in possession if he jumps out of a car with one?

Anonymous said...

Ain't no Navy gonna rescue us. Or them.

Anonymous said...

5:50 PM, I am not sure about what an AR-Pistol is as I am not sure what a AR is. But one thing I am sure about is if a person hops out of a car with a gun in his hand he is in possession of that gun.


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